This terrifies the DRAM cartel

Dear God. Science really has gone too far.

It's funny because this is already true, agricultural GMO corporations like Monsanto have had patents on certain genes for decades now. They have also tried to patent the human genome, multiple times.

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>organic storage
This will give all new meaning to the term bit rot.

Is this Taylor, web artisan, creator of the Laravel framework?

fun world

>DNA
Great so my media can be corrupted from the radiation of K isotope of the extra banana I ate for lunch.

Actually most sequence of ATCG pairs are illegal before certain age.

Fuck Monsanto

so we can make the data immortal but we cant even fix our own self healing dna funcitons?

They're now a German company, not protected by the American government any more, there's 12.000 lawsuits piling up and they're about to settle with the first one for 100 million $ setting the precedent. Suckers.

why is information density in conflict with durability

>The US will ban glyphosate before europe

I wasn't expecting that timeline.

>using your testicles to store your porn collection
This is the future we live in.

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>it's 2040
>you're sitting at home watching porn you stored in your pinky finger
>fbi bursts through your door and slams you to the ground
>segments of your DNA violate DRMs from youTube
>since youTube is owned by Google it knows your entire DNA sequence
>can't dispute because it's your encoded DNA

Thanks obama

>modify your semen so that you literally cum your waifu
later, virgins

fucking end everything already

imagine the storage capacity if used with hachimoji dna instead of regular dna strands
>DRAM cartel BTFO

The errors in DNA usually occur when it is being copied during cell division.

so make the the cells immortal and suppress cell division?

>Humanity gets sued by Microsoft for having their DNA being 95% identical to Windows 11

>humanity issued a cease and desist letter by microsoft

>DNA has built-in copy protection DRM
wtf I hate DNA now

Can I genetically modify my balls so that they produce sperm full of child porn? What if I had children, would they be living child porn? Can a court force you to provide a sperm sample? What if I refuse, would they have to strap me down and jerk me off? Wouldn't that be rape? Only men can rape, so they'd have to use a qt female police officer to perform the extraction. This is starting to look like a good idea. I'll have to swear fealty to the Bogdanovs so they'll let me use their genetic modification labs.

This was a great TNG episode. I believe it was The Drumhead when a Klingon spy was hiding technical data in his bloodstream as amino acid and DNA sequences.

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That's the equivalent of saying "just download more RAM".

Encoding porn into my own cum when?

no, its like saying obtain more ram when the nearest ram store is 1000 miles away and cars/planes/domesticated equines have yet to be invented.

well according to the jews, trauma and ptsd are encoded into their dna so just keep doing what youre doing and your perversion will be past onto the next generation of degenerates.

theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/21/study-of-holocaust-survivors-finds-trauma-passed-on-to-childrens-genes

>2020-1
>lamarckism

oy vey get a load of this anti-semite