Apple Special Event

Very soon. What would they release this time?

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The same shit with slightly better specs and a higher price.

AirPower hopefully

Please be ARM macs.
Correction: Please be ARM macs with firmware that lets you install GNU/Linux on them.

>Paying $1199+ for a laptop you intend to install Linux on

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its going to be Similar, But More Expensive Shit, again. Isn't it.

I expect it to be another disappointment, even from a marketing/user experience perspective. Jobs' real role was being a layman, looking at his engineers and saying "fuck you, this is shit" until a product wasn't. Apple really did die with him.

I'm hoping they do away with the emoji bar on the macbook pro and put in a touchscreen trackpad instead. But I don't think they will. They'll just keep releasing thinner and lighter things, even though everybody sticks those things onto the backs of their iPhones now that make it easier to hold by making it thicker and heavier.

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Back to your shitting street Ranjeet.

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Wouldn't that be super shitty? How would someone successfully implement such a feature without compromising ease of workflow?

Am I the only one seeing an ayy on the thumbnail?

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The zenbook pro supposedly did an ok job of having it show contextual options and switch back to a touchpad, or a launcher, or whatever else you wanted it to be, easily (the f-keys would switch what you'd get, and it looks like you could close the active context on the touchpad itself). Apple's been trying to get the touchbar to do contextual stuff, but it's fucking shit. Even if a touchscreen touchpad is "just okay", it would be way better than the touchbar.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just saw an article about this on reuters
It's a red carpet event inviting pedowood celebs because they're trying to relaunch apple tv as a contender to netflix.
I'm sure given their recent track record it totally won't be a hot fucking mess.

So you post that garbage images so other imbeciles roll and bump your marketing thread for free?

Why does Apple need to outsource shills from india?

Not much is being announced, just some news subscription service and a Netflix clone.
They’ve already recently released updated iPads, iMacs and AirPods so don’t expect much more.
I doubt they’ll reveal the Mac Pro or an actual Apple TV display.

macrumors.com/guide/apple-event/

hopefully a new ipod

Maybe a $2000 ar headset with a 10 minute battery life and 2gb of storage

I just want a new iPod Touch with bigger storage, longer battery life, and still retains 3.5mm jack.

Its a New! Episode! of carpool karaoke. Isn't it.
>Just. Fucking. Die. Already. Jobless. Cunts

>macbooks with A12X/A13
That would kill Jewtel

It's possible since that's what Apple is pushing for.

ARM Mac

Foldable iPhone with bidirectional inductive charging. The Jews need something to copy.

roll cuz why not

thank you god

They'll use AirPods for sure.

That's great. More competition for Netflix, the better.

have a zenbook. It's great

Kurisu PLEASE

With or without notch?

Too good.

hopefully without, either way the other one will be much cheaper now

>have a zenbook. It's great
Good for you.
Any more product placement?

If I don’t get 55 I have no reason to live

Mac Pro obviously

12 times. You've posted this thread a dozen times in the space of an hour.
In all fields, people.

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rolle

>Steve Jobs Theater
Cringe

So there's no building in Redmond named for Bill?
Shame, Microsoft, shame.
Perhaps if he died...

>building in Redmond named for Bill
Cringe

From the thumbnail I thought it was about UFOs due to the slanted alien eye

Na theres already part of heaven named after him... The Pearly Gates...

based Apple spammer working hard right now.
I wonder if this is a script.

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That would eat up some of the iPhone sales.

New Apple Cinema display please

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