HOW THE FUCK DO I BLOCK OUT MY NEIGHBORS BASS. OR AT LEAST WAYS TO FUCK WITH HIM SO HE STOPS

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swat his ass.

What kind of residential structure has “intake vents”?

youtube.com/watch?v=pABvTWSxOes&t=225s

this won't help

Use a microwave transformer and a old DIshTV to bukkake his whole yard with EMI that'll trash his electronics.

tell him to stop, you're both reasonable adults after all
If he doesn't stop you're legally allowed to shoot him in the stomach, but only in the stomach

If is accessible, get a rag, drip it in gasoline or alcohol and put his power connection on fire. The rag will easily get all burn and mixed with the plastic of the wires and the cause of fire would be hard to pinpoint without a technical investigation.

Concrete is the only thing that will stop bass.

this won't do shit. youtube was a mistake.

Any residential structure with an air conditioner

Have you tried communication? Maybe he doesn't realize how loud it is from the outside, and letting him know that it's disturbing you may be all it takes to get him to knock it off.

My dude, everywhere I've lived had the intake vent inside the home.

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That's not an intake vent you colossal retard.

Any house made in the last 3 decades with a ventilate function.

Do not listen to this user.
He's probably your retarded neighbor trying to give you bad advices.
Your only solution to solve the problem is to smash a brick on his dead till he dies and his face becomes an unrecognisable mush

Use a script to send millions of noise complaints towards the address

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fucking zoomer

install 5G antenna, and give them cancer

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throw gentoo usb sticks at all his windows

fucking namefag

You are so fucking stupid it hurts.

DOS them.

t. seething zoomer

send a gay porn mail with a rat inside the mp4

Zoomers are the ones into nigger music

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Excuse me, but I prefer to be called trans nigger.

>he thinks this sort of behavior is even remotely acceptable in civilized society
spotted the zoomer

I had a neighbour I've who played music full volume at 3am most nights. I went in to his place one night and set off a fire extinguisher, then egged him through his window (he used to open it to point the speakers outside) and topped it off by telling the police he was a drug dealer and child abuser. He was at least a drug dealer so ended up in prison after they visited. Try this.

>bukkake his whole yard with EMI

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build a bluetooth jammer.

>air conditioning magically makes the air cold

Sure you did user.

No... It pulls in air from inside the home, through that vent, which goes through a filter, across a set of coils that cool the air, through the duct work, and back out through the rest of the vents. At no point does the air go outside or come from outside. The only part of the system outside the home is a large unit with a fan and motor that works essentially like water cooling on a PC by using air to dissipate the heat from the coolant that's in a closed loop between the coils of the inside unit and the outside unit that cools it.

Use towels.

Bass can’t be blocked.

Welcome to hell.

Buy even bigger speakers and blast his home with something annoying like weeaboo shit

This is for sound "reflections" a k a echo. Youtubers use it because they empty their bedrooms in their mother's house to make these bedrooms into studios so they deal with loads of echo.

Do this
Start playing Runescape at full volume.
Or Top 10 videos on autoplay.

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Serious answer is to use in-ear ear plugs. Cheap phone ones will let you block anything. You can also use headphones plus earplugs which is what I did when I worked at a mine which was easily 100 decibels of noise.

Wheb i had to live in a block of flats in Switzerland i encountered a sopa de macacao neighbour who would open his shutters and talk loudly on the phone at 3am. I knocked, asked politely repeatedly - didn't stop him. I left my speakers next to his wall playing the "badger badger badger mushroom" song for 2 days straight when i was away for the weekend. Success.

Pee on a tray, let it freeze, drop tray thru his mail slot.

deauth him from his router using aireplay-ng,
that's what you would do in a hypothetical situation where you weren't a follower of the law ;)

Submit a noise complaint to test his character.
If he's a good person he'll lower the volume and the problem will be solved.
If he keeps blasting his loud music then he's undoubtedly a piece of shit and you shouldn't feel any remorse if you ruin his life (since he doesn't care about doing so to other people, so he deserves it happening to him).

I remember seeing a book in those old /b/ information library packs that was about ways to completely ruin someone's life. I don't remember the title or the author but he was described as "the meanest man in the world" or something similar.
It was one of those books like the Anarchy Cookbook or the Poor Man's James Bond.

Find that book and follow its instructions while taking triple precautions on everything.

Before you start doing anything, watch as many episodes of "the first 48 hours" as possible so you know how law enforcement solves crimes and you can better avoid getting caught.

Keep fucking with him until he moves or he kills himself.

Good luck.

(this is obviously a role-playing thread and I don't actually condone these actions, please don't arrest me).

Stop being a pussy and tell him to shut the fucking music or your gonna beat his pathetic ass

This OP, but aim for the subwoofer membrane. Most likely he won't notice, but the bass woll sound much worse and not so loud

Top notch idea here

intake vents are inside the house because if you pull air from the outside you make pressure inside the house

Buy the same speaker system and place it identically across and pointed towards his. Find out the playlist/mix he's playing and use the audio editing software to invert phases on it. Finally, play it at the same volume as hom, and the result will be cancelling of the soundwaves resulting in a totally quiet surrounding

>Look up your city or county noise ordinances
>Use an app like Spectroid set to 'unfiltered'
>If the sound level violates noise laws call the police
Where I live noise can't be higher than 55dB inside another person's house at any time of the day

Have you tried calling the cops?

>Start playing Runescape at full volume.
That would be enjoyable though. Runescape music is great, doesn't beat Touhou but it's up there.

This or alternatively diarrhea cement.

Ask him politely to turn it down

Make a noise complaint where thirsty bylaw officers issue a fine.

Fucking hell you nigger. Now i want to fucking know what book this is. I am not OP But im in the same situation. Please provide me this shit. Ive bren searching for anything that fits your description but cant find shit

I've been looking too, but I can't find it.

I remember that the "meanest man in the world" thing was also on the guy's wikipedia page, if that's helpful.

Also, a few years ago I uploaded it on zippyshare and posted it on a similar /b/ thread. If you want to scour the archives, good luck. I'm pretty sure I posted a screenshot with the context, so you could restrict the search by a bit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Hayduke_(author)

Yes, this is it.
Thanks user.

kys

It okay since this guy just found it. Now im off to ruin someone's life. Thanks
You too. Thanks anons. I appreciate it.

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Also this:
old.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/top/?sort=top&t=all

I know, it's Reddit, but it has some neat ideas.

Why hasn't none came up with any kind of technology combat noisy neighbors? These useless pranks aren't enough especially when its people who don't mind paying thousands for a sand system than taking care of their home. Drive by music blasters as well.

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>watch as many episodes of "the first 48 hours"

don't forget: make sure you don't involve any of your friends 'cause as soon as the cops get them in "the room" they're gonna rat you out.

Thanks user.

>no relevant matches found

Not sure but it looks like a reddit filename.
Try looking there.

did you check your online dating notifications lol

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>implying I have a dating site account
Might get to pound a chubby I know in a few months at a wedding if I'm lucky.

Buy yourself some noise-cancelling headphones.
Or if you're interested in a less passive option;
noise-cancelling bullets.

Just checked back in this thread. Maybe you don't have the balls to fuck with someone who is fucking with you but that doesn't mean everyone else will put up with it. I like the fact that you don't believe it.

Slash tires.
177 caliber air rifle to shoot tires.
Set car tires on fire.
Set air conditioning unit on fire.

Put some loud speakers against your adjacent wall at night and play death grips

>cut and THEN shoot the tires
>proceed to burn already mangled tires
Why do you hate tires so much, user?

let me just put an intake vent into an enclosed space!
Where will the air come from?
Nobody knows, it's magic!

In such setups, the air is recycled in the home. The same amount of air is pulled in as it blows out.

This will only stand a chance of working if the songs are played at the exact same time, right down to the cycle of each frequency, otherwise you'll just have a chorus effect

Get a month of service on an old phone (I don't know exactly what frequency causes it but I believe it's when using 2G GSM) and place it near the room he has his amp in. Spam the phone with texts

lel

>Belly button showing through
JESUS CHRIST WHY BONER

dis

Do you live in an 'murican cardboard house?