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Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

ITT: Technology that confuses the Americans

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youtube.com/watch?v=BFGH55fjBvI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601
youtube.com/watch?v=Wk6PQxDV2o8
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/13/us-gun-deaths-levels-cdc-2017
axios.com/rural-america-dollar-stores-retail-recession-grocery-51054373-38f8-45fd-b088-9ab0dd00aba3.html
alega.se/sv/articles/2.182.1926/termometer

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Aren't Americans the ones that divide the day into 2 sets of 12 hours?

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

Yes if you tell them it's 12.25 they don't know if the sun is up

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

AMIGA

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Luis Watson
Luis Watson

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Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

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Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

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Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

what is that?

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Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

4 bits for hours and 1 bit for am or pm
vs 5 bits for hours, it doesnt even save memory. In fact it requires MORE memory, since you also need the graphics for the letters a, p and m, and MORE space to print the letters on.
Utterly retarded americans

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Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

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Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

bits
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

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William Jackson
William Jackson

Mayo and what else?

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

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Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Mate that's chips and gravy. Mayo is nowhere to be seen.

Perhaps you're mistaking the bowl for mayonnaise, as it is white, however you can easily tell the two apart, as mayonnaise will not hold a bowl shape when sculpted.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

What's the white stuff
Butter?

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

That's cheese

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

liquid cheese
Fucking burgers m8

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

Good shit.

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

That's cheese
Not in Europe it's not

Cheese is a real thing here

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

Poutine

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

and what is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=BFGH55fjBvI

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Luis Russell
Luis Russell

durr what are cheese curds
what's cheddar cheese
OMG NOT REAL CHEESE LOL YUROP STRONK

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Not cheese
Stay mad

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

DD/MM/YY

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Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

YYYY/MM/DD
The only sane date format.

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

Agreed. MM/DD is disgusting, DD/MM doesn't sort properly, only ISO 8601 is acceptable.

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

this
during my visit in UK / USo'm i purposely kept using a 24h clock and those idiots had to actually contemplate on my words to understand what hour i had in mind. better, we had an electronic 24h clock and they all could read it perfectly but they suddenly became retarded when you were to spell it for them

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

the big hand and small hand use different scales
yuros will defend this

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

milliard
billiard
trilliard
...

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

What do you mean, its 2:50

Aiden King
Aiden King

It's actually 1:50 cause it's not all the way to two retard

William Davis
William Davis

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Jace Allen
Jace Allen

Americans don't eat poutine. It's French Canadian.

Canadians actually respect natural food though.

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

No, it's actually YYYY-MM-DD and variants

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GB GigaBYTE
Gb Gigabit

MB MegaBYTE
Mb Megabit

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

It's actually goes back to solar calendars
The best format is DD/MM/YY, who cares for the year were in, the most important info is the day date

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

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Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

Nigga, you expect me to know how long a meter, and how 1000 of those are going to look like together?
I know how big my feet are. I know that a knuckle on my thumb is about 1 in. My armspan is about one fathom. Great Britain essentially uses real measurements for everyday use, too. Go fuck yourself.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

I know how big my feet are. I know that a knuckle on my thumb is about 1 in. My armspan is about one fathom. Great Britain essentially uses real measurements for everyday use, too
pleb
should have used the ancient Egyptian one

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

is about 1 in
about
that pretty much sums up both that post and 'murican mentality

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

Anyone who works with the US government knows 24 hour time and the metric system.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

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Blake Allen
Blake Allen

I'm not a burger, but what's confusing about that?
It just looks like a generic wall clock to me.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

The best format is DD/MM/YY, who cares for the year were in, the most important info is the day date
Agreed.
YYYY/MM/DD is at least acceptable, as it's still properly ordered, but in reverse.
MM/DD/YYYY is hideous.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

I'm not a burger, but what's confusing about that?
It just looks like a generic wall clock to me.
They can't read it
Yes, seriously

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

haha benis :---D

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

:(

Noah White
Noah White

Neither can britbongs

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

I refuse to believe that. You niggas are shitting me.
If that's true, I honestly fail to see how they are two of the largest economic powers in the world.

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

It's true probably has to do with their schooling system

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

Euros grasping this hard
I use military time too. I'll guarantee you most Americans are better about this shit than Britniggers.

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Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

I'd hope so since they idolize their military so much you'd think they could read the time they use

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

They can't read analog clocks, they also can't read 24h clocks
It's hilarious

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

Yes because people were thinking in terms of computers and bits and graphics when devising the 12 hour clock. Are you retarded?

Jose James
Jose James

SI is pointless in computing since it's fudamentally base-2 and physical measurements are ANSI. SI only works when describing electricity.
Anybody who uses megabyte instead of mebibyte should give up and buy a Chromebook.

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

ditgital clock
the retard here is you

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

I use military time too
Wow
Do you use microwave time too?

Parker James
Parker James

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Jose Price
Jose Price

We contactless now in Europe

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

who cares for the year were in
Anyone who's ever worked in any meaningful position whatsoever and had to find something in last year's files. Then again modern database software supports various tags anyway to accommodate the human stupidity.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

And it's a step backwards in security.

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Security
If you care about security you use cash, instead of telling Goldberg your entire history of purchase and geolocation at every purchase

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

Why do the retards in the military say, for example, "eleven hundred twenty" instead of "eleven twenty"? They're not hundreds.
It's not like it can get confusing, if you're omitting am/pm it's pretty clear you're not using the 12 hours system so it can't be mistaken for 23:20.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

This.
I'm honestly fed up with boomers unironically saying that "cash should be abolished".
Always use cash whenever possible.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

microwave time
What a wild ride that was. I want off it Mister Bones.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

You don't learn how to read a clock in school, that is your parents job. Something you should be able to do before entering school.

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

Real boomers love cash

If anything it's zoomers that pay with iPhones and shit

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

Well most schools dont know this

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

You're right about zoomers, but I did see quite a few boomers with the same attitude.
Generally, I noticed that there are two distinct kinds of boomers:
those who are semi-luddite and completely distrust any new technology made past the 70s or so
those who hop on any new technological fad and believe new = good. they are usually the boss who asks you how to use his new shiny ipad
I've personally met more in the latter category, I think.

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

those who hop on any new technological fad and believe new = good.
Leftists

Not even being /pol/, but Ted described them accurately

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

physical measurement are ANSI

ANSI is old shit superseded by ASME, and ASME itself converted all spec in SI measurement about after 2000. But, being burgers, they didn't convert them exactly so now there are TWO ASME standards, SI and Imperial, both valid and incompatible one with the other.

Thank you burgers.

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

And they still don't understand chips :^)

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

a friend in college literally didn't know how to read one. he also didn't understand what "half past/quarter to" meant

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

And they still don't understand chips :^)
I would be mad too if I lived in third world where POS had dial-up that takes 240 seconds to process a payment

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

LMAO
Mutt sensor is off the charts

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Analog is objectively obsolete. Digital is faster, more precise, and more legible. The only advantages analog has are vastly outweighed by those of digital and are so minor and situational that they might as well not exist

Prove me wrong

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

The fact that it filters burgers is enough for me to make it better
More legible
Jesus Christ
It takes me like 0.0001 sec to tell the time from a glance at my wrist
And needs no goddamn battery

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

220 V

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

230*

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

zoomers can't tell the time with these

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Oh my giddy Aunt, I have an erection!

Northern boys love gravy.

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

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Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

i literally use that as my gnome pie center can read it too

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

apparently 10:09 is when the human eye and brain most readily grok analog watch faces.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wk6PQxDV2o8

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Oh boy

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

disagree, MB GB TB PB and so on, except kB...
but ...bit = MBit, GBit, etc.
t. swiss

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

wtf are you talking about i use that every day

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Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Because yuropoors are too stupid to understand aliasing

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

this images contains oranges, tangerines, satsumas and mandarins.
America couldnt cope with the complexity so they are all called "oranges" in USA.

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Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Just in case

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Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

Goatse

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

found the pajeet

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

Yuros constantly shit talk Americans for trusting Zuckerberg
Are required to use this to participate in society

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

It's zoomers who want to abolish cash. Some places only accept electronic forms of payment.

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Une bonne poutine du Québec
Americans call this "Disco Fries"

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

it's 9 past 10. or 10:09. Are you two being serious or what? long hand for minutes, small hand for hours.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

real men use atomic clocks

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

holy shit

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Is this a meme? analog clocks are everywhere in America and everyone can read them

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

that was a good thread

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Brown saused and cheese-curd pilled.

To be honest, Americans have shit food availability, many places have too many dollar stores and "real" grocery stores are closing. It's the sadest thing ever.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

I think you confused Security with Privacy
Cash is good for privacy, but not for security
Chip is good for security, but not for privacy
Contactless is shit for both.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

Security and privacy will overlap very soon since you will soon be put in jail for thought crimes

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

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Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

american "food"
american "secularity"
american "freedom"

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Now I can't unsee...
USB-cloaca, not goate-chip...

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

american hours
military time
microwave time

Eli Price
Eli Price

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James Scott
James Scott

Says who?
I know how to read it. It was taught in school. Plus, many of the schools I went to used analog clocks instead of digital in their classrooms. And even if they used digital, some teachers would cover it and insist on using an analog clock.

Ethan White
Ethan White

nigger who the fuck buys food at a dollar store

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

what the fuck you're taught how to read clocks in kindergarten

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

i fucking wish manuals were still popular in the states, there is nothing better

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

why the fuck would you ruin your car like that

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

name a better alternative

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

Do Eurangutans really believe that we can't read clocks? Everyone learns how to read them in kindergarten, it's the only way to figure how much longer you have to wait before you can go home.

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

its a chevy spark I dont think you can even ruin that

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

THIS IS NOW AN AMERICAN THREAD

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Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

getting shot

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

The only sane date format
we read left to right, and most important information should be the first. DD/MM/YY is superior to YYYY/MM/DD

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

20,000 gun homicides a year in America. 60 percent are suicides. 80 percent of the rest are handgun shootings in urban areas. Leaves you with 1600 gun homicides, at 2.18 per 100,000. That means you're more likely to get killed in 143 other UN countries than America if you avoid large urban areas. So the chance of getting shot is very low. Retard

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

The CDC’s Wonder database shows that in 2017, 39,773 people in the US lost their lives at the point of a gun
theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/13/us-gun-deaths-levels-cdc-2017

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

if you avoid large urban areas
the areas that concentrate ~80% of country's population
if you live in rural area in Nepal then the probability of geting shot is lower than winning a big $$$ lottery multiple times in a row. so what of it?

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

You've got your own problems over there eurotrash, so go deal with that instead of bashing us.

David Wilson
David Wilson

The homicide rate varies per year, as low as 8k in 2014 and as high as whatever bullshit you sourced. The FBI database is most accurate and 20k is still on the higher side of an average. Also self defense shootings count as well.
There is absolutely nothing to the cities that would make you want to live there, other than gibmedats. And by urban areas I mean huge cities, like chicago, LA, detroit, NYC. etc. Most cities in the US are small like orlando or flagstaff and the gun homicide there is only marginally larger than the huge third world shitholes. If you want to live in chicago, be my guest, I just wont bash the >getting shot meme if you think america is nigger infested shitholes

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

As opposed to sand nigger infested shitholes in euroland?

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

in which future muslim niggers of europe make fun of the current christ niggers of burgerstan
Only Asia is civilization. Never forget.

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

Nope, they live on rice paddies and eat dogs, savages.

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

humans more akin to ants
civilized
they only get shit done because someone from up top barks at them to do it

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

SMS

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

Literally just avoid niggers.

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

I'm uncut but I don't have the ugly foreskin, really makes you think

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

security is the same as privacy

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Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Niggers in the US basically only kill other niggers. If you are white or 56% you are much more likely to get killed by drug faggots or the police.

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

so basically you need to bring up a 'murican ghost town to compete with other countries' aglomerations. gotcha
see this (outdated) picture. the entire top is some shitholes and it clearly looks like 'murica worked hard to go up there

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Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Apparently too many people.
axios.com/rural-america-dollar-stores-retail-recession-grocery-51054373-38f8-45fd-b088-9ab0dd00aba3.html

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

Here in the UK it's retarded mix of imperial for, height, speed and metric for most good products. And we are the only country using stone for weight..

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Daniel King
Daniel King

Meant food

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

Yes you are, silly britbong.
Pic of waitress fucking adutler, noone should idolize that halfbreed piece of shit

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

Imagine not having freedom of speech

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

Australian Metric System = Best Metric System
We abolished the stupid units, like 'Centi-litres' and deci-metres, fuck that shit right off.
mL then L - no fucking centi, deci shit.

Effectively, it's like mandated engineering notation-lite.

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

Yes, because basing units of measurment on the length of a roo's tail and using the dollarydo are far superior.

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

You're just mad your countries are the sizes of individual states and you have to live like sardines

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

Dollarydoo is old currency, we use Dollarbucks now.
Also a Roos tail is roughly 1 meter, so yep, sure we do that. 1mm to 1m (1000mm) to 1Km (1000m)

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

better than being a shooting target at least once a week
t. was living in 'murica for a few months (never again)

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

They don't. They say "eleven hundred" for 11 o'clock, but then they'll say "eleven twenty" for 11:20. It's only for times on the hour they use "hundred".

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Sorted and no gov tracking BS...

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Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

good riddance

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

my pleasure
think of me next time you get shot

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Nigga, you expect me to know how long a meter, and how 1000 of those are going to look like together?
Yes, its easy. You still know all 151 Pokemon by heart, so it cant be hard to remember that.

I know how big my feet are. I know that a knuckle on my thumb is about 1 in. My armspan is about one fathom. Great Britain essentially uses real measurements for everyday use, too. Go fuck yourself.
All people have the same shoe size and arms length, okay.

For amerifats: a meter is about 'one small step'. Apparently thats accurate enough for you rascal scooter freaks.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

i wouldn't call metre a "small step" but maybe i'm the only one here who's not >2m tall

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

Jokes on you I live in Canada

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

i'm from Canada as well. now what?

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

does your country have a website dedicated to time?

time.gov

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

top kek

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Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Well than its a medium sized step. Who cares, right?
An inch is sorta kinda about a fidget of a medium sized middle finger knuckle of about an average sized dude grown up west from Greenwich, we've just learned.

Close enough, that's 'real life measurements' for ya.

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS
your way is backward.

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

brainlet looks kinda british

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

just saying that it takes me a bit of effort to make a metre long step. i'm all for metric standard
tho i'd wish people would use SI better. when i hear stuff like "one thousand kilometres" it makes me cringe internally. megametre really sounds okay

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

lets have buttsex

John Lewis
John Lewis

I caught one reeling them in

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

ireland uses stone too
uk using mph for speed limits is super retarded though, just makes it fucked at the irish border

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

YMD 1999-12-31
DMY 31.12.1999
MDY 12/31/1999

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

this. anything else is braindead-tier.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

You think the second should be first on a clock as well?

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Comfy. HTML5, too

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

That will be made abundantly clear to you

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Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

Its Canadian food..

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

Canadians are discout burgers

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

I could have sworn they did, but it's still silly. You could say "eleven sharp", or "eleven o'clock".

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

WeChat

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

HH:MM:SS

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

jewish plastic
We need to go to pure cash. Richfags need not apply

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

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Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

FM radio

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

b-but that's gay!

t. bleeding, infected anus

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

This
americans pay for sms
fight over green text bubbles
need to use separate software for video calls
need to use separate software for group chat
meanwhile the rest of the world uses a single free app that takes care of everything
Why are Amerisharts always so hopelessly behind

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Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

Came here to post this

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Americans call this "Disco Fries"
kek no we don't

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

using cash only to buy anything costing >200 in a offical store makes you look like a drug dealer
also you have to leave your room to use cash

William Miller
William Miller

Amerifags do not accept or condone ifaggery please do not try and pin ifags on us

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

1. Raw
2. Raw
3. Raw
4. Raw
5. Raw
6. Raw
7. Ripe, I will now eat your banana

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

microwave time

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Justin Price
Justin Price

*YYYY

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

It's used very widely all over Europe, Yank

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

there was this user recently who posted he could only wash his butt with a disposable rubber glove on
americans are weird

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

bro stop lying we know it was you

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

holy shit lmao the patience on that burger

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

I am not actually sure if these are even sold in America

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Cooper Green
Cooper Green

they only sell the digital one

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

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Camden Young
Camden Young

this sure is...... (pic hugely related)

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Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

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Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Lel you guys are some of the biggest iSheep around m8

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Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

That's cause 90% of the people in the US are retarded

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

does any country actually use centilitres or decimetres?

Owen Green
Owen Green

apparently the UK uses those for alcohol

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

Giving way to traffic on the right...

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Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

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Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

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Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

How?

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

mfw americans cant afford to shower

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Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

given that burgers cant into hygiene maybe its for the best

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Based and cute Péritel

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

If they shower the bun is gonna get soggy retard

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

ruler. They don't like meters because they'r freaking footfetishists

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

what did he mean by this

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

school kids get literally bullied for having green text bubbles. college classes are full of macbooks because if you don't have a shiny apple on your laptop you won't get laid. the anglosphere in general are the most iCucks

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Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

Well that's pretty simple to understand. The Americans don't understand rulers that use the metric system because they're footfags.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Yeah im retarded let me rephrase apple fags are retarded like most burgers so obviously they'll be apple fags im the one who doesnt accept or condone the faggotry

Hunter James
Hunter James

If you're going to do that, ought as well go YYYYMMDD
Or take it further
YYYYMMDDHH:MM

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

school kids get literally bullied for having green text bubbles
does this really happen or is it a twitter meme
its kinda hard to believe

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

Is that a new age ouija board?

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Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

It is? Kids get bullied for every stupid fuckin' reason. You should know, you're on Jow Forums. You're bound to have been damaged.

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

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James James
James James

nobody says "17 o'clock" in English anywhere because it sounds stupid

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

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Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

i grew up in ussr, user, and there wasn't any serious bullying in my class

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

I do it just for that drug dealer feel, love cash.

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Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Cursive is the chad writing style

Carter Green
Carter Green

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Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

free app
yeah, just willingly give away your privacy and identity

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Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Wow, I have the same app on my iPhone

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Water freezes at 0
Boils at 100
You need 1Joule to warm 1 dl of water for 1 degree Celsius

Celsius is so perfect it makes me hard

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

This

App?
alega.se/sv/articles/2.182.1926/termometer

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Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

Literally the only reasons to drive MT outside track:
you‘re poor
you‘re an underage /o/tist

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

That's why Americans say "seventeen hundred hours" instead

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

COPE

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

BASED

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

That's only in the military

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

Cope with what? Your inability to afford ATs?

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

how many yards in a mile then?

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

the botnet transmission
KYS

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

if need to be told by the state how to read a clock you're retarded or your parents have failed you every step of the way

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

using a microwave to boil water

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John Cooper
John Cooper

I love radiation in my boiled water

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Microwaves are actually very good at heating water, and you can run them off 12V

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

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Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Enjoy getting eaten by zombies retard.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

Most Euros don't even have these rights
Feels good to be an American

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

go ahead and make a thread that you're planning to shot 'murican president, then grab your timer and count seconds before your face kisses the floor. ask the antiterrorist to post the result. and don't forget to scream "fuck the government" as they drag you out

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

Why?

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

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Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

10:09 PM?

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Android as a whole is owned by Google, they're already watching everything you do

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

celsius is useless for everyday use, for example if i ask for the temperature for today in farenheit, someone can just say 60s, but in celsius they would say high of 15 and low of 8 degrees, you cant just say it will be in the teens since the range is way too much, and when was the last time you had to remember the freezing point and boiling point of water? i haven't

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

Am I being detained?

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Yes

John Martinez
John Martinez

disgusting

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

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Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

imagine spending time on this, googling what kilogram/watt/coulomb/etc is and have such a low effort result

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Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

imagine getting taken in by obvious bait

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Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Those aren't American plug sockets

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

You need 1Joule to warm 1 dl of water for 1 degree Celsius
That's fucking wrong though, you need 418.13J to heat 100g of water by 1°C

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

Using SMS in 2019
Do Americans actually do this?

Adrian James
Adrian James

they're Americans on holiday in the UK

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

imagine missing my point that hard

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Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

The best part about this is that we grow up using metric system in every single science class because it's unquestionably superior. The teachers know it, our kids know it, literally everyone in this entire fucking country knows it. We freely acknowledge that the imperial system is arbitrary, confusing dogshit.

But at the end of the day nobody actually knows how fast 55 kph is, or what they weigh in kilos. As long as that's normal we're never gonna change.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

Volunteering personal info to jewbook

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

nobody actually knows how fast 55 kph is, or what they weigh in kilos.
Which is pretty funny, considering the average american has no trouble quantifying how much liquid is in a 2L.

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Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Yeah they can them "french fries"

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Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Leg technology.

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Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

fry the french

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

We have this in the us state of Wisconsin

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

Can confirm I am American and i have owned my microwave for 12 years, it still says 0:00

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

That picture is shopped, the original has a Schuko plug and was taken in germany

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

you know what's really retarded? we still use inches to describe screen sizes which only one retard country uses and yet they still have no fucking idea how much is it
i'm thinking of writing to Samsung that people would prefer centimeters because it sounds bigger and better and that they should make a survey or something

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

another reason why murifats fear le evil globalization

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

iso would be something like
2019-04-16t14:51:45.325

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

Retards

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

I lived in Europe for a few years and now I'm back home in America. It's astounding seeing just how many people don't understand chip & pin. When you're given your receipt that means the transaction is finished and you can remove your card. When the screen says "you can remove your card", you can take it out of the machine. We find forgotten cards in machines all the damn time because these retards don't fucking understand.

Also, it's so bizarre that chip malfunction errors happen here. Never had that happen to me once while I was in Europe, or the numerous times I was in Canada. What the fuck is with that?

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

It's astounding seeing just how many people don't understand chip & pin
haha BULLSHIT

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

Milk bag holders

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Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

This seems completely made up.
Americans would rather wait 30 mins for a cab instead of walking for 10
Nobody is like this.
"You're making us walk, why the fuck did you do that?"
The shorter, more sweaty American threw his eclair on the floor and said "clean that up" and stormed out of the cake shop with his friend, leaving me to pay
Really? I mean come on dude, that story is on par with the atheist redditor walmart hero.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

t. American in denial

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

No we don’t what the fuck is that
It’s poutine, ask anyone

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

5 is peak banana

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

But people do that daily on Twitter.
What's your point freedom less ESL nigger?

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

But people do that daily on Twitter.
yeah. each time a different person
What's your point freedom less ESL nigger?
what's stopping you from trying, freedumb double nigger? scared? :^)

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

240V master race
I can run three (3) virtual machines without having the repoman take everything too

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

literally anyone who looks at that shit would get offended
even gandhi would've lost his shit

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

they're implicitly guaranteed and a paper isn't needed

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

I can't believe stupid people like you exist

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Most Canadians don't know what a good poutine is neither.

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Based ana bananapilled

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

I can run three (3) virtual machines without having the repoman take everything too
?

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

most important information = smallest unit
found the burgers.

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

When I went to visit my Clapinese cousin he didn't know what this was I went with him to Home Depot, and the workers there didn't know what I was talking about. How the fuck do burgers not know what a ladder is?

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Charles Reed
Charles Reed

I drive a spec v manual. However, If you've tried to drive older manual vehicles you can understand why automatics are necessary.

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

"my foot gets tired from pressing the clutch in traffic!"

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Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

bullshit, i couldn't care less

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

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Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

implicitly guaranteed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

look at this stupid nigger

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Because I have no reason to, friend. Our president is great, unlike whatever dictator runs your shithole.

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

YYYY-MM-DD is actually the best as it sorts properly, any other variation is total shit.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Even with all of that would be better than that shit, I hate that all people that i know needs to use watts

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Because I wouldn't dare to, friend. Our president will send cops after me if i dare to threaten his authority, unlike whatever idiot that doesn't give a fuck
please remind again me where are all those big "botnet" companies located? :^)

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James Walker
James Walker

China.

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

a piece of paper saying something means it's true
The US laws don't matter, as the country is run by capitalists who are above the rules.

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

China doesn't even give a fuck about internet in other countries unlike the big burge...brother. try again

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

The only correct answer.
I'd personally consider number 6 edible as well, though.

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Must be hell having really fucking massive feet but miniscule child hands.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

China doesn't even give a fuck about internet in other countries
Do you really believe this? Taiwan says hello.

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

The fuck...? What a fugly massive waste of space and materials. Why can't everyone just get with the program have pussy phones installed in their bathrooms?

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Ian Reed
Ian Reed

Taiwan
Taiwan and China can't even decide whether they're together or not so clearly they have better things to do than picking up on the outside internet. besides China wants an isolated network

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