Apple is kill

> a magazine subscription service, a streaming service and a fucking credit card

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

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Apple has fallen below the critical threshold of $190 per share and will enter bankruptcy in a matter of minutes

Basically this: AAPL used to be around $230 per share, but then the keyboard fiasco happened and now the absolute lack of innovation.

It turns out Jobs was a truly visionary...

>a magazine subscription service, a streaming service and a fucking credit card
lol wut?

Apple is kill?

Jow Forums here. Can confirm this is how tech stocks work.

Fuck apple

>Apple stock has seen a massive increase in short interest in the past few weeks.
>Short interest has increased from 40 million shares to 97 million shares, an increase of 143%.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

i've been saying for years that most burger tech stocks are overvalued, nvidia for example has dropped recently, it had a ridiculous P/E ratio and it's still a bit high, stupid boomers falling for the AI meme

Not just a credit card, a REVOLUTIONARY credit card!

trips of truth

their stock always drops when they announce new shit, that is how you make money you children

where are you, based sataniaposter-senpai?

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lol i hope they finally die

but normies will keep buying, so...

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based ghost of steve jobs creating a walled garden to let all the normies live in their bubble with curated content and never set foot in the real internets

Even the normies are starting to be fed up with their shit, it’s only a matter of time user

iBROKERS BTFO

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Who the fuck buys magazines?

Is Apple living in 1990?

>52 week low: 142
>current price: 188

Nothing to see here

sadly it's just going straight up all year.

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>Nothing to see here
you watched the 'launch' too, huh?

The credit card thing is neat, though it would be better if they acquired a banking licence instead of relying on Goldman Sachs.
Other services like Buns, Revolut and N26 are actually really comfy and a lot of time cheaper than banks for traveling and transferences. Thanks to Goldman Sachs it's unlikely the Apple card will have those benefits.

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Buy high sell low, this kid's a genius

Jobs was truly a cultleader. He literally slapped the Apple logo on top of a pile of shit and all the macfags stood in lines to buy it. He literally gaslighted his users into believing they weren't holding their phones right. He convinced them Apple was superior because it ran on PowerPC, and then he fucking switched to Intel and they still praised him.
Tim Cook just doesn't cut it, he is a boring old dude, not by far teh reality distortion field wielding maniac Mr Blowjobs was.

Jow Forums still doesn't know how stocks work

>seekingalpha
Why would I listen to them when I ALREADY am alpha?

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The whole market is shitting itself though

THE HOLE MARKET IS 40% DOWN SINCE OCTOBER
>oh wait, thats JUST aapl

thanks to Trumps economy, it has nothing to do with Apple innovation, which currently is non-existent, they are living on borrowed time

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What I still don't get is why Tiim Applel is so anti-innovation, almost like his worst fear is lunching something new instead of just shitty iterations of boomer-tier products...

Tim Apple = clenched anus bean counter
Watch-straps, (((services))) and Ives buried under the Infinite Loop patio. Its not like no-ones mentioned, they haven't had a fucking product in years. It really cant be a surprise they survive on pure faggotry now.

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Fuck apple they are pissing in a see of piss
They tried this with Apple store and iTunes it didn't work

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