I am switching to a dumb phone and you can do nothing to stop me /g hurhurhurhurhur

I am switching to a dumb phone and you can do nothing to stop me /g hurhurhurhurhur

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ok have fun going back to the stone age

yeah I mean back then their tech must have been totally crappy..
> 1 month stand by time
> 9+ hours of talk time
oh wait..

B... b... but you can't play Fortnite on these. REEEEEE!

Alright, go ahead. Good luck.

i have that one, it's not a nokia, nokia is dead

Based, less pajeets&jews spying on you

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plus fm radio for when the bombs drop

good luck finding fallout shelters with your shitty 4g networks and 90%++ body to screen ratio

>9+ hours of talk time
Then you realize nobody will call you

>4g
>shitty

Unless you live in third world country, 2g connection is going to be switched off, if not already

Good on you. Once my G5 dies which it will shortly, I'm switching to a dumb phone.

good luck rubbing the last one out while the bomb is dropping looking at 140x140 porn

ironic how the smartest people use dumbphones and the dumbest people use smartphones, isn't it?

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>you can do nothing to stop me

imagine being this self obsessed,
no one cares faggot, go be 12 somewhere else

(You) care :-D

I have an older one and it's the only one I have and it's still working after 16 years of use. Nobody calls me except 2-3 people and I'm a beliver that a phone should just be a phone and not a shittier computer.

After you use one of these for a few months you most likely won't even want to go back to whatever spyphone you were using before. Dumb phone's got all you could ever need from a phone:
>good battery life
>radio
>no useless apps
>phone calls
>text messages
>camera
>no *spyware

*bro just turn the 2G off if your phone does ship with spyware on it, you won't be needing internet anyway.

sonim xp5
the most autistic of the dumb phones.

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I totally have one of those. Newer one with G3. Totally fine to receive 2FA from the bank to do the online bankings. Never had a smartphone. Can't stand that shit.

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me too i have a dumb phone with SD card for MP3 its battery is awesome

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>good battery life
I gotta say this is only true if you always got a good signal. If you keep your dumbphone with you, down in mom's basement where there is barely any signal at all, that stupid shit will drain the battery in literally no time. It's stupid as fuck. Guess this shit just tries to get some signal at all costs, no matter what, and then all power to your tiny antenna. I fucking hate the darn pajeet who wrote this software. If there's no signal, there's no signal, stop trying you dumbfuck.

> i own a desktop with a potato distro
don't even join the ranks of modern man you ancient neanderthal

my mom bought this for like 50€ it has SD slot and a speaker its good for mp3 and calls

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Boy I sure do love being a contrarian luddite in the technology board

ill have it loop some zyzz shit for its entire life span lol

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I run fedora you dumb fuck

your point?

texts arent encrypted though. just get a phone with an open source andriod os

They can still track you, only now you just can't use it for shit.

Hah, already ahead of you. I've been using one for the past 5 years.

Unironically jealous

STOP user. i did it, I stopped you.

I still have a flip phone but verizon's gonna shut off the network it uses I'm screwed.

Less data on it

or you, like me, deactivate your simcard and only activate it when you really need it and also like every few months and make a simple call somewhere to a number nobody uses anymore so that damn vodafone doesn't recycle your number.

texts lol who the fuck "texts" Jesus Christ you old fucks

just don't fall for the recent 3310 meme.
The newer 3g and 4g versions use either KaiOS or AliOS.
KaiOS is a fork of FirefoxOS and they partnered with big botnet companies like Facebook and Twitter.
AliOS is based on AOSP and it's essentially Android for the chinese market.

>ironic how the smartest people use dumbphones and the dumbest people use smartphones, isn't it?
No, smart people don't use dumb phones, they're insecure. Yes, insecure, much more than any smartphone.
The reason? They only support legacy encryption standards, their CPUs are old AF, they don't have a security model like modern OSes...
apple.com/business/docs/iOS_Security_Guide.pdf
source.android.com/security
source.android.com/security/overview/kernel-security
source.android.com/security/overview/app-security