What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Study countless fields to phd level together >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization >Have her carry heavy things for me >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
>What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums? hack it open and see how it works
David Fisher
Hold hands
Carson Anderson
I'm going to be the first man charged with rape of a machine
Matthew Bell
If you fucked someone's android without the owner's consent what crime would you be committing?
Nathaniel Lee
Probably the same crime if you fucked somebody's dildo/fleshlight/cushions without them knowing.
Nicholas Evans
underrated post
Luke Ramirez
I just shat my pants
Thomas White
>work our way through the Kama Sutra >Have her play video games with me at a mediocre skill level so I can win a few times >See if it's possible to side load sub routines so she's capable of doing stuff for me like grocery shopping and chores >Have her dress up all the time in various clothes
I honestly wonder if having an android gf/bf will be allowed and what would stop these near self aware androids from just fucking each other instead of us stinky humans.
>install GNU LibreGF >she can't define colors and her head overheats because of shitty video driver >every second update bricks her and you have to manually revert firmware >her body-appearance module is not compatible with proprietary appearance themes, she looks worse that a 50 y/o mexican hooker - community tries to mimic proprietary appearance, but it's always shitty and buggy >free as in freedom body-animations module is extremely buggy on 95% of droids - her movements are choppy and slow >you better not to put her into sleep mode, because chances are she will never wake up again >free logic doesn't know, how to utilize hardware, so her battery-life is twice as less as on proprietary firmware - then she ignores you and tells you she has a hedache and that you better to go to sleep on a couch tonight >when you touched her last time you broke the X and now she is blind and half of your configurations were abandoned or removed - it's to reinstall the firmware again
Why do people who don't know English try to post here?
Jaxson Martinez
If androids are granted human rights: rape If granted animal right: bestiality (basically rape) If stay as a machine - destruction of property, maybe licence abuse if someone lent it, theft if android was free walking
John Cox
what does her pussy taste and smell like? t. virgin here
Eli Ramirez
>What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums? Make sure it runs only on free software, and I mean free as in freedom
Josiah Thompson
Teach it webdev so it can make extra money on the internet when its not doing other stuff.
