I saw a kid the other day at Starbucks with a laptop and a fucking Jow Forums sticker on the back of it...

I saw a kid the other day at Starbucks with a laptop and a fucking Jow Forums sticker on the back of it. I wanted to pop that mother fucker right there and then. Why do people do stupid shit like that?

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Should have sucked his cock instead

How else are you supposed to let people know you're a kepic memer?
(I died a bit inside while typing that)

>muh sekrit klub
It's not 2006 anymore faggot - Jow Forums is just the edgy reddit nowadays where pedophiles and schoolshooters hang out

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Whatever happened to the policy of never revealing your power level?
I've browsed this site for almost 10 years and I can count the people I've told I go here on my hands

>I've browsed this site for almost 10 years
All the oldfags told in folklores were eradicated almost a century ago due to the rise of neo-chan. I mean, at least that was what we've been told. Are you lying, user?

sorry newfag this hasnt ever been a secret club m8

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I've browsed this site for almost 10 years and I can count the people I've talked to on my hands

Nobody ever truly leaves

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>All the oldfags told in folklores were eradicated almost a century ago due to the rise of neo-chan
thats not really true, theres nowhere else to go

Yeah, and chances are they told a handful of people, who then told a handful of people, etc. Now we're here and it's all your fault.

To be fair, after Boxxy, and Project Chanology, there was no chance of this place ever being good anymore.

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Ah dude you should have posted a picture of his face and doxxed him to show how much of an alpha sekrit clubber you are

Maybe we could even order you two some free pizza! Nypa tho

But you did nothing because you're a cuck. You didn't pop him, or even insult him. You just came here and told the tech thread about what a kid was doing in public. Just go buy your sissy socks and take estrogen tabs with onions milk.

>had a hand in creating chanology
>now I'm watching the rise of online liberalism realizing I helped create it

The fags of today fight to return to darkness what the old oldfags did bring to ruin

Indeed. We've just become disappointed with what we see. Everything after the rise of Jow Forums, incel, and all that other ideology, moot leaving, etc...is just so alien to me.

It isn't just about "the old memes were the good ones", but the entire ethos of the site. People fucked around and closed the pool due to AIDS, called each other niggers and fags but it was never a serious belief. Jow Forums is the great example of the quote (attributed to mark twain) paraphrased as "If a bunch of guys are being idiots for the fun of it, they'll eventually be overrun by real idiots who are earnest in their stupidity and beliefs".

We used to be more or less "apolitical", the "final boss of the Internet". That was our one serious job. Openness, freedom of information, privacy for individuals (where did you think not your personal army came from?) and when some idiot decided to try to censor things or otherwise harm the idea of the open, neutral Internet, we moved. Chanology happened when they tried to get to lawyery with their documents about hailing xenu and whatnot - so we unveiled what was a kooky hollywood religion to be a harmful, cult and dealt them a serious blow to their credibility. We protected net neutrality, fought against SOPA/PIPA, helped those in nations with repressive anti-Internet laws and generally fucked around while having fun. Sure, all the memes and the porn and the Harmony were all there, but it was different.

Be better, newfriends.

>/b/tard pretending to be an oldfag
cringe

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Been here since around 2007. I am now 30 and a bitter angry misanthrope who came back after a few years to grumble at the new kids who I do not understand

>tfw our company chat has pepe emojis
it was the only thing I had. now they're taking that from me as well.

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this

Unironically fpbp

young edgy nincompoops don't give a crap m8, he'll get his eventually.

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>Chanology
You can actually draw a line in the sand there, that's when imageboard culture took a nosedive

good, it's reddit shit, find something else already

>we
sure thing, larper

This. Also how the fuck empty is your life to even notice bullshit like that...

Why were you looking at a kid, OP?
Disgusting pedos and boomers like you should all die

Should have bought him a nice tall glass of soya milk and bonded over wholesome memes

i didn't ask for this feel

R8

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>being openly and publically a 4chanfa/g/
>lenovo
god why does he make me wet

imagine caring so much that you put the apple logo on your non-apple laptop. also the white border around the stickers is ugly

If you bring that in public you should become legally able to be murdered.
>HEY LOOKIT ME I BROWSE Jow Forums
>Anime
>Two minutes hate of apple even though lenovo is about as bad these days

based/shit

it's a newpad. Check the corners. absolute fag.