December

A thread about December, made on the first of December! Here we talk about December junk and other festivities. Friendly reminder to all non-Americans to please BIOYA at the door before entering.

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FAG ID GET

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Blow it out your ass.

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gotta get some money to buy the family christmas presents. looking for a job currently

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Fug, I want to get an Advent calendar, but most of the stores are closed down from the earthquake...

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I'm dreading having to prepare for the holiday season. It's just so much work, you know?

yeah. im in college and broke. job market here sucks dick so im going to be fucked on the holiday

Having a fairly plain and uneventful holiday forecast this year. I'm just glad 2018 is coming to an end.

Nope. Watch this!

I'm posting Chen everywhere.

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did not know that guy had money
now i know

I see.

nice janny cat

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This cat disturbs me...

why? i think he's cute

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Those eyes stare into your soul

I am doing nothing.

try to be a bit festive at least user. at the very least its the end of the year. perhaps do some solemn self reflection

One time while celebrating Christmas as a poor apartment dweller that was also alone, I purchased one of those cheap, crappy wooden mini-trees. Sort of set the tone for how low things were, but in a self-reflecting way.

thanks doc

It doesn't really matter, nobody is coming and I'm too poor for gifts. Showing somewhere without anything to show for it will just show everyone how bad I am at managing money.

thank you doctor very cool!

>Mod ID
Well, damn.

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i dont know if thats good desu. i can only recall one time the mods werent fags

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That wasnt an earthquake that was your mom farting

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almost makes you forget the FaGG id incident, almost.

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fuck boomers festivals

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dont remind me plz

ebin xxxxxxD

I don't understand what this is

ignore the Portugal fag probably just an attentionwhore

>t. zoomer

Anyone get an Advent Calendar?

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I feel like someone dropped a brick on my back.

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Looks to be some sort of crazy borderline hobo who shitposts from a computer made out of a motherboard, some wires, and a shoe box.

Did he b&?

This thread is gay, and you should feel gay.

idk. originally i thought he was some attentionwhore but even the most bored office worker wouldnt think about doing this for hours on end i thought. maybe you're right
yeah wonder why he got b&. not like u can get b& for being an obnoxious bot i thought.
>euro thinks christmas is gay
confirmed did not BIOYA

no u nigga

Those trips aren't any less cause for you to blow it out your ass.

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thats a pretty cool image desu

Christmas shit. Good thing I don't need a tree this year.

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Blow it out your ass!

i seriously want to know if SK is a bot and why it does such random shit

According to the ban page, the mods seem to think it is. Supposedly, /qa/ used to run a similar bot.

SK can blow it out its ass for all I care. Likes to cause trouble.

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I get to sell overpriced shit I made out of trash to gullible tourists on the Christmas. It'll be great!

those girls
they're all canadian

The Duke isn't picky.

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Based duke spreading more mutts to the world

this

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Canada and America are both anglo, dumbo.

>Mod ID
This user has been blessed by ABIB

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Merry holidays

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Christmas!

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i really think its more of a curse desu

Hey, mods have been actin' pretty based banning jews and mooks and keeping the regular thread sup.

No.

*ping*

Y'all wanna pull some stunt during the ball drop in NYC? If so what?

Sweet. Gullible people are fun to steal from.

exactly what have they done? who have they banned?

A spammer jew and ukranian both got axed trying to pull a pepsi and bump the board.

Where have the dukeposters gone?

we dont feel the need to constantly dukepost on here like some faggots do

I don't know. Used to be he was the most reposted image on the board. Certainly looked better than adopting reddit memes like the frogs.

Those fags' days are numbered. Duke Nukem will be here forever.

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No. Unless you don't count us as European?

euros used to talk more shit but now they're all fucking gay "niceposters"

Depends. Why'd you want to be a euro?

They were always kinda gay desu

less gay at least than now

Where are you going for Christmas? I am traveling to to Estonia to meet relatives!

There's being gay, and then there's being a faggot, and I think they've crossed the threshold into faggotry. Especially shitaly.

agreed

Anyone else not in the holiday spirit? Shit still feels like September.

Is anyone actually decorating near your place or shit? Does a lot to set the mood.

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Get wasted on eggnog. That's what I would do if I didn't feel properly Christmas-y.

That's not a bad idea, if I say so myself. But getting good eggnog is hard.

Just make some yourself. All it requires is egg whites, milk, sugar, and gin.

What are you dibs gonna do for Christmas? I'm going to be part of a parade!

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/f/ is going to the winter ball with Jow Forums!

Huh. Hope it goes better than last year.

Shoveling driveways for money to buy Christmas presents for my senpai, senpai. What about you?

I've been saving up money for little things for my folks. They aren't a materialistic lot, so I don't need to spend too much.

Can't wait to see Jow Forums get flash representation before the service dies!

I've always wanted to go hunting for moose, just for Christmas dinner.

You live in Alaska?

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