You should be able to answer this

You should be able to answer this

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>"because this shit will hyper-fuck your computer"
>installs virus and dabs
THANKS BONZI BUDDY

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Hypertext is one word, idiot.

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"Hyper" in "hypertext" refers to the structure, not the amount. This joke makes no sense.

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wtf I love bonzai now

Fuck off

I went to an Apple store just yesterday, I wanted them to make me a bootable thumb drive with Yosemite on it for my cheesegrater Mac Pro that I got without a hard drive. After the first person I talked to implied I thought she couldn't handle the task because she was a woman when I asked for the tech desk people, she made me stand in one spot for seven minutes while she got some white male to take care of me. He takes me over to a random mac mini and hunt and peck types S-A-F-A-R-I into the search bar and clicks it with the mouse, then looks up the bootable usb creation instructions. He selects the full text of each paragraph after he's done reading it and then scrolls to the next paragraph and reads it and then selects it until he's done reading how to do what I want. Then he hunt and peck types in T-E-R-M-I-N-A-L and clicks it with the mouse, and expertly pastes the copied text of a terminal command I admittedly didn't see him select.

Nope, doesn't work; he doesn't have permission to run the file or use sudo or something, so he leaves and comes back with an older whiter maler guy whose nose hairs you could probably braid. This guy, oh man, this guy gets all hoity toity and almost insulted when I say the word cheesegrater, like he barely keeps himself from recoiling in disgust as he quietly says the word 'obsolete' like it's a dirty word he doesn't want anyone else to hear. Then this puke has the nerve to lie to my face and says I could just hold option while booting the mac with a brand new hard drive with no recovery partition, as long as it's got an ethernet cable plugged in, and it would just magically install the right OS I was looking for.

The worst part was, I kept taking out my usb drive I brought from home, that I wanted them to make bootable, and they wouldn't even look at it or acknowledge it in any way. I would have offered to buy a new usb drive from them, but all they had was usb-c, because they don't like things that are obsolete.

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rate my fresh pasta

Macs have had internet recovery for over a decade. Hold cmd + shift + r and with the ethernet cable in it should "magically" install your os like the old fag said, and stop being a retard.

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I like HTML

at least if you fuck up one line the langauge still works. I don't understand this, how does html compile?

Because it's faster than sonic

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the individual tags are turned into nodes that then render onto the screen using some other language

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Well I fell for it again. Are you that same guy? How did you find me!? Post a timestamped picture of your nose!

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Because it's overhyped.
*drops mic*

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command + option (which is alt) + r

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Where's the jokes?

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It doesn't work, I tried both ethernet jacks, but I just can't bring myself to hijack this guy's monkey thread for tech support. It's ok, I now have a reason to drive out to see my friend who is a macfriend, I can use his to make a bootable usb. If it has usb ports, that is. I guess they're obsolete.

>Implying this is real

>Bootable Drive
You're asking too much of Apple users, user...

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I'll try a different keyboard, that's all I can think of.

It really happened. It was last saturday though.

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Make Bonzi say the "despite making up 13%" copypasta

How do I structure my text to be hyper?

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"Too much Java" refers to a caffeine overdose, which makes you hyperactive.