Police confiscate iPhone, computer, random HDDs I don't remember the contents of

>police confiscate iPhone, computer, random HDDs I don't remember the contents of
now what

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Well you didn't have anything to hide....right user

nope it's just embarrassing

Cops really don't care about your furry trap porn fetish. They are looking for illegal stuff. Chances are you'll never meet the person looking through your stuff and he'll forget/might not even know your name, just a case number. Forget about it and clear your name.

often wondered, how much effort they go to. I have HDD piles (plural) literally no idea whats on half of them, could obv. hide shit if wanted/needed. But be fucking years manpower go through that shit halfway, which is why I don't either

A fellow r/datahoarder.

>mfw cops would have to go through 4TB's of furry porn
>some of it utterly unholy in nature
>in the end the most suspicious thing they find is the NZ shootibg video
kek

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All of my disks are filled with antisemitic memes, synthwave music, and ebooks. No porn and nothing illegal. The CIA niggers would be massively disappointed.

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sold something online and got paid from a scammed account and since some scammer had bought dozens of things from that account the local cops somehow decided to steal all my electronics because that somehow made sense to them. Doesn't really take much for them to take your computer and phone and everything else even though it's obvious for anyone with half a brain that you've committed no crime.

Anyway, I looked into what they do with the things they take and it's apparently mostly automated tools which flags things that a human may or may not look at.

It's also apparently quite common that they do absolutely nothing with your computer or phone, the local cops take a lot of things for no reason, taking phones and laptops and computers on the off-chance there's evidence on it is somewhat routine. The forensics people who actually look at these things are overworked and have to prioritize which means they ignore things that were taken for no good reason. Thus, they could just sit on your hardware for a year or two and then you get it back.

Just some general advice: Use encryption whenever you can. You don't have to actually do anything wrong for them to take your things.

Put everything in FDE from the beginning; if the police raid your house, just clear the TPM.
I double dare you to pick an HDD at random and 5220.22-M it.

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Police love guys like you, because they'll keep your drives and use them for cloning other suspect drives. saves them money. literal theft.

>5220.22-M it
yeah, lemme just check, theres nothing USEFUL there first.. and maybe, just doublecheck the deleted files, just in case...
>God help forensics

ha - clone this shit mountain, I'd pay just to fucking watch. IRIX archives on SCSI, and fuck know what. Would maybe be forgivable, had I actually something worth hiding, but no

You retards think cops actually look through your drive by hand? The just run a program that checks for known illegal hashes

No you misunderstand. They know full well your mountain of drives just contains anime. So they will keep them, blank them, and use them to clone OTHER suspects drives instead of going out and buying new drives themselves. You will never get those drives back because they will use them

lucky me i live in a turd world country and wont have to worry about things like this in 20 or 30 years.

My anime pics are safe.

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>Cops really don't care about your furry trap porn fetish.

I know some cops. You are 2,000% wrong. They will show EVERYONE in the department.

>how much effort they go to.

They pick through it with a fine toothed comb. You need to remember, they have quotas and filled quotas means they get more money. If they can't find specifically what they are looking for (in the warrant) then they will find other stuff and if they personally can't nail you for something they find they will send it to whoever can nail you for it (another jurisdiction) and hope those people will scratch their back next time.

They mostly use automated stuff, but will go through by hand if motivated.

Lmao same, it's one of the few good things along with being able to pirate without worries

>now what
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You gotta smoke some feds

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You're fine in a first world country too as long as you don't post on Facebook about your fetishes like a turboautist.

in some countries, every confiscated image and video files have to be reviewed by a police officer