Lfs

lfs

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sudo su

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sudo rm -rf /*

sudo -v && sudo -k

sudo rm -rf butt_hole_eyes.png

shutdown

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sudo -s
echo $HOME $HISTFILE
sudo -i
echo $HOME $HISTFILE

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finger /home/op/mom

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Thanks asshole
You destroyed my laptop

gr8 b8 m8

You think this is funny?
I lost 70TB of porn

touch loli

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cd /dev; cp urandom sda

grep grep

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man man

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cannot touch 'loli': Permission denied

sudo touch loli

user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported-

user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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for d in /dev/sd*;
do
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=$d > /dev/null 2>&1
done

Welp, better go kill the sysadmin before he calls the FBI

init 0

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Install Manjaro right fucking NOW.

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watch date; touch toilet

yfw

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sudo make love

sudo make love[/love]

Imagine being one of those shield guys when the person behind you has to start firing his gun right next your ear.