Pulls up beside you

>pulls up beside you
>"Excuse me my dude, do you know how I can get to - woah wait, you're that quiet kid from class right? Yooooo how are you doing my bro? Me and the boys are off to pick up a haul of X60's from craigslist, you wanna tag along my dude? If you stick around we're gonna crash back at my pad and libreboot them later, it's gonna be so fucking tight my bro"
>"You down?"

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Whats the point of making these threads, i dont get it....

I wish someone like this would invite me into the friend group so that I could actually have friends that are into tech and are not dumb and super autistic

this shit is so incel and autistic

>hahaha nah no thanks bro, I'm off to fuck your mom

...

I want him to put his dick in my poopoo hole

I absolutely love chadposting, please never stop OP. This one is particularly hilarious.

have sex

I'd fuck him.

bend over

Is he shirtless under that unzipped hoodie? Quite slutty.

good comeback buddy
how's therapy coming? still talking to that 'tulpa'? haha

Thanks brah

just a bit of banter, don't project too much

Hi Chad. What's an X60? You see, I've been crying myself to sleep wondering if this computer science degree was even worth it because I don't have any connections.
I'll bring the beer.

that would be cool if it was actually real, but it's not

...

Okay, just let me grab some condoms form the kiosk over there.

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Little do the autists know, that Chads are browsing this board RIGHT NOW.

Yo, wanna Flash some t430 BIOSes today?

because they're funny as fuck
90% of the posts on this board are low effort or made by some retarded neet that has clearly never worked a day in a tech job in their lives, seeing chadposting in the catalog makes me smile whereas the majority of posts just make me despise everyone who comes here

> that gap between legs
Impossible for a man. I know it's implied this character has a penis, but it's clearly a girl.

Discord trannies who got bullied by Chad are coping by creating a parallel universe where Chad turns out to be their best friend and share their cringe hobbies.

>Impossible for a man
not according to my porn folder

way to gay up the thread

Fuck yeah, let's stop to pickup some vodka and redbull on the way back.

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>implying chadposting isn't chad worship

>because they're funny as fuck

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kek

Faggots LARPing

didn't read
just wanted to tell op to kill himself for making this thread

Do women really get horny! Especially with Chads like these dudes? I absolutely can't believe women get horny.

Will Chad play Syphon Filter 2 on the PS2 with me?

virgin detected

Bro I'm 28 and I last talked to a girl on May 28, 2014. I forced her to hug me so I'd get some action and I definitely got a boner which she didn't notice. Anyway it's just so unlikely bro, do women really get horny? Howw

[citation required]

have sex

That's actually true. I'm 18 and have fucked 22 girls. I'm also about to flash libreboot on my x200, so that I can finally change the wifi chip.

yes.

That's really gross. In the future can you just stick to saying you're a non-virgin rather than giving us the gory details?

This

Does Chad do docking??

Yeah, you don't say "flash libreboot" or "x200". The proper way to say it is just "I'm installing some bios in my laptop"

libreboot isn't a bios

Have some fucking self-respect you mong.

Dude I'd fuck a billion girls if I could

Eat a dick chad
This is for all those gay blowjobs you forced on me

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What does self respect have to do with anything he said?

Fucking 22 different women, especially at 18, is not something to be proud of. It's literal (i.e what it meant before Jow Forums diluted its meaning) degeneracy.

>Asking this question on 4channel

poor chad doesnt deserve to die just because he likes sucking dicks

That's no way to repay a dude who gave you blowjobs dude

>no thanks I have a busy schedule ahead of me tonight full of collecting pictures of cartoon children and re-configuring my distro appearance

god i fucking love chadposting
i always lol everytime i read this stupid shit

Lock and key analogy bro

Fucking tight bro.

niggers like you ruin the game for everyone else
you enable all this degeneracy killing our civilization

>I am not a nerd, man. Loonix and thinkpads are a nerd thing
>btw, you were amazing in Hobo with a Shotgun, lad

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Vir/g/in cope. You wish you had as much sex as Chad.

He's got the charisma of a rock
only looks good in cherry picked makeup pics with his stubble
look at that incel palate. It's incredibly off-putting

>my dude?
Why do men say this it is bitchspeak

Haha no user my little cousin went to the navy not me.

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how to find friends that are into tech?

I feel sorry for you op

have sex

>"You down?"
Y-yes. Then I take my shoes off, and sit seiza in passenger seat. I hope my new friend likes talking about desktop environments, and file systems.

>"You down?"
Only if we suck each other's dicks after!

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>seiza in passenger seat
Is that legal?
>inb4 "it's not safe", no shit

>Is that legal?
Yes. It is very legal, and the only way you f being respectful in a vehicle.
>places shoes in glove box

>places shoes in glove box
I will slam on the breaks whenever the light turns yellow if you do this in my car.

I have seatbelt on good friend.
>Bows
>Ossu! (Ready position)
I am ready for travel user-kun.
>Serves tea, and attaches phone to onboard stereo
>Playlist is favorite anime op, and Ed starting with denpa onna Ed
I'll be in your care user.

It proposes a reality where Chad has not only bested you in every other facet of life, but he has also taken away the one interest/hobby you thought made you different, maybe even special from this dickhead. Its like gaslighting i suppose

daddy

>my dude
>yo
>tight
>you down
Why is white American vernacular so grating? Why do you have to follow retarded negro trends? You're all fake, plastic McSubhumans.

I bet you wouldn't say any of this to Chad's face.

I would say it to any yankee.

No, you wouldn't pussy. Mr. internet 3rd world toughguy wouldn't say shit, and you know it.

What's a yankee going to do, wheeze at me?

>Yankee
You mean
>Boss
You angry h1b reject.

Stop trying to fit in. You don't know how quoting works.

>What's a yankee going to do, wheeze at me?
Probably just not give you any spare change, and move on with their life while you stay stuck wallowing in your own filth.
Mfw Americans aren't as nice as yurofags.

Jow Forums is getting raided by faggots non-stop for the past couple years who love sharing their crossdressing and homoerotic fantasies

>Quoting
You need to go back.

No, you do. Stupid /b/tard.

>No, you do. Stupid /b/tard
Lel. You're gay as fuck brown boy.

t. DeMarcus Hernandez

Lullulul.
>Proctologist salute
You're too feminine to scare anyone mo.

T. Omer Muhammad al flight risk.
You look like you're about to toss some bottle rockets towards Israel, because they cut off your free wifi.

shut up faggot how in the great fuck is this even related to Jow Forums

Tryna get your dick sucked too?
Cuz I'm too down

Why do Americans love the Jews so much? You have never even expelled them before.

try working on your personality first.

>Love Jews
>Hate goat fuckers
Pick one you street shutter.

Why have you never expelled the Jews, then? Why do you have Holocaust class at school? Why do you get circumcised? Why do you watch Jewish movies and television? Why was Bob Dylan so popular? Why do you let them control your demographics?

*shitter

ThinkPad themed homoeroticism

>why have you never expelled the Jews, then
We've been expelling a lot of Jews (muslims are the real negative Jew stereotype) one terrorist at a time. That kill ratio is beautiful, and the Israelis are pretty cool, because they bulldoze houses in shittenstain.
It would be nice once the Catholics start killing muslims like the buddhists are as well. They're late to the party, but they might be forced into action soon, right?

Nice dodge, Schlomo Wertzenstein

>Doesn't realize that muslims are the "Jews" that needs to be expelled.
Jokes on you pal, but your kind is complete shit.

Nice deflect Muhammad, but a bullet is waiting for you, and you'll collect it sooner, or later.