lfs
Lfs
sudo su
sudo rm -rf /*
sudo -v && sudo -k
sudo rm -rf butt_hole_eyes.png
shutdown
sudo -s
echo $HOME $HISTFILE
sudo -i
echo $HOME $HISTFILE
finger /home/op/mom
Thanks asshole
You destroyed my laptop
gr8 b8 m8
You think this is funny?
I lost 70TB of porn
touch loli
cd /dev; cp urandom sda
grep grep
man man
cannot touch 'loli': Permission denied
sudo touch loli
user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported-
user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
for d in /dev/sd*;
do
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=$d > /dev/null 2>&1
done
Welp, better go kill the sysadmin before he calls the FBI
init 0
Install Manjaro right fucking NOW.
watch date; touch toilet
yfw
sudo make love
sudo make love[/love]
Imagine being one of those shield guys when the person behind you has to start firing his gun right next your ear.