I don't keep any sensible information on my laptop
Hunter Brooks
Hardmode: hold and press the power button while giving him the laptop.
Veracrypted laptop.
Daniel Johnson
>You've forgotten your EDC knife. Alternatively you live in the UK/Australia and don't want to go to prison for defending yourself.
Jace Edwards
>hit him over the head with thinkpad before he takes it >skull cracked open >brains on the floor he aint doing shit
Isaiah Garcia
no one is gonna pull a knife for your old black brick user dont worry
Luke Gutierrez
Just bash his skull in with your trusty ThinkPad.
Angel Bell
But nobody steals ThinkPads lol. I might smack someone's head with the corner tho. Should have some force behind it with the 70Wh battery installed :^)
Kayden Watson
>tfw you got lojack (r) (tm) for your microsoft (r) surface pro (tm) >call cops, show them fancy lojack (tm) web interface >they track the criminal down in less than an hour i cant believe this board doesnt see the obvious solution: youtube.com/watch?v=Jwpg-AwJ0Jc
Jaxon Fisher
Give it to him since its filled with cp then tip the fbi off
not fucked at all because the laptop doesn't have a battery and i take out the hard drive when I'm not using it
Owen Baker
>Suicide linux on portable Good luck faggot
Kevin Thomas
my laptop does not have a harddrive and the memory got whiped at the last shutdown, good luck
Cooper Taylor
I'm fat enough that any attempt he makes to stab me won't hit any vital organs. I simply hurl him to the floor then crush him to death with my weight.
Nolan Moore
>Encrypted >Can be remotely wiped >Data backups every day >Literally got a GPS tracker on top of a WAN SIM module so he gets vanned before he can even notice that it's completely useless to him It's insured anyways so I literally get a new one in 3 days as part of my insurance contract.
Wyatt Sanders
He just got an empty laptop with no drives and 2gb of RAM that I got for free from a recycling center. I use tails on laptops, I use desktops for anything important.
1. Encrypted? yes 2. Remote wipe? lol no this is not a fucking iphone 3. Data backed up? everything cloud synced
Eli Garcia
>You've forgotten your EDC knife. No I didn't.
Cooper Hughes
lmao imagine being this fucking dorky. Put those hollow points away, kid. You arent the punisher.
Chase Lee
>You're on the train Go back to >You've forgotten your EDC knife. I have something better. No self preservation instinct I have. >He takes your laptop. No, he doesn't. I use laptop as a knife shield. >How fucked are you? Anally.
Jaxson Turner
No, some libre mierdagujeros have US-like laws and guns (with loisence, but you can use them).
Asher Gomez
based and redpilled
Jeremiah Robinson
>taking my laptop on the train
Easton Thomas
based
Lucas Lewis
I slice his hand and arm open with my boxcutter because I'm not a white-collar pansy.
Obviously I simply remote detonate the battery rig i set up beforehand, duh.
Jason Lewis
do u have this wallpaper size?
Wyatt Ramirez
Can't do anything with it other than wipe and use again
Dominic Phillips
- keep personal data on external storage on your person - scrub residual user data from laptop storage upon shutdown - remove laptop storage altogether, run os live, install additional ram if needed - scrub ram before shutdown
Lincoln Smith
Tell him to stab me and take his manslaughter charge cause the only way hes getting my locked down tech is over my cold dead corpse.
Daniel Murphy
encrypted drives. I lost 3k dollars. Company will replace it. Lots of super sensitive keys on it.
Owen Allen
Nope. That's just a suburban legend.
Liam Reed
>Post more please ok >Why do you have a collection of mermaid pictures? i like them
>Give me your laptop! >No, sorry. >Uh.... okay.....
No one's gonna actually stab you. Stop watching the news.
Evan Williams
Why the fuck would I be riding a train?
Thomas Carter
Do you really think someone robbing you at knife point is gonna go "uhh okay" and walk away? I mean we're all somewhat detached from reality but come the fuck on
Julian Gutierrez
>arch linux >Dvorak >i3 >no touchpad >a password I've never met a single person who's been able to use my computer.
Jayden Lee
Yes. They expect you to cave and just give in. No robber is going to genuinely stab you on the train. They're gonna go find someone else who complies immediately.
If someone wanted to stab you, they would just do it. They don't want to stab you, they want your laptop, and everyone has a laptop. Just tell them to go away.