Generate HN comments from arbitrary titles

You know what to do
hncynic.leod.org/index.html

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hncynic.leod.org/index.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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dumb phonefag

Meh. I'm just shitposting from the couch while my computer renders a video project

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Niua, is in fact, Niuaaa_Fiua_Fiufiufiufiufufoi, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Niuaa_Fiufiufiuafiufufiuhufiufouhufiufufunni ufuchihaiufiufufahfiufiuaafiufufiufuifuebuiufuifuifubuufoiuuxefuhaiujihaiufiufhufiuifiufuzhaiuoiufuiufuzhufiufiufeufi ufufufiuufuefufuufufuifiufiufuufufuufeuuxfuifuweuhfeuifuafiuefuhaiufiiufi ufahfiufuzhufiufufiufiuhaiufufiufufiu@@. Niua is not gibberish unto itself, but rather another four letters of a fully functioning gibberish sentence made useful by nothing.

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Even some badly trained AI is into it.

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nice

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i broke it

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Woah

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heh

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coded code

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>hncynic.leod.org/index.html
kek, this one is gold

devuan has been developed for 8 years in china

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Hah that's a good one.

woah a good post with uints

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*quints
fuck im retarded

brb, going to cup some farts

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HOW TO KILL A WOMAN ON THE STREETS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT TAKES HER MONEY?

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new tab

>when you open a new tab, the new tab
>when you open a new tab, the page opens new tab
>when the tab, the site moves around
incredible, reddit does it again

Some of these comments sound a lot like former brazilian president Dilma Rousseff's improvised speeches.

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thanks, HN

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What is it?
1- Erlang programmers don't know who Konqi is
2- Erlang programmers don't know what pornography is

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>the way to kill a woman is to avoid a crime

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the trump ones should be accurate given 10% of the articles on HN are about trump tweets and not technology

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why is no one pointing out how creepy it is that AI has reached this level of using natural language? I'm literally reading messages more insightful than the average Jow Forums post. I can generate thoughts about thing just by giving the subject.

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Someone actually did get hit by a truck today.
I mean I'm sure it happens all the time in Bangalore or whatever.

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>I mean I'm sure it happens all the time in Bangalore
every 10 minutes or so

jesus christ humans are obselete

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Can't make this shit up

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lol

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Because it's basically just a next gen version of those markov chain text generators from years ago, there's just an AI cleaning up the wording to make it sound a bit more like natural speech. It's still mostly a jumble of existing text and can fail spectacularly on unfamiliar inputs like in It's impressive that it works as well as it does, but there's nothing insightful about the text it's outputting as it's just chaos. This kind of tech could be cool for generating song lyrics though.

The AI is woke.

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never has a place that awash in venture capital been so in love with communism, SV is such a contradiction

You know it's bound to happen Jow Forums, sooner or later next decade.

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>hncynic 1 minute ago
>"But I will take that view as a sign that if a new generation of niggers can replace us all by the end of our lives the world will still be a better place."

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the last comment, fucking kek

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We live ...

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buttblasted intel drone in the first comment

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Stop using jpg, you fucking negroid.

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lmao this guy trained a whole fucking transformer and this is the best text generation he can get

>t. LSTM master race

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This guy gets it
Training this stuff is expensive tho

Transformer is more compute intensive than an LSTM model. You can also download a pretrained english language model and then just fine tune for the HN corpus. Wouldn't take more than 12 hours max on a single GPU.

dumb phonefag

>#4
>MAKIII

Holy shit, underrated

>In my experience, if you are in Germany, you can't support your country

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>emoticons
they're learning...