W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Have you h-had a good week Anonymous?
Ready f-for a delicious homecooked meal f-from an user that loves you?
Well you are in the right place!
Sit down and enjoy, d-darling!
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Have you h-had a good week Anonymous?
Ready f-for a delicious homecooked meal f-from an user that loves you?
Well you are in the right place!
Sit down and enjoy, d-darling!
inb4 shitstorm
well
oh boy
I'm g-glad you are excited Anonymous!
Todays recipe is f-for keto fat bombs!
These are a d-delicious and low cost snack that is keto friendly and d-doesn't require sugar!
I admire your bravery
Ah? W-what is brave about posting cooking instructions...?
wow your kitchen really got a nice makeover lately
Wasn't there a point where you stopped posting on Jow Forums entirely?
bad thread
*blinks* Y-yes, because I was sick.
Right? It's m-much nicer now
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
spam this thread with your fucking bunny and i'll smash your face in
>No S/oy
even your report window is covering your shit now
N-nice to see you Ash.
Alright, l-let's go over what is needed!
1. High fat cream cheese
2. Coconut oil
3. Salt
4. Chocolate Chips
5. Peanut Butter
>phone poster
Have you no shame?
abib is a cunt
and here I thought you'd want as many underage people in here as possible
This phone costs twice your computer
hi Alice
it's nice to see you here again
Gib shout out to me
Your kitchen is huge
*waves* Always a pleasure, m-my friend from the north
Yes but not males, I love females and this whole thread lacks from that.
Holy shit
Who in their right mind would spend 6000$ on a phone?
imagine being so rotten you don't even see females above the age of 8 as females anymore
that’s a green screen
what a fantastic time to be in an alice thread
OP is female.
I know you have a hard time identifying them since you mainly focus on the ones that are single digits in terms of age, but come on.
don't ruin his world he is so young still
Oh, I did not notice it
W-what a spoiled sport Spain is; it w-would have been obvious when it started crackling.
Alright, f-first step, line your pan with
imagine being so dumb that you failed your exams
LINE T-THE PAN WITH PARCHMENT PAPER
God damn it Chrome.
wheres the food you nigger
I like your helpers
G-glad you are enjoying it
imagine being so dumb you boast about being able to parrot words on a textbook
All future cooking threads should feature Shanghai and Hourai kitchen helpers.
They m-most likely will.
I’m better than u at that
I hope these blessed trips speak the truth!
D-don't worry.
Alright, f-first step, you gotta add coconut oil.
D-don't add too much, or they will be very slippery and you w-will drop them and any dogs you m-may have, not naming any names (Nano) may go nuts t-trying to eat them.
So avoid that by using the proper amount of oil.
ok
you could use a maid assistant
>hurr durr mommy says im a nice lapdog
nice try teacher's pet
N-nice dubs, f-feel free to post more cats though.
I c-could, but I d-don't know anyone with a maid outfit!
bless me, have you forgotten your promise?
I’m just good at school I try my hardest not to converse with them desu -.-
You d-don't have it yet, now d-do you?
yeah sure as shit
>can't converse even with teachers out of all the normans
>calls himself successful
boy you're in for a world of hurt
but i will so-
actually never mind keep your bucks
Nah I can talk to them I just don’t like to. I talk to my friends much more
just use a little? you threw the whole thing in there
S-settle down dear, this is s-supposed to be a nice thread
>haha i don't want to talk to them i totally can talk to them tho
he's always on the lookout for my threads to bully me Onee-sama!
consider trying this hard
ALICE, FINALLY! I'VE MISSED YOU! D: ^o^
*waves*
N-now we add the peanut butter!
This is the bulk of the meal, s-so be sure to get it well mixed and b-buy a kind you like!
I like it creamy. Chunkyfags can get out.
why? I don't know.
Holy shit
FINALLY we add t-the salt.
You wanna add it AFTER the peanut butter s-so that it mixes in evenly and brings out the natural sweetness
I’ve done it on multiple occassions now bitchboi. As if an italian failed tranny has any right to judge me LOL
youtube.com
do this next
a fucking ant has more significance on this board than you with all your worthless posts
your brain is smaller than your dick
Now my compilation is complete
your mom had to wait 9 months to take a shit
Next, mix all the ingredients up real good!
Special thanks t-to Hourai f-for all her hard work!
You don’t hear about ants being schizophrenic and taking Jow Forums this seriously
Fuck off tranny nigger jew
What about Shanghai?
quit posting you're lowering the IQ of the whole lot of the posters in this thread
P-please.....
It already hit rock bottom once you showed up
oof
alice i was trying to cook this chicken can you help out? what did i do wrong?
and went below zero when you posted your trashley shit instead of sticking to pol
For fucks sake, you lads said she was gone for good
The Intelligence quotient test does not have results that go below zero. Geez korbo I knew you were stupid when you failed your exams but not this dumb :^)
edgy.
except yours does you're beyond retarded
Love n-never dies
>everything i dont like is edgy
kys beta cuck
How do you know what my iq is if I’ve never taken the test? I didn’t know that you were this obsessed with me
Hey at least she’s putting more effort than the NASA with the fake backgrounds. Right?
How can someone be this much of a tryhard without any effort to actually show for it lmao
will you be my friend?