We should have a Jow Forums meetup

Oh no

Count me out
I don't want an asshole penetration

What are you on about? I wouldn't mind meeting sysadmin, he seems like a pretty chill guy.

Keep telling yourself that.

That's more suitable

yeah i can't wait for someone to bake cookies with their cum just like the Jow Forums meetup

we need a website and social media then
I'll make the logo.

not if i make the logo first!

Polls already proven that dozens of times. Linux can't even get above 50% of votes, imagine thinkfags.

literally what i was going to post

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I wouldn't know what to wear.

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I bet you use windows

I'm making the brownies

No, we shouldn't.
/thread

Striped socks and chastity belt

I use or interact with around 5 different operating system on daily basis at home.

I bet you are virgin

>3 trannies trying to get in everyones pants
you wish

are the twinks hot? are the traps passable? I think I might go

have you seen em?
i dont wish

we already have the Jow Forumsentoo logo

>are the twinks hot?
idk probably not
>are the traps passable?
judging by that they just post feet pics (in socks) probably not
FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG "TRAPS
also note i didnt say traps i said trannies, traps imply some semblance of passing
>I think I might go
meet me at the back of Family Bargains, not too late or my mum will ground me

what about the grills

user said trannies

>1 fat fujoshi
prime meat

>pic
30 year olds aren't boomers.

...why?

i'd let you penetrate mine but im one of the 30 something fat fucks that would not show up to anything other than an irc meetup

Not understanding that pic makes you a boomer.

Yeah I'd rather get dick cancer

I'll bring the programming socks :3

before you ask, yes I am HIV positive

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What?

don't forget the single (1) loli that always shows up to persuade you and then murder you

Yes preferably in a mosque in new zealand.

lmao what a genius

>doesnt know about this
youre missing out. Somebody post the screencap please

40 year old whos been here since the beginning of time

yeah, this is me.

>why yes I do use Linux to rice my desktop and tell people I use Linux

>3 trannies trying to get in everyones pants

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t. tranny

>the only thing most of us have in common is linux and thinkpads
not even that, dellfag with open bsd here.
later nerds enjoy sucking a dick.

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holy fuck m8

rizon
#(4+4)chan

btw 4+4 = 8 guise

I'll be there in 30 minutes
I'm going to wear a red sweater and jeans

Meetups are for fags. I used to pretend to live in the same city and those idiots agreed to meet me at some random spot, of course I never showed up. Stupid faggots.

k.

Imagine the smell

I like you guys.
But I would never want to have a meetup with any of you.

>3 trannies trying to get in everyones pants
sign me the fuck up
they dont even need to look that good, i dont discriminate

I wish there was a midwest meeting.

This opens my eyes a little bit.
Imagine what would g fags do to each other.

If /v/ can do it why can't we?

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That's a great idea. Someone can shoot it up and kill all you fucking faggots at once.

>shooting
>not running everyone over with a truck

What the fuck would we even do during a meetup op? Have a chad thinkpad party? We argue enough on here. We only have linux and thinkpads in common.

This board is full of some of the most autistic people on this site outside of /b/ and Jow Forums. If anyone showed up it would be miserable silence followed by sucking each other off.

user i honestly just want to be with someone because i have no friends

that is why i posted

To be honest, 99 percent of the people on here probably feel the same way. Its just Jow Forums isn't a place for making friends. I wouldn't be surprised if one of you fuckers poisoned us or shot us up or something.

There is a reason we all come to Jow Forums, and that reason is that we are all fucked.

might just poison myself

I would love to have a meet-up, if anything just to work on some projects together, watch movies or just meet people in general, problem is, that the majority of you cucks are from burgerland, and a ticket from Scandinavia to the US is too much.
Come to 36c3, Defcon, Blackhat, troopers or any other security event, and we could make a small meet-up there

Tool for the job, user.

Can't tell if serious or not. If you are, don't do that. There is always something or someone out there for you. I can relate. Never give up.

I'm in sweden but kind of got paranoid of
and

Do it, you fucking pathetic loser. You don't deserve to continue living.

he seems alright

accurate, holy shit user

I would be down for a meet. I just can't see how one would work. /o/ has the cruise meetups those don't require a location and can be localized to a region.

A Jow Forums meetup would be difficult, place to hang, how many people are local to a specific region etc.

>be somewhat normal person
>walk into room
>first thing i notice is the stench
>second thing I notice is everyone yelling over the whirrrr from their ancient laptops
>third thing I notice is the lack of REAL females
>turn 360° and walk out

even though i have looked down bridges thinking of suicide every other day

this is still funny and makes me smile

thanks user

I also bet a lot of you fuckers can't drive either.

Just meet up in VR chat. You can pretend to be females much more easily there.

No one here is female lets face that.

You forgot the 20 autistic edgy kids who pretend to be 18

next Jow Forums project, gender deduced from way of writing by neural network

I must admit the older LAN games would be quite nice to play. Diablo, Age of Empires, Total Annihilation and others. Think of all those raspberry PIs and microsd cards filled with info floating all over the place.

literally just don't eat any homeade food. just order dominos and booze

okay but pls no blacks, chinks, or pajeets allowed

A lan meetup would be kinda cool.. The whole "vidya meme" though.

how about the literal 12 year olds who will show up

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Then there is the whole file server upload possibility. We can call it the bank. Everyone uploads all their shit there (Minus CP and furry shit) and everyone can take from that back home a collection of knowledge.

Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.

You and I both know it would get filled up with the most vile and nasty illegal stuff.

OP

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How many feds will show up? Also why do you think you won't get swatted?

The /fa/ meetup pics are great.

there will be at least 2 black dudes. 1 will be a black weeb nerd with long dirty fingernails. And the other will be a slight normal marques brown lee type that will let you say the n-word.

the rest will be pajeets.

yeah screening will be annoying. Best to not allow compressed and picture files. Give upload user IDs to people and threaten with crowbars out in the alley if found fucking up the bank.

NIGGER CONFESSION THREAD, IF YOU ARE A NIGGER, MENTION THIS POST

>Implying Jow Forumsfags leave their basements.

It sucks that all the lonely anons that feel the same way can’t just get together to be less lonely. I can relate user. Hang in there.

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ACKTCHUALLEY
bedroom and summerhouse/shed thing, no basement here