DAMN... Apple Card looks like THAT?

DAMN... Apple Card looks like THAT?

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DAMN.. Killing yourself is THIS EASY?

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DAMN... Elon looks like THAT?

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NPC card

It's sleek but what's the fucking point?

Tricking gullible morons who can't read. i.e. apple customers.

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>what is every single credit card

DAMN zero fees, looks like apple is going to be superior even outside of computing

Will you give me 20% of your shill bucks if I stop calling you out in public, Rajapanjajashapanjeeter? I could probably give you some good tips on how to fit in on Jow Forums too.

STOP THIS MADNESS YOU FUCKING AUTIST

why do Americans love criditcards so much its literally a scam, just use debit

Every single credit card will blast you in the ass if you don't pay your bill on time, how is that any different

I didn't watch the presentation but some of the replies on here were touting low interest or early missed payment forgiveness

>Enter card number and expiration date
>SHIIIIIET

muh credit score

>falling for shitty bait
Looks like (You) need some tips on how to fit on Jow Forums.

>open app
wow that was hard!

>No smartcard reader on a MacBook

What's the point of this again?

This wasn’t funny the first time and it isn’t now.

t. Seething iToddler

Typical only a poorfag macnigger would even worry about missing payments

ANDALE SEÑOR MUSK

Getting some serious shadowrun vibes from this.

its not supposed to be funny, its just stupid

can you at least use it with iPhones wireless?

Poo in loo Sundar.
It’s a credit card not a smart card dumbass.

- wow, have you guys seen the new and better credit card that apple has JUST released
>sees interest rates
- that's what every card does

>shadowrun vibes
it's simple as this
>apple owns your data
>apple owns your transactions
>you owe apple money
>apple owns you