What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
Luis Hill
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Joshua Peterson
Teslas aren't as bad as people make it. They only get a lot of attention in news when something happens because it's a relatively new technology. Meanwhile thousands of people die every day driving a normal car but no one cares because they've become accustomed to it.
Elijah Price
>apple car
Can't wait till they courageously remove the steering wheel
Aaron Torres
Wait till everyone else on the car market will follow.
Cameron Richardson
every product apple has released atleast in the last 10 years has atleast one serious defect, i'm scared of what could happen if they release an icar on the streets, but i will enjoy seeing them burn in the dumpster fire that would be the consequences.
Jackson Young
Or when they replace the drivers seat with a giant butt plug and the entire market will follow like fucking sheep.
Robert Gomez
They aren't unsafe.
But they have massive panel gaps, utter shit build quality in general, and suffer from all sorts of technical malfunctions that take months to get fixed because lol no dealers.
Benjamin Price
>iCar wheels autoeject if you turn the music up too loud
Adam Powell
Telsa can barely make cars and the are a couple gens in.
Apple can't even make a wireless charger or phones.
Ayden Hughes
what could possibly go wrong
Samuel Long
Apple never makes anything.
The iCar will be build in China by Foxconn, same as all the other Chink crap Apple sells.
Juan Mitchell
That is still one of the stupidest moves Apple pulled, second only to dongling people.
Aiden Jenkins
what a retarded complaint. those mice last 6+ months on a single charge. and you can quickly charge them up to 30% after a 10 min charge.
so having the charge hole at the bottom where it doesn't obstruct anything makes lots of sense. but poor losers like you will never understand that because all you use is cheap shit that doesn't work well.
Levi Gutierrez
How do you even hire a department chief? How much did they offer him and why the fuck would Tesla let him go knowing full well he's about to become a rival?
Luis Thomas
Carter Reed
another pajeet. see
Adam Anderson
>you have to roll the car to charge it
courage
John Walker
>relatively new technology
They typically get attention due to marketing efforts.
Ayden Rogers
And yet the media is eerily quiet about where all the materials required for the batteries is coming from, how they are excavated and what fuel is burned to do so.
Benjamin James
>charger is in the bottom of one wheel
I-it encourages you not to use the car while charging :^)
Ryder Cruz
>his car doesn't have blue bubbles
Ewwww
Robert Thomas
Easton Thompson
David Butler
Enjoy having the shiny top surface scratched by putting your mouse upside down on a desk. It's like it was designed to wear down faster that it should.
Juan Russell
Shit man, did you just make this?
Fucking hivemind.
Daniel Morales
To be fair if Apply actually did this everyone on Jow Forums would probably buy one of their cars. I know I would. I mean, I'm gonna fuck my boyhole anyway so might as well combine it with driving?
Lucas Watson
>the car on the left
l-lewd
Justin Diaz
Michael Allen
Apple isn't even good at making hardware or software, the only thing they've been good at is branding.
I'm remembering back to when Apple switched off of Google maps and a lot of macfags got lost because it was telling them to drive off of bridges and shit.
Tyler Cox
I work at Tesla and without going into details and risking my job while posting from work, I would never buy a Tesla.
The company is also run by fucking retards.
Connor Gray
>btfoing degenerates
based
Jayden Murphy
Ironically, there are already 75kW wireless fast chargers for electric cars.
But Apple still can't even come up with a measly 10W phone charger.
Robert Harris
I love you, mate
Asher Watson
>there will be a time in the future when people _will_ get t-boned by some itoddler updating their itoycar software
I sure hope you guys don't do this.
William Wilson
>we'll pay you around what you were making at tesla, maybe a bit more
>but you won't have to deal with elon's tantrums anymore
Landon Richardson
>Here's your new colleague, Ron... I mean Ronda
>He likes to be called it/xe/tabletop
>Xe is sure you will enjoy working at apple
Cooper Lee
HAHHAAHHAHAHAAHA
Matthew Martin
iTODDLERS BTFO
Aiden Jones
you post on 4channel with your work IP?
Robert Reyes
>2029
>drive home in new apple car
>forgot if i locked it
>go out and press lock button
>alarm goes off
>can't disable it
>neighbors start coming out and staring
>spaghetti spilling out from my turtleneck
>try to get inside apple car with touchID
>forgot AppleCar X has no touchID
>try rubbing unlock gesture on door
>spaghetti sauce smearing everywhere and it doesn't work
>in tears now
>stand in front of apple car
>faceID blasts my face with headlights
>face not recognized because tears and spaghetti sauce
>consider smashing open the windows
>realize apple car has no Windows
>spaghetti flowing like a cascading waterfall
>kick apple car in absolute desperation
>door opens
>Siri: alarm system malfunction
>I FUCKING KNOW
>try to start apple car
>face not recognized, please enter apple car password
>butterfly keyboard pops out of steering wheel
>enter password
>incorrect password
>butterfly keyboard is double inputting certain keystrokes
>incorrect password
>S key won't work no matter how hard i press
>incorrect password
>in absolute tears at this point
>smash keyboard with head over and over again
>pasta sauce and tears splattering everywhere
>incorrect password
>finally just type root and press enter twice
>engine starts
>tears of agony turn to joy
>start backing out of driveway
>still feel neighbors staring
>radio playing some really annoying emo band
>turn vol to min
>press vol down again to make sure
>radio lets out massive screeching blast then silence
>Siri: radio malfunction please visit nearest Authorized National Apple Lube store
>drive 800 miles to nearest ANAL store
>yeah looks like your radio is busted
>you probably drove it wrong
>we're gonna have to replace your radio, tires, transmission, and engine
>that'll be $20,000
>leave ANAL store rubbing my sore anus
>get automated text on cuckPhone XLIIII from St. Steve
>Remember, At Just Works!
>th-thanks steve
Luis Diaz
OP explain this
Nicholas Gonzalez
>boyhole
Sebastian Ward
play.google.com
It's free today so I installed to give it a go
Rather comfy
Alexander Ramirez
What the FUCK
Joseph Richardson
What?
It looks decent for my pixel density
Leo Mitchell
You installed an app that draws permanent black tumours on your screen. I don't get what pixel density has to do with it, you can be using a 4k phone and you'll still have parts of the screen just fucking hidden for no reason.
Wyatt Wood
>Black tumors
It is aesthetically pleasing to me
There is no content at all in those areas, and pixel density and resolution is key because in some devices those borders look huge
David Brown
>It is aesthetically pleasing to me
Well go hang yourself then, and never post screenshots ever again
Jayden Cook
You have to be 18, yknow? Does your dad knows you are using his pc?
Nathan Hill
>Getting this triggered for someone else setup
Thomas Sanders
bet it's a subscription service
Jeremiah Barnes
I like to live on the edge.
Neck yourself faggot.
Eli Flores
>if you don’t make it at Tesla you go work at Apple
Isaiah Gray
based
James Miller
thistbhfam