'user why did you name our servers with female japanese names? who is lain? is she your girlfriend?'

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p1F7hZzIckA

>naming servers anything else besides their core function, example: DC01, Exchange01
gay

>not naming your three servers Belthasar, Caspar, and Melchior

>who is Lain?
MFW I suddenly need to change the name of one of my drives.

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RIP Kalyx. Lainchan’s 5th birthday soon.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

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I named the Domain controllers over the 3 magi.
Regrets: none.

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Doubt it, it'd be written as Lein if it was

Nice girl.

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That's impossible. All the servers are named after national forests.

you know you can turn them sideways and rack mount them?

Then just get a rackmount server. You have less wasted space on bezels and what nots on a desktop.

Good taste

Whites are the niggers of asians

>female japanese names?
How do you know this?

>Is Lain even an actual Japanese name?
No.

Literally god tier taste.

Fucking retard has the audacity to post that shit with his real photograph in the middle of Shanghai. What happened to him?

>user, why did you name our servers with cat breeds?

This, way to reveal your power level.

Funny, how many asian insectoids have walked on the moon? Asians are like white peoples shitty cousin

He drowned in gook pussy while cuck chink soiboys watched

No he didn't, I'm white and you'd have to be a fucking retard to write something like that in China of all places. I've been there and it's fucking scary

As asinan this guy is funny. I like his humour.
Even if he isn not joking, Asian is not as easy to to be provoke like white.
And any decent Asian cultured women would never want to have a long relationship with guys like this.

3 kings that visited Jesus' birth* you heretic.

Incorrect.

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>not naming servers after (geographical)location-datacenter/server room-primary use-random references
>not having the admin account be lain
>not naming the user account on your laptop lain
>not naming your load balancers / name servers / etc to be anime references
>having some random thot touching the servers
>having that cable management

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3 interdimensional travellers that visited Yeshu ben Miriam artificially inseminated birth

It's not humour it's a persona. it's tinder, he's looking for a one night stand

Example?

this tbqh. People have been given death threats for way less (see EZ)

I use Roman/Latin names for my servers at work and workstations at home.

baste

Is she the best that Nepal has to offer?

Also, your thread is shit, OP.

>Rack 1 Shelf 1 Server
>Rack 1 Shelf 2 Server
>Rack 1 Shelf 3 Server

>Rack 2 Shelf 1 Server
>Rack 2 Shelf 2 Server
>Rack 2 Shelf 3 Server

>Rack 3 Shelf 1 Server
>Rack 3 Shelf 2 Server
>Rack 3 Shelf 3 Server

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>QUB student
>He's a complete faggot

Seems about right, also he looks more like a hun

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Fuck off you fenian cunt.

>assuming
I'm an Ulster Scot you fucking bert

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Really wets my willy people don't use standard naming practices

I just want to know what the server does before logging onto it ffs

i've often wondered if hwabyeong applies to all asian countries. such explosive emotionality and rage i've witnessed. it's scary
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwabyeong

You can still be a fenian and be Ulster Scot. The United Irishmen were mostly anglo-Irish and were fenians.

I name my servers with Jojo stands but I'm borrowing your idea

True but it's a real low %

Nearly all the leaders of the United Irishmen were Protestants. They wanted independence for Ireland for the same reasons the Yanks did. Taxes. They bolstered their cause by playing up Irish patriotism at home and abroad. Wolfe Tone, the main leader was descended from French Protestants and was Church of Ireland, which was Ireland's own breakaway Protestant alternative to the Church of England.

>user, why did you name our servers?

>gypsy in server room
Do not look away.
Whatewer you do do not look away.
if you do... all your ram and hdds will be gone

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>user do you know the password for this thing? didn't u set it up?

. . . . .

Shiburin1!

>blink
>respawn in empty room

i use the moons of planets. the balancers are on venus, the servers are on jupiter, and the db is spread across uranus. i always make a point to shell into callisto, the prettiest of all moons.

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>share files with a female classmate through bluetooth
>"user, who is Akari? Is she your girlfriend?"

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Make it quadruple

To place a laptop on it, dummy

>"user, who is Akari? Is she your girlfriend?"
yes

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lain is her online nick
her name is rein which is a real japanese name
>having to explain chinese cartoons on 4channel

I actually use American names. Got the idea from Gone in 60 Seconds.

Alice
Stacy
Candy
Alex
Sheila
Priscilla

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

You're not looking for a long lasting relationship on Tinder. It's made for one night stands.

obligatory

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Why would a boomer be pissed off at this? Fake as fuck.

"WHAT IS THIS HOLE DOING IN THE SERVER ROOM?!"

Those niggers don't even have L in their shitty kana.

heh, I worked in a place that did the same. The testing servers were named Phobos and Deimos.

>tfw no servers to name each one with Aria characters names.
>why even born.

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Many asian cuntries under China influences. This originally is from China. The greatest student is of course Korea.

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shame you seemed to be an honest man

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And all the fears you hold so dear

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this, but first the cables, all that sweet, sweet copper.

inb4 its fiber, yes, but she doesnt know.

This is the correct answer.
Systems should be named [building - room - function - last part of serial number].
For example: B3-R20-WS38K3F

Naming servers anime names, greek gods, etc is neat but it gets to be a massive headache when you have a datacenter with hundreds of machines, or an enterprise with thousands.

>build or room = Harem anime title
>server names are each girl in the harem
>function is stuff like tsundre, yandere, etc

i named mine after japanese provinces. people get it and its not super obscure as to confuse them

Lain comes from Elaine which is a nickname from an French version of the Greek name Elene or Helen.
Weebs also thought Ino was a Japanese name, though Greek and Japanese have a lot of similar sounding words and names.

The length of desired relationship is likely equal to the length of his phallus.

LOL at these dumb cuck shits. Just name all of your servers the same anime over and over again and all of your users are variations of your waifu like Lain L4in 1ain la|/\/, then memorize based on static local network ip address

>No proper naming convention
>Absolute shitshow if everyone would ever need to take over
>Absolutely not viable with a medium to large network
I love it.

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>naming conventions are for soiboys

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Remember to make sure all cables are the same color and ensure they are randomly crisscrossed every so often.

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>doing work for the guy who will replace you
>not making everything unmanageable to become indispensable

I got my current job to fix exactly a situation like this. Trust me it doesn't mean job security. At some point you will get fired. So make sure it's so bad that the next guy needs to burn it all down and start from scratch.

Naming servers after Greek, Norse, or Egyptian gods is the best naming method.

You meant to say it's the most cliche.

This reminds me of the user who got fired for using anime porn text ascii as his motd and forgot about it when he was showing a coworker something.

I name my electronics like.
PC: Lily
Phone: Joseph
PiServer: Horton
Tablet: Caroline
Car: Erin
CD Player: Augusta

>Baltic
>Nigger
Probably niggers were calling you nigger. Because word Baltic, in my native language (baltas/baltai) literally means white.
Not wanna brag, but there are only two (2) truly white countries in the world, and I'm citizen of one of them. :^)

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Nepalese girls are stupid and loud, but some of them are hot.

He tries to come across as a dom, but then talks about him wearing heels. What kind of girls is he trying to appeal to?

rooskies