Professor makes sound effects when programming

That's already a pretty good set of sounds and sonics. Based.

TA here. I will mark down your grades if I spot noiseless programming.

> race car
That's how you tell he's a pro.
Everyone starts with the laser, eventually you graduate to car sounds.

Vocaroo time?

Anyone code with Nullsoft Beep? Comfy.

>not going "BOOOOOOOM" while doing a slow motion blowup motion when you press the compile button

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>student download, store and share pictures of cartoon frogs

At least you know it's going to crash.

Wow your professor is fucking based

You ever take a martial art? There's a reason they make that KIYAI sound. Programming is no different. I suspect your programming chi is weak, and you may never get that job at Google.

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>enter character: beep
>new line: pow
>declare next function: *level up*
>press compile: sound of accelerating car, eurobeat starts playing
>compile error: sound of car crash, eurobeat stops
>testcase passed: ding ding ding, sound of cash register
>testcase failed: small explosion, but car continues racing
>build successful: sound of crowd cheering, jews crying "anudda shoah" in the background
>git push: sound of getting beamed up into space

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>assign to variable =
>Bam!
>Increment operator ++
> Pew Pew
>For loop
>raatatatatatatatatata
>assert
>Biiiii biuuuuuuu biiiii biuuuuuu
>logical operator
>Beep Boop

>eurobeat starts playing
>PewDiePie Youtube subscription popup opens

>Pajeet students start cheering

>yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhh
>and you'll see the big shoooOOOOooooOOOoooooOOOw

>implying OP isn’t the chair of the computer science dept
dumb weebnig

This, OP has no idea how privileged he is

>open a file, start coding fizzbuzz
>Wrrr...
>add #includes
>WrrRrrRrrr...
>add main()
>WRRRR!
>start adding actual logic code
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>"user, what are you doing?"
>mom notices me
>"I'M PROGRAMMING, MOOOM"
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>mom leaves
>god leaves
>compile the code
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>get an orgasm

this thread is 10/10

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>professor uses German pronunciation when he says code, making it sound like Kot which literally means shit

Must be a Java class.

It actually was a Java class.

>>build successful: sound of crowd cheering, jews crying "anudda shoah" in the background
Based and redpilled

based and codepilled

10/10

>computer freezing up
>yell DORA while slowly punching it
>accidently do it at work sometimes
Its autistic but it works

lmao

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This thread has me laughing very hard

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This desu

Vocaroo time?

vocaroo.com/

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>laser blaster sounds
Light is electromagnetic radiation...

>not putting the phone to your ear and screeching metal noises directly at the other computer

Quality bread

>read the code out loud with a robotic voice

My infomatics teacher just tries to explain* how to code basic js + p5js script and call it CS. *Saying random words hoping it makes sense.

B T F O
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>laser blaster sounds.
That reminds me of that one really fucking retarded feature some roccat keyboards have, you can make them play sounds on each keypress, including laser blaster sounds,it gets irritating about 5 seconds in.

>anudda shoah

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