Everyone, this is the certified computer expert from Jow Forums...

>Everyone, this is the certified computer expert from Jow Forums. He will teach us new and exciting ways to use digital tools in our workplace over the next two days!

>Sir, before we begin, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself?

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me in the back in front of the calendar

then tell me why the blonde woman on your right side is the only one that i will teach to.

I'd just shout HAIL HITLER at the top of my lungs and watch each individual one of them have a mental breakdown

damn that cutie in the wheelchair

Based thinkpad at the back of the room

everyone but the thinkpad carrying blondie in the back get the fuck out of my room REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I uhhh...
>fap to chinese cartoons, so yeah, looking forward to working with you
>*farts*

Can the blonde on the second row, second from left show your tits and turn round bend over and ram a brutal black dragon dildo in your vagene plz.

do you like her wheelchair tho?

That's was number 2 on the list of why I picked her.

I actually know what to say, but I would get a stomach ache and start shaking.

>not a single nigger
>thinkpad gilf
>not a single mac on sight
>designated school shooter on the back
10/10 i will teach all the things i know

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>blonde
that old lady with white hair?

>>imagine the smell

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>HAIL HITLER
>HAIL

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hello kind Sirs today we are going to learn about the java and how to make android app

>kind Sirs
>to an audience of fourteen ladies and two guys

what am I looking at here?
is this a man or a woman??

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Make daily backups and if you ever run into a problem just reinstall windows and restore your data from the last backup

that's a grandma, you can kinda see the titties

Old hag.

This guy right here is going places.

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That's definitely a man. Look at the shoulders.

Go back to /b/ kid

my same thought

Yes. Yes, I would actually. Before I be/g/in however, miss, is that a 220T?

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She can be my real life Katawa Shoujo gf.

>hello, you? Yes, you, in the front left, right here. Do you have a penis or not?

I would bet 20k that you are under 18. I hate myself knowing that I once talked like this, thinking back everyone must have been cringing as hard as I am now.

I greet them, tell what is my job and who I'm working for. Depending on the subject I can link some of my experiences with what I will teach them, but just enough so they can get curious and maybe relate. Then ask for each ones to tell me a few word about what they do and what they expect from this course, to tailor the content if needed.

t. It's my job and I don't quite like it

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>T
It's very clearly not a tablet.

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I would touch her nipples

Imtroduce myself as Youtuber/Twitch streamer X, talk how I like to combine technology with comedy and start my lesson on how to use PCs like a pro.
Did I do it good?

tpbp

>*farts*
SNIFFFFF MMMMMMMM

>that girl in the wheelchair
Id take her out for a spin if you know what I mean

Do you think the girl in the wheelchair gets a lot of action? She's incredibly cute but her legs look all fucked up. Definitely would bang though

>hello dears I am professional technology expert and today I will show how to kindly do the needful sirs

no

bonus points for not being able to run from my penis
which would inevitably be forced into every hole of her body

fucking kek

>87% female office
>asking to be mansplained technology
Typical

>Hello, glad to see you all here.
>First I'm required to tell you that I'm a sex offender

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These dumb cunts even know how to install netbeans?

my wife is 2 dimensional

>Sir, before we begin, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself?
Yes, sure.
What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I hope now we can go back to work.

Why yes, hello there my fellow females born female identified friends! Oh dear, i seem to be dilating out of my "naturally born" vagina

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let me tell you about the jews

I would suck and fuck each and every one of them

What is she wearing air buds in class?

As long as they aren't using Winblows. I'd rather teach a class full of Mac users than have to deal with a single Windows used.

Umm yeah.. ehh.. I like anime. And anime girls.
You know, those drawings from Japan?
I actually masturbate to that stuff. Mostly to the little girls.
Don't care much for hags knowhatimsayin? h-haha yeah

So ehh.... Well, don't worry, I guess I'm not the kind of guy who would try to RAPE any of you or anything. Is what I'm trying to say.
Because I'm just not attracted to any of you older ladies. Hehe. Yup, I'm a man of cunny.
Do you ladies know what cunny means?
Also when are we eating?

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Is this what I sounded like when I was 13

Nope, sorry, it can't be done. You can't teach women about computers. A sad reality. Best to just accept it and move on.

Looking at this picture gives me a heartwarming feeling.

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>Don't care much for hags knowhatimsayin? h-haha yeah
*Entire class nods enthusiastically*

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This picture is peak scandinavian public sector.

Considering there are mostly women its probably a health related university

Or a mandatory night course for a subsector of the municipality.

Just noticed one of them is in a wheelchair. More likely social workers

>HAIL
du untermensch

Why would a social worker be in a wheelchair?

sheis 手本

loser virgin technology coping autist

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Blonde qt from the second row is for ME.

>designated school shooters.

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i wanna fuck that granny