If you suddenly have untraceable 2 million US dollars

i would ask for infinite wishes

czech m8 faggot

Bunch of hookers and cocain

>implying hiroshima would sell Jow Forums that cheap

buy house
buy car
buy a therapist and a psychiatrist
buy a degree
conquer a gf
make lots of babies and create my own mutt nation

define untracable
is the where you got it untracable so the bills will not led to anything, or is it untracable to the irs.

Every note has a serial number, untraceable my ass

you don't need a therapist. nobody does
you just have to reject modernity and live life more healthy and naturally.
our ancestors didn't need therapists
or degrees. and why would you even need one if you are a millionaire?

I would get Age of Empires 2 HD + The Forgotten Empires ported to macOS

Is this an Jow ForumsAskreddit thread?

because i feel bad for dropping out at 99% of a debt-free degree

yeah basically

I'd build a shipping container house and deck out the interior with completely custom furniture, efficient appliances, soundproofing, etc. Then, I'd deck it out with solar panels and a wind generator hooked onto a flagpole, make them directly tied into the grid so I don't need batteries and they have to pay me for what I generate.

Even after all that, it would probably not even run me more than 200k. The rest goes into the bank so I can live off the interest payments. That is the fucking life right there.

i would buy a rocket launcher and shoot myself

Our ancestors did perfectly fine without the Internet. Get off it.

Our ancestors also did perfectly fine without refrigerators or power tools. From now on, I demand that you use hand drills and root cellars.

on nothing special. i would just live on my life knowing i'm never have to worry about money again.

Hi this is the IRS. We'd like to know how you bought your house.

this

what i mean is
therapists are charlatans
you really do not need them

I would stop worrying about money and spend the next 10 years building my operating system full time

>>our ancestors didn't need therapists
citation needed

Buy drones with machine guns and terrorize my neighbourhood or parlement.

You're a good man mate, cheers

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I'd do something similar but for my dad. I don't need much to live off of either.

>Slowly invest it all in businesses all over so I can properly launder it in and make it legit + passive income
>500+ acres in rural Montana
>Self sufficient compound to live in
>guns, anime, Thai ladyboy hookers, and MDMA

>implying i'm going to live in the US
2 milion dollars aint nothing in us

ayy good man m8

fucking.
i asked the thread for some technology related answers and i instead got a bunch of pussy answers about suicide and shit. i would end you fucks for free.

assume you got it "legally, with a genie and the IRS can't do jack shit about it" like one of those filthy fucks somewhere in the world.

a thinkpad and a ticket to russia

Cash all of it. Buy a off road car, disappear into Canada. Build a log cabin while fighting bears with my bear(er) hands. Just like Lincoln and the founding fathers.

>reject modernity
>posts in Jow Forums of all places

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You'd need to be careful so the oigs don't get a whiff of them.

According to his accounts he's losing money.

why would you ever need 500 acres?

This

I'll buy few houses and rent them.

>Privacy
>ability to shoot any gun I want on my own property without having to worry about accidentally killing my neighbor/having the police called.
>Can go innawoods and never leave my own land.
>My own solar array and green house/food farm
Better question is why you DON'T want 500 acres

> Not donating all of it to titty streamers to say your name and gambling the rest away

You idiot, some 9mms only cost 5¢ each. You could be shooting yourself 40 million times.

He probably means .50 cal $1 bullets.

Haha my gf would kill me if I did that lol, we lost our virginity together and she became an engineer while I had to drop out of highschool but we're still together 7 years later. Her family hates her for dating me because I'm a loser with no job or future but she still believes in me. I could never look at another girl after that much love and loyalty from my girl. Also she is a solid 9)10

This thread is A. Not technology related. B. The stupidest reddit tier trash. I hope you feel bad.

Wow female engineer? I think you got a rare one there. Good for you. I personally am not attracted to women. Unless they're animal women.

I too date a fantasy anime waifu.

>just man up dude!

Lol it's really surreal. But I'm Indian and it's not uncommon here. She is exceptionally beautiful and if it weren't for her I really would have an heroed a long time ago, mom's cancer and being a jobless loser etc really fucked me up. But she is my treasure.

My boomer dad passed away 3 years ago. I inherited around 2 million dollars worth of real estate. Only 1 thing changed in my life and that was the pressure of having a "career". Im still the same autistic shut in

Invest it into a 60/40 portfolio of stock ETFs and bond mutual funds. $2 million is a decent amount of money but it isn't enough to start spending like a maniac. It's really only enough to survive on if you're alright living in poor conditions with your family, which makes you a failure of s man.
I'd probably blow though a couple thousand upgrading my PC to a 2080ti and a stupid expensive gsync screen, but that's probably it.

>Indian
>no job or future
How has fer family not honour killed you yet through some hitman

They did give me death threats, and beat her and broke her phone etc, but she has a job and we threatened to call the cops. We still only talk in secret. Really tough out here man.

buy happiness

get me a Russian ICBM with a launcher.

Fuck off.

It's really not that hard to get girls bro, just be yourself and talk to girls, it's really that simple. Learn to cook and go out for a jog, you will really find someone.

Get Linus to build you a computer.

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That guy is a fucking faggot tool seriously. Get your advice from Intel's marketing team. Same shit.

You're forgetting where you are user. Be yourself is the worst advice you can give some of these people because their self isn't normal. It's deranged and nothing that society wants

Jesus christ you're actually living like some of the stories I've heard. Dude get a fuckin job and work hard and make money so you guys can elope or whatever

buy a decent house
buy a decent car
build a kick ass rig
live on the rest of the money for years

That's a fuck ton of money in my 3rd world country, move the fuck away from my parents' house for sure

Trying my hardest. But 30% of youth is jobless, the government is hopeless and it's really not looking good. I'm trying freelancing and make about 200$ a month from transcriptions and copywriting. Mturk, appen global etc. Trying to save up and launch my pod business hopefully will become successful.

Yeah it's really really bad in some areas. I know 7-8 people who lost their jobs recently. NYC tristate area.

Country living looks like where all the jobs went. Lots of trade jobs there, lots of new cannabis jobs. Lots of transport jobs. Tons of new opportunities, but they're all far away.

I want to leave the tristate area death trap. THERE ARE NO JOBS HERE.

To house all the hookers and store the drugs obviously

To fuck horses while no one is looking

Not work for as long as possible and be a shut in neet. I'll get so much useless free software written but I'd be happy.

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A 1000cc supersport crotch-rocket to outrun my loneliness.
The rest of the money can go to my mom.

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1.75 million in the bank
Rest would be to pay off my student loans and move to Switzerland and get my masters there and not live in a closet

>Nearly 2 million dollars
>get a masters

Are you literally downs my dude.

No, he clearly wants to spend his life actually doing something productive and enjoys learning. Just because you'd sit at home in your cum den jacking off to frog porn all day doesn't mean everyone else will.

>buy house
>buy a house for my mom
>buy a house for my mother-in-law
>buy a 2019 Honda Civic Sport, white with a manual transmission
>invest
>set up daughters college fund (its going to be fucking expensive to go to uni in the next decade)
>travel with family
I mean, pretty common things to do. I hate these thought experiments though because they'll never happen and remind me that I'm a worthless piece of shit inching closer to a self imposed dirtnap.

Implying our ancestors were good role models

I think the guy you're replying to is in India bro. And nah idk I wholeheartedly have to disagree with that. I live in NYC and there's jobs everywhere. My gf was able to bounce from job to job at will and she just has basic marketing skills

I'd probably be fucking dogs and horses all day to be honest. Then go on walks and horse rides. Perfect life.

I'm in India man, sucks that there are no jobs in even USA. Maybe you should try for an internship for experience and then get a job or at least unemployment checks. No such thing here in shithole country no.1

Pay off my debts, pay off my parent's debts, move into a bigger apartment, buy some toys, save a relatively small amount, and invest the rest. Probably go on a vacation or two, as well.

Fix eyes
Finish fixing teeth
Buy home
Buy car
Buy new pc
Make gym room in new home
Invest the rest

>our ancestors didn't need therapists
Hahahahahhaha, yeah they fucking did. That's why our history is so full of bloodshed and other fucked up shit. Its why religions even exist.
>you just have to reject modernity and live life more healthy and naturally.
Go live in the woods, nobody would miss you.

>invest it wisely to be a neet for life
>when investments start to show results move to Japan
>get jap wife

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I'd buy most expensive and longest rope for 2 millions and hang myself on the tallest tree I can find

Hang yourself off of a Sequoia? That would be hilarious.

I'd stream it on 4channel too
send me money

I have no idea what that user is talking about. There are tons of job opportunities in the Northeast/tri state area, but they are competitive. He probably has very little internship experience or didn't do well in college which is why he's having trouble finding a job.

I guess everyone does things at their own pace, maybe user needs to go through some shit before he can stop giving a fuck and get hired. I used to be like that back in the day, the "I'm too good for this job" kind of guy. Anything is better than living in India anyway.

I bought it with my $2mil, get off my property now please.
It's said it's untraceable. That implies that it's just mine somehow legally. IRS can't touch that shit nibba

>sun comes out
>suddenly house is 200° inside

Buy multi unit real estate, live off the income, have something far more useful to pass down than just whatever's left if you had lived off your own savings.

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Sell it for a higher value to people who want/need untracable money

There are setups where the container is buried under the earth with an entrance ramp or ladder, so the container actually maintains its temperature pretty well.

>get shot

That's because she's a woman.
They're worth more in the job market right now.

No it's not because she's a woman it's because she has a good network of people who will take her and refer her if she decides to leave because she puts in work. It's literally all about who you know. The icing on the cake is if you can actually work well on top of that. All of my friends have 0 issues getting jobs out of college that pay 6 figures or just under. This is Jow Forums. NYC has a ton of tech jobs. I even know a guy who accepted one in Connecticut for 85k. The only shortage is that of capable people, or for some people, shortage of knowing people to get them to those positions