What's the worst thing you ever spilled on a keyboard?

at least it wasn't prolog

best drimk
spilled it twice actually

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>25% less sugar

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My mouthbreath

One time I was jerking off and I accidentally knocked over my grandma's ashes on the keyboard and that's when I started cumming and it ended up on the keyboard as well and then in the porn the girl started eating the guy's ass and he farted and I threw up all over my keyboard.

I couldn't clean up the mixture of my grandma's ashes, cum, and throw up, so I had to throw out the laptop. I couldn't sell it either.

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Piss. Don't ask me how.

How?

Coffee. I think invariably I spill about two cups of coffee on my desk a month

an entire can of soda. that keyboard only had like 30/108 keys still working a few days after.

Palm oil.

a full cup of soda when i was a kid. nearly shit myself when my parents bought me a replacement

my seed

semen

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Acetone. It actually melted some of the keys and welded them to the plastic around them.

Why would you be so excited about a new soda?

Amazing.

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My younger sibling spilled some baby powder over my laptop's keyboard, i still haven't been able to clean it from the speaker mesh holes.

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A full pot of black coffee.

Dead as fuck.

My emotions

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Never because I follow the golden rule of keeping the keyboard at a safe but reachable distance...
My neighbor puked on his laptop because his cat puked on it first tho. The logic board coating peeled from the acid so bad that it had to be replaced and the damn thing still smells sometimes when it gets hot...

I think in 2018 was the first and only time I spilled something over a keyboard, which was milk as I was eating cookies dunked in that and then accidently had a spasm and hit over the mug.

probably fat burger

Nothing because I ear at the dinner table or breakfast bar like a civilised human. Only third world sunhumana eat at their keyboards.

I thought the ThinkPad keyboards were spill-proof, as they advertise it, so I gave it some water to drink.
Fried the internals.

>friend the internals
of thinkpad? keyboard was still working?

It didn't turn on anymore. Let it dry in rice for a few days, still dead.
After that I opened it up and there were water spills all over the ram, motherboard, fans, and so on.
Luckily they're cheap, bought a new one for $200.

>spill-proof keyboard didn't made my laptop spill-proof

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I know right, that false advertising

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when i was a teenager i skilled vape juice on my computer's keyboard and it totally fucked it. the keyboard stopped working like the instant it happened

8/10

based

nonononononononononononononnonononono thinkpad are bestest, delet this NAO!

for ages i had a piece of rotten banana jamemd between the space bar and the alt key so that whenether i pressed the left side of the keyboard the alt key registerd

i also spill soda on it constantly

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Iced coffee, iced tea, and I think a dish of ketchup when I was a kid.
Of the things I've spilled on a keyboard, the only one to cause damage was a splash of water. Took out the left arrow and shift keys, and a couple other non-letter keys, making typing and CLI programs infuriating to use.

beer
I had to keep cleaning the switches cause they'd repeatedly get stuck

Maybe a few drops of coffee or water. I don’t eat at my computer desk.

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tea

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why do you have nesquik by your computer?

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why do you have koreans on your hdd?

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fake but heterosexual

I drowned my dad's brand new laptop in coke when I was 10

Soda, it got all sticky.

bottle of fruit juice. it was a mech board but aside from the inside of all the switches becoming sticky, it caused the most horrifying bluescreen i've ever seen, all distorted and noisy

feels. I spilt my feels on it. Still pretty sad tho

Epoxy resin and didn't notice until it had cured
At that point it was basically a part of the keyboard, good luck trying to get it off

when i was a kid a ate frenchfries with my fingers while playing something and the oil seeped through the keyboard, ruining it completely

Once I made an entire bowl of spaghetti, put it ontop of my monitor, and it flipped over and fell on my keyboard

cum

impressive

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About 15 years ago a friend was huffing air duster and threw up all over mine. I still have that laptop somewhere and we were no longer friends after that.

Honestly, I think it was tears. I cry like a bitch to my chinese cartoons.

This is some Apple-tier retardation

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have you ever spilled your daily basedIent on it too?

Newfag detected.

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Cat's puke on my Corsair K70. Thought it was dead, but I dismantled it to clean the insides with alcohol. Everything works fine, but a led keeps blinking, so I put tape over it.

Nothing

Spilled almost an entire glass of wine right on my keyboard.

A cup of green tea on work laptop

I came.

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>for ages i had a piece of rotten banana jamemd between the space bar and the alt key so that whenether i pressed the left side of the keyboard the alt key registerd
Nice.

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red or white?
french? south-african?
moelleux?
we need info

This.
We need this info for srs bsns.

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bullet proof window?

That makes it only 75% sugar?

Exactly the same thing happened to me.
Worst thing about Bananas is that even when you clean the affected object multiple times, it still somehow manages to remain sticky for years to come.

chinks with round face are ugly and they get even uglier as they age

based

Put me in the reddit screenshot you insufferable faggots.

This made me kek

On the bright side, your computer and desk smell like fresh coffee now.

Ice wine

cum

2011 was 35 years ago...

just orange juice when I was little
had to use a keyboard with 70% of the keys dead for a couple of weeks because I had no money to get a new one
Since then I learned to keep my drinks well away from computers.

A kitten peed on mine once. Cleaning it was a little bit of a pain.

XD

my cousin spilt cereal on her keyboard. then didn't pull the keycaps up and they started to smell. qtips just weren't enough
*breathes in*
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Had a big cup of chocolate milk, i set it down on my wireless setup near my recliner in my room. after a while i go to the bathroom and later i just hear the sound of windows going crazy. My cat was sitting ontop of my keyboard covered in chocolate milk along with my recliner too. Ruined the keyboard.

Any kind of oil is the worst. Bonus points for garlic flavored...

Piss

t. Roastie

t. ugly, round faced chink
No one is going to fuck you after they see you without make-up. Just marry with a poor, ugly chink with tiny dick while you still can.

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Tea

For some stupid reason I had my tea glass on my tower, well I spilled it and it fried my PC and turned my Packard Bell keyboard into a sticky mess.

It's a miracle my house didn't burn down.

I have never really spilled much of anything on a keyboard. I remember there was once a million years ago when I was living with my grandparents that my grandmother accidentally dropped something on my desk trying to close the window over it. I don't know to this day what it was, but it murdered that keyboard and mouse on contact. She felt so bad about it he gave me $50 towards replacing them.