You're sleeping in your hotel room, you hear a noise at the door, you go and check it out and see this.
Wat do?
You're sleeping in your hotel room, you hear a noise at the door, you go and check it out and see this
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I open the door
O hi there cutie!
Wake up again
spray her eyes
brave
"Who are you and why do you want to get in my room?"
I scream because anime isn’t real but it is and its standing in front of me trying to get in which is not ok because I’m not a weeb
punch it in the face and rape its vagina like a true alpha
rape its vagina and then punch it in the face like a true beta
I would be legitimately fucking terrified. What would a small girl do at night in front of my appartment, trying to break in with a large smile?
I would probably slam the door at her whorish face, then poo in a bucket and draw a safe holy circle in front of my door so she wouldn't come in (if she was a ghost).
Then i'd wait in front of my door with my shotgun and call my weed dealer for a delivery to get some backup
Rape
based
I open the door. My insanity will make her pause.
is that a murder loli or a rape loli
Would exit through a window 100%
I'd open the door, it's a win win, either I get to spend time with loli, or I get murdered.
I'd probably have to be braindead to even be at a hotel so I'd just sit down and think.
Based and Redpilled.
the fun is not knowing
I'd like to think it's a little bit of both.
neither of them sound particularly fun desu
shut the door shut it shut it shut it
you don't want to be raped and/or murdered by a loli? lol what a faggot
i don't really want to be raped and/or murdered by anyone of that's okay
lol what a fag am i right
ask questions, open the door
seija is a loud contrarian asshole, but nothing much
[spoiler] she just survived all of gensokyo going after her ass [/spoiler]
Judging by art by the artist who created her, it's not a loli at all
Mag dump my ar15 into the door, drag the loli in and then rape.
>Implying you can stop the loli
The smartest poster I have ever seen
do you not know what an oppai loli is?
Yes, and I don't believe she is one
danbooru.donmai.us
the oppai_loli tag does not appear to be attached to any of the images of her that I have seen
why not? she is small and i am bigᵍᵉʳ
I would say she is though but who cares
>Implying she ins't more alpha than you
You aren't making it far enough in life I see.
beat the living hell out of her and force her to do me a blow job until she chokes and dies.
CAPTURE AND RELEASE
oh thank god its you, i thought it was todd howard for a moment because i didnt buy fallout 76
open the door, accept my fate
rape its face and punch it in the vagina like a supreme gentleman
Ask her how anime characters support their huge heads with their tiny necks?