My hands get greasy start smelling after an hour of programming. How do I alleviate this?

My hands get greasy start smelling after an hour of programming. How do I alleviate this?

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Install gentoo

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>How do I alleviate this?
Stop using pic related

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REE WHTA TH EFUCK
WHAT
WHO MADE THIS
WHO MADE THIS AND WHY
KILL IT
EW

Wash your balls

Use hand sanitizer. Keep some on your desk. Don't use it too often though. It can become a habit

lotion or hand sanitizer

What the fuck, i didnt even realize what it was until i read the filename

>WHTA TH EFUCK

How's that Apple keyboard working for you?

>greasy
Stop touching your face.

Moisten your hands with your semen.

Gamer Goo
pcgamer.com/i-put-gamer-goo-on-my-hands-and-god-help-me-i-actually-liked-it/

stop jizzing on the keyboard

based and savage

Use this on your hands every 3 days. You're problem not eating right, or drinking enough

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>My hands get greasy start smelling after an hour of *masturbating*. How do I alleviate this?
ftfy
stop masturbating

Try thinking about cobal.

>not knowing what sweat is
I'll bet it's fall wherever you're at

decrease your garlic sauce consumption