You're sleeping in your hotel room, you hear a noise at the door, you go and check it out and see this

You're sleeping in your hotel room, you hear a noise at the door, you go and check it out and see this.
Wat do?

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I open the door

O hi there cutie!

Wake up again

spray her eyes

brave

"Who are you and why do you want to get in my room?"

I scream because anime isn’t real but it is and its standing in front of me trying to get in which is not ok because I’m not a weeb

punch it in the face and rape its vagina like a true alpha

rape its vagina and then punch it in the face like a true beta

I would be legitimately fucking terrified. What would a small girl do at night in front of my appartment, trying to break in with a large smile?

I would probably slam the door at her whorish face, then poo in a bucket and draw a safe holy circle in front of my door so she wouldn't come in (if she was a ghost).
Then i'd wait in front of my door with my shotgun and call my weed dealer for a delivery to get some backup

Rape

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based

I open the door. My insanity will make her pause.

is that a murder loli or a rape loli

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Would exit through a window 100%

I'd open the door, it's a win win, either I get to spend time with loli, or I get murdered.

I'd probably have to be braindead to even be at a hotel so I'd just sit down and think.
Based and Redpilled.

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the fun is not knowing

I'd like to think it's a little bit of both.

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neither of them sound particularly fun desu

shut the door shut it shut it shut it

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you don't want to be raped and/or murdered by a loli? lol what a faggot

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i don't really want to be raped and/or murdered by anyone of that's okay

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lol what a fag am i right

ask questions, open the door
seija is a loud contrarian asshole, but nothing much
[spoiler] she just survived all of gensokyo going after her ass [/spoiler]

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Judging by art by the artist who created her, it's not a loli at all

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Mag dump my ar15 into the door, drag the loli in and then rape.

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>Implying you can stop the loli

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The smartest poster I have ever seen

do you not know what an oppai loli is?

Yes, and I don't believe she is one
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the oppai_loli tag does not appear to be attached to any of the images of her that I have seen

why not? she is small and i am bigᵍᵉʳ

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I would say she is though but who cares

>Implying she ins't more alpha than you
You aren't making it far enough in life I see.

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beat the living hell out of her and force her to do me a blow job until she chokes and dies.

CAPTURE AND RELEASE

oh thank god its you, i thought it was todd howard for a moment because i didnt buy fallout 76

open the door, accept my fate

rape its face and punch it in the vagina like a supreme gentleman

Ask her how anime characters support their huge heads with their tiny necks?

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