New Smartwatch

Just got a new smartwatch. What do you guys think? Pretty cool huh

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Do you still have the onion in the birdcage?

Watches go on wrists, not flippers.

>So fat, when your knuckles become innies

good thread

The only person I know who uses a smart watch has really serious problems with their wristsand apparently it's quite helpful to them.

average american

Baste hoof-poster.

id love that american fist in my anus

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Why did you put it on a ham?

Must suck when no one takes the bait

Unironically any man who has long nails should be taken out old yeller style

does it tell you what particular species of ogre you might be?

*ping* Time to Breathe
*ping* Time to stand up
*ping* Try to close your rings
*Ping* Time to stand up

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that's rude i hope they shitted him

Is that a deformed foot?

Oh, Americans and their smartwatches.

Hmmmm. Chunky.

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>projecting your national insecurities this hard

t. Americdonald

im sorry ur h1b was denied

you are now thinking of seal noises

Why are you wearing it on your ankle?

Pidgeons are like winged rats they can go fuck themselves for all I care

May I ask what kind of species does your hand belong to?

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this is true