1. Krav Maga
ITT: Jewish Things you are actually grateful for
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I watched Seinfeld for a few minutes recently and it made me laugh.
Learning what happens to you when you betray god.
What, punching people in the dick isn't good enough for you? You have to punch people in the dick like a Jew?
>Krav maga
Raffs.
The shekels they pay me to shitpost.
Larry David
Bagels
...that's about it
Krav maga is repacked womans self defense from LA not from the Israeli Army. The guy who made it up just told that so that he could sell his gayass dick grabbing sport to the fat kids of hollywood kikes.
27. Falafel, which isn't Israeli but they eat it anyway.
Khazar Milkers, I guess Christianity is you count the Hebrew tradition as jewish, Stanley Kubrick, and potato pancakes.
Krav maga is shit tho
Mel Brooks movies are bretty gud.
Curb your enthusiasm.
That's about it.
bagels and lox with cream cheese is delicious
also seinfeld
Bagels are Polish
Khazar milkers.
The Bible - NT reads like a SJW manual without the OT
Tay Sachs
Larry David
Judge Judy
That is all
Unless you’re talking about Turkish simit bagels.
the holocaust
Khazar Milkers!
Theory of Relativity, even though Einstein didn't actually do as much as people think he did.
Can't think of anything else
Some parts of the Bible, GREATEST ALLY Israel, the band Mashina, and Jews Love Black Cock.
Soap
Ben Shapiro owning libtards epic style
The insidiousness of the "chosen" belief is that it is not just a chosen group getting God's blessings showered upon them, while the others watch from the sideline of this shower, jealous but unmolested, none worse for the ware (except in comparison). No, it is not that.
It is the gall by the Jew to start conflicts, one after the other, abrasive and clandestine, where the Jew believes he will be the chosen one when the conflict comes down to a decision.
It is a Jew being in your face ouright, or in the shadows of your systems, starting shit. Conflict after progressive conflict, with one thing in common: when it comes to who comes away with the better deal from the conflict that the Jew pushed on you -- the Jew is chosen for the preferred outcome or verdict. They believe this, therefore they will push conflicts to otherwise intolerable levels of severity, trespassing through all bounds that others would respect.
Think about believing in being "chosen" in this way. That no matter what you start, how noxious and obnoxious, they'll come out on top. That to go far, too far for the non-chosen to match in chutzpah, is the avenue of assured success. That is the fuel that drives their insatiability.
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely" describes nothing so perfectly as this.
Underrated.
Wait Stanely Kubrick was a Jew?
Beastie Boys
Lamp shades
Seinfeld, Kubrick, Bagels
Krav maga may be good or shit, depends on you (are you actually practicing as if you were fighting or simply training a choreography) on your instructor (is he teaching you quick "magic" moves to defeat any opponent, or is he training you to handle an actual fight, including positioning how to strike and how to get hit) and your partners (do they offer resistence or just comply with all your moves?)
As well as your mindset and the mindset you are taught.
This also obviously applies to any martial art, the problem is rarely the art itself, the problem is knowing which moves work in a fight, which moves are just to train certain movements and which moves are simply unnefective against strong resisting opponents.
Krav Maga is just an ancient pick pocketing style that (((they))) use to get close and steal the person's ATM card. Everything the jew comes up with is just something to use for stealing or subverting so there is no need to be grateful to them at all for anything.
>Kubrick
This man hated jews.
Yes. And Carl Sagan :(
He was a jew. A self hating one, like Bobby Fischer.
Daphne Rosen
She is dead or retired?
Those lips...
Retired. She is an app dev in Seattle now
i always liked paul newman movies
But seriously, can you actually heal severe jewess-fever Jow Forums?
look a little above her jewbs and see that face. Then look at the face of an average goy woman. That's what works for me
Elizabeth Daily
Didn''t work. She's my jewfu now.
I don't care about the nose. Actually, the deformation is kinda cute.
Taking the jew pill is the best. You are not afraid of them and you tease them
krav maga? no match for korean martial arts. not even close. it's a joke by comparison.
I'm not sure what to do, everything about Abby's face just turns me off and I'm a tits>ass kind of guy. That giant knows, those tilted/sharp eyes, that overbite combined with the pointed chin. Her eyebrow game is pretty on point though, dark/thick eyebrows on a pale girl are 10/10
khazar milkers, killing mudslimes, the ones that went to Israel for going to Israel, deagle, uzi, the good science they did, seinfeld, brisket
Krav Magarine is fucking shit, it's not a martial arts it's a girls way of fighting, scratching and gouging, there no art to it just cruditity
Joey Ramone
Checked kek'd and saved, user
>list of UFC champions who use Krav Maga
Krav Maga is bitch made. Its repackaged 'women's self defense' karate repackaged. If you are tempted to say
>but muh IDF uses it!
Just remember that the IDF also wear diapers because they routinely piss themselves when small children throw rocks at them.
are you trying to summon ryan dawson?
I'm big into Yonic music which is predominantly Jewish
Circumcision.
Krav Maga is retarded, fuck off.
Jelena Jensen is much better
LMAO
jews btfo, bagels are literally the best thing they ever made
and they didn;t even make them
Jow Forums, thank you based moot.
>Jelena Jensen
>asslet
>giant tranny size
faggot
reubens are pretty good
Did somebody say MAGA?
Paul Simon
IWI
>these jews
>good craic
>full of shit
>but good craic
>rattling americans
>good craic
White genocide
Leonard Cohen
Robert Allen Zimmerman
Lou Reed
Sam Harris
Kick people in the dick and then bite them.
You're welcome, that is 10 yrs of krav maga for free
Photoelectric effect
those lips know how to suck cock stop being a faggot
Albert Einstein
[spoiler] armand van helden [/spoiler]
>Larry David
lmao nice pleb tier taste you got there, FAGGOT!
> Krav maga
cmon schlomo, that's some soccer mom self defense bullshit
nigger tier shill, gonna get demoted soon
next stop, jewish school janitor
not that user but fuck you curb and seinfeld were great
Curb.
That’s it.
Jesus of Nazareth, Bagels
>american (((comedy)))
The name Schlomo.
shit show, expected better from you.
very disappointing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Green boots
>Australian comedy
Jews invented Video games
This site wouldn't exist without video games.
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE JEW IS COOL AND NIHILISTIC AND HE SWEARS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pastrami sandwiches.
Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels.
Eva Green.
Nuclear weapons.
That actually is humorous, though. Especially when you consider the fact that jews made cancer.
>swiss jew
Oh yeah, now all the satanism makes sense.
yeah but I didn't say I found that funny.. nice try though.
Krav Maga is bullshit. There's a reason no other legitimate military has adopted it or MMA fighters use it. It has just been really hyped up.