I just found this piece of garbage lying around in my moms closet. What should I install on it?

I just found this piece of garbage lying around in my moms closet. What should I install on it?
Any recommendations?

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gentoo

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Is it hard to do? Should I go for a live install iso?

use other distro livecd, so you can read wiki and copy commands from the browser. the only hard part is the kernel configuration, but you can use the automatically generated one, if you stuck.

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>live install iso?
none exists

What other distros would you recommend?

Unironically Arch.
You get most of the benefits of Gentoo (lightweight, lots of packages, customisability) without the major drawback of, particularly on old machines like my Dell E4300, waiting fucking aeons for things to compile.
I known it's a massive meme but I've used Arch as my daily driver for getting on five years now, would recommend.

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use CloverOS
it's an easy gentoo installer

>R61
Put it back

arch or bust

win xp or lubuntu

Is it really that bad?

Yh it's terrible.
Send it to me bruv.

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debian + xfce

search for nudes

devuan

You must be 18 to post here.

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post specs

openBSD
also this

It's actually my 26th birthday today

>be me, OP
>26 birthday
>searching my mom's closet for presents
happy birthday OP, we love you

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>piece of garbage

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Well, happy birthday, I guess.

Distcc exists

I decided to install xubuntu cus it's easy and just to see if it even runs. It works.

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>I just found this piece of garbage lying around in my moms closet.
I'm so sorry user, your mom is a trap.

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you could use it for a selfhosting server or something

yeah, sure user you found it in your mom closet.
>You get most of the benefits of Gentoo (lightweight, lots of packages, customisability) without the major drawback of, particularly on old machines like my Dell E4300, waiting fucking aeons for things to compile.
thats called void, you systemd faggot

Use it to stream your desktop. You can enjoy desktop performance with laptop convenience (at the expense of those 10 ms delay)

Post your hands Jamal

It's actually true. She got it from work, It's a leftover computer from when there used to be some kind of cs/tech education. I believe it's one of the teacher's old laptops. (My mom's a teacher)

>void
Based

Ge den till mig

Linux lite is a pretty easy iso to boot into and many times it will give you access to any files that may be locked by your moms password.
You can then use "photorec" to find any files that she deleted.
Or u could just go thru any directories that she didnt delete

Det är min födelsedag, jag har bara fått vinylskivor och presentkort så detta var en gåva från ovan att pilla med ikväll. Nej, den är min.

I'm running xubuntu right now and It's pretty comfy. Also it's not her laptop, as I said. I already wiped the drive anyways.

arch

a dildo