Be honest, Jow Forumsentlemen

Be honest, Jow Forumsentlemen,
assuming Jobs being alive, who would you get drunk with?

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Sweaty Balls of course.

Ballmer. He's crazy enough sober, would love to see him drunk.

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I think so to.
He's the kind of guy to be super entertaining, but you have to recover a week
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ballmer would be the most fun of these
>stop doing that you are drinking it wrong
>interjection what you call beer I started calling humuls+malt water...
>ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

RMS, of course.

Ballmer is probably the only one dumb enough that I could converse with him.

I don't know Ballmer but he seems pretty hyped on cocaine

Steve Jobs would try and fondle my private male parts so I'd rather not

I don't want to see Stallman eat something off his foot

I'm too dumb and therefore intimidated by Linus Torvalds

I want Bill Gates pls

>I want Bill Gates pls
he will sue you for everything you owe and give it to niggers

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Definitely Ballmer, he'd be funny as hell. And I'm a deep hater of Microsoft and I still prefer him.

Is this even a fucking question

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Probably Linus or Jobs.

>assuming Jobs being alive
What are you talking about, I have beers with Jobs every Friday.

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Vodka with the fennoswede, egg nog with Baldmer, gay sex with Jobs and a fart in the face to RMS.

I bet Ballmer would pull tons of bitches with his extrovert behaviour. 10/10 would go on drunken prowl with

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LTT

Stallman would be really cool until you accidentally made that little "linux operating system" slip.
That's when shit gets real.

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As a developer I'm going to have to go with Mr. Reversi

The toejam-eatin' trap-lovin' faggot must smell much worse than an entire football team of homeless people after the match, so he is out of question
Ballmer is basically a semi-retarded used car salesmen and Jobs is the same except he is even more disgusting. No thanks.
Linus is a bit autistic but at least he is smart and has a good sense of humor. My vote is on him.

Baller obviously.
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>Bill even at the height of Microsoft's dominance had just a 6x6 box for an office
>drives a Ford to work everyday
Based.

Ballmer
all other choices are invalid

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Torvalds so we can shit on people for being retards

I bet Jobs pounds Satania's pussy bloody all the time in hell

>he thinks Jobs isn't the one getting pounded

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None of them

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