Sir, you must plug in any personal devices for inspection before boarding your flight

Sir, you must plug in any personal devices for inspection before boarding your flight.

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this Nokia 3315 is not pc compatible sir

>sir
Ex-fucking-cuse me?

>implying I don't enable thunderbolt security.

Yeah just let me plug in THIS DEVICE
*unzips dick*

*plugs in gun and shoots her*
what do you think about that ROASTIE
>everyone claps

>im sorry sir, your fx cg20 calculator doesn't support our cables, we can't let you board our flight

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>Sir
did you just assumed my gender??

>>Tap iPhone side button five times
>>USB through the Lightning port now disabled

Okay, here you go.

iToddlers BT-... Wait, what? No no no no no, this can't be real nooooo

>I-I don't have a phone
>Then you may not board our flight

>turn off android phone
>entire phone is encrypted and unaccessible without my passcode

here you go

ya dis me

kek

I heard that in ameristan they can prevent you from boarding and can force you to even encrypt your drive in front of them if you still wanna get on that plane.
Is it true?

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but if they ask you for the passcode and you don't hang it over you go to jail

>>Secure
>>Android

Oh user, you do make me laugh.

its flat

>she has to turn his phone off
POORDROIDS BTFO LMAO

In Australia you get jailed until you hand over the password.
Police in Australia also don't need a warrant to seize your data.

>you need to give away all of your secrets to enter airport, else you go to prison
is this the peak of the american government?
holy shit, I feel sorry for you guys, no wonder you're trying to board a plane

> android
> encrypted
> unaccessible without my passcode

oh, the sheeps

I haven't been there, but I know of frequent travellers through the US who backup and then wipe their devices to take through the airport, so if anyone asks them to unlock their device, they can hand over a blank device.

Personally, I'd set my iPhone up to auto-erase with incorrect passcode attempts, and if they wanted to take it off me I'd wipe it right there.

>coping this hard

What the actual fuck this sounds so surreal

desu I would probably just unplug the important drive before boarding, but thats frankly not easily done with most notebooks today

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you know the FBI can easily access freshly deleted files, right?
Google "Melanie Willhide to Adrian Rodriguez with love"

Sir, you need to make your device available for inspection before continuing.

>Police in Australia also don't need a warrant to seize your data.

That's a little simplistic interpretation.

It's true we have no 5th Amendment style protection against self-incrimination, or 4th Amendment style protection over unreasonable searches, but the Police need a court order to gain access to the encrypted data on your personal device, and failure to comply with that court order is what can land you in contempt.

>you know the FBI can easily access freshly deleted files, right?

I really doubt they could do that on an encrypted iPhone.
Or even an encrypted hard drive.

I'm actually curious, did Apple think about this?
Do they encrypt your files first before deleting them to prevent recovery attempts?

do you actually have to do this to board a plane now? i've only flown once and it was years ago

>Do they encrypt your files first before deleting them to prevent recovery attempts?

What? No.
They're always encrypted, you idiot.
Encryption has been the default on all Apple devices for about 4 years now.

based
>I heard that in ameristan they can prevent you from boarding and can force you to even encrypt your drive in front of them if you still wanna get on that plane.
>Is it true?
Yes

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6213007/Police-want-mobile-laptop-passwords-jailed-refusing.html
>inb4 dailymail
aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Business/Committees/Joint/Intelligence_and_Security/TelcoAmendmentBill2018

Not to mention the where government doesn't have to disclose data breaches and private companies do.

I should clarify that this was true prior to this bill. But that will change unless people actually are aware about this shit they're trying to pull

I guess we better vote those Coalition fuckwits out then?

no

Labor are onboard with this...

The Coalition never does anything right

That legislation simply allows law enforcement to apply for a warrant to gain access to encrypted data.
Still needs to be signed off by a Judge.

Vote those fuckwits out too?

Me, I'm going all Green this time.

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I've been to America twice, passing through 7 airports and carrying multiple phones, tablets, VR headsets, proprietary dev kits, and a 3.5" HDD in an antistatic bag. TSA has never cared about my devices.

Has anyone here ever been hassled by them?

>swaps my thinkpad HDD caddy out for a DVD drive before entering the airport
sure here you go, ma'am.

Oh, so company devices are exempted.

False, this is only constitutional on foreigners going in and out of the country.

the last time i flew (well, flew back home), at security when i got past the body scanners an airport security lady took me aside and asked to see my laptop. so i took my ThinkPad out. first she asked me to switch it on, and so i did. she then looked at it close up for a moment or two and then said we have to take it off you for a moment and examine it in our little sealed off office here. I said sure ok whatever. After a minute or so she came back with it and said ok thank you sir enjoy your flight.

i want sure exactly what that was all about so i googled it later and found out it was them probably checking it for traces of explosives. the lady saw white residue all over my ThinkPad and probably thought this could be explosives residue. jokes on her though, it was only my dried up cum :)

American who has traveled in and out of country by flight here.

Muslims thought they could be sneaky by disguising bombs as things like phones, cameras, laptops, etc, bring them on the flight, and then activate them to blow up the plane. To that end, the TSA is required to ask you to power on any devices you have to demonstrate that they are actually what they say they are. This is, of course, silly because if the powerbutton is also the detonation button you'd blow up the bomb in the middle of the fucking airport instead, but hey, that's less newsworthy than blowing up an airplane and everyone who works for the TSA is human vermin anyways so it's not a big loss.

>not taking better care of your thinkpad
you -----> reddit

>They're always encrypted
So every time you open any file, it decrypts itself? yeah

>sir, you need to demonstrate using your shampoo and showering yourself in order to confirm the liquid inside is not poisonous

Like I said, the TSA is composed of the absolute dregs of American society so obviously everything they come up with will be fucking retarded, but that's their reasoning behind it. It's not good reasoning, but it is their reasoning.

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That's my fetish

Do you really think the FBI can't crack your shit?

>Worked in Airport Security (Not America)
>Had to confiscate all liquids in containers that could contain more than 100ml
>They're all thrown without care into big trash bins
>Later all the cleaning ladies come and empty the trash bins
>This is considered safe
Really gives ya the old BIG THINK

The one time I've gone to Americuck, I brought my laptop with a fake drive that had prior accumulated about a weeks usage.
Only searches in Chromium were from a temporary email, some fairly vanilla porn (""""Worst"""" would've been white dude fucking airport security, to see if the TSA agent would blush or otherwise make fun of me), and some standard low-end shitty indie games.
They literally do not care. Maybe because I was a white guy going to America for 10 days on business.
She even told me I should probably not search for "that sort of thing", giving me a wink, then sending me off on my flight home.

I get that it's fucked up, but why do any of you care? They're not going to cuff you up for compiling Gentoo or posting a quick riced up screenfetch.

Well good thing I'd never visit the US with anything other than throwaway devices so go on, and please do enjoy the 30 GB of fucked up porn.

see

>They're not going to cuff you up for compiling Gentoo or posting a quick riced up screenfetch
that's what they want you to think

So what are you hiding?

If anything, they'll laugh at your rice, berating you for not making specific differences that align with their preferences

The entire point of this is to seem retarded. So everyone just goes along with it. All they want to do is ease-in some law that requires you to show your data. What if you have been researching some fucked up shit the government has done and doesn't want you to know? The threat of terrorism exists for political control.

Moreover, they probably couldn't even catch a somewhat smart attacker with their measures. Most of this is just for show and works off of a social factor.

>She even told me I should probably not search for "that sort of thing", giving me a wink, then sending me off on my flight home.
I hope that actually happened but by my previous experience they don't have much humour while at work. They are usually pretty professional, if you're white that is.

>But plugging it in will trigger detonation ma'am

>greens
you would do better throwing your votes away on all the other small parties

it decrypts when you open it and enter the password

Imagine

Then how do you present the QR code / ID for boarding scan?

Have sex

I heard of a solution some time ago it was some kind of fake login with a side loaded session in which if you were forced to give in your password you would hand over a "fake" password that would trigger the side session to open and display dummy files put on purpose beforehand. Does anyone know the name of this method? can't remember it.

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No probs. I store all my files on my home server.

I'd forget about that real quick cause in the US that can and in the past has been demonstrated multiple time to get you in more legal trouble than any loli doujin ever could.
Best is to buy burner devices, if you need some data leave them on an encrypted server at home, VPN in and download what you need, and 7 writes of 0s before you leave the country again.

its called backing up then wiping and recovering later

No, it's called HiddenOS feature which Veracrypt supports

Yes that seems the better option it seems, but don't you have to be very tech savvy in order to have a reliable home server that can't be tracked or breached?

School is off again the smart ass teenagers came back home

Yes, true. But! It's a good way of preventing extortion when the time comes, nevermind the government. If you are a person of interest and some mafia comes at gun point and asks you the password, a fake login could save your life. It's like having 10k in a decoy safe in your home in order to protect your 100k in gold hiding in your basement. This could be considered overkill or paranoid but if you have any substantial power or role in this world you would think otherwise.

Not really. Rent a 5€ VPS, encrypt the data in question with AES-256. VPN into the server, download the encrypted package, delete the original data on the VPS, write it over a couple times and cancel the VPS. If the NSA or FBI or whatever bothers to actually track down the VPN logs and then contact your hoster and so on just to prove that you downloaded something but they don't know what then you got way bigger problems to worry about. So if you are just on vacation or on business this is more than enough to make you not worth it unless you sell Plutonium to the Iranians or something.

It's not at all paranoid if you are actually a high ranking manager or CEO of some multi national. If you are just a programmer it'd be wasted time pretty much. But certainly not paranoid.

more free than you muhammad

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>not selling plutonium to the iranians
I bet you sell pot on the down low fag

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I'm glad to see someone got the reference. Should probably have said "sell flipper bombs to the Iranians" instead.

Ezpz
>Backup entire filesystem
>Reset phone
>Fly
>When at destination, restore from backup.


Or go hard mode and set up a "normal use" filesystem to flash with random pictures and files.

>Or go hard mode and set up a "normal use" filesystem to flash with random pictures and files.

How is this called in android terms? I want to do this. It's probably on the TRWP settings isn't it

here you go maam

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Easiest way of doing it I can think of is to nand backup your phone, reset and then setup a bunch of apps normies would use, big boss extreme would be making accounts for those apps and make a bunch of bogus content.

Then you back that system up again for later use.
Reset again and go back to your personal backup.

Then when time comes to travel, flash the travel file system.

the price of the NWO

Not a bad idea, a little rudimentary for my taste, but I will have it just in case.

indeed my friend

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>*dabs on airport worker*
"Yeeeeah ma'am, that's a no from me."

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>Sir? Why do you store pictures of several and different hindu families in your phone?

I'm an albino Indian, you bigot!

>can force you to even encrypt your drive in front of them if you still wanna get on that plane.
I see no downside to this.

Makes sense, but in the case of having to hand over my phone at the airport I would rather give them my real password on a fresh factory restored phone.

this

>throw a tantrum because misgendering
>post to social media
>entire onions consumers backed you up
>sue the airport

good idea actually

Have sex.

Here we go, a fresh formatted Arch install without any content on it besides the base system and the tools to download all my data when I arrive my destination.
(Of course I'm going to format everything again when I arrive my destination to avoid evil maid attacks)

I went through an airport carrying 5 hard drives, two phones, a laptop, and muh dick and they didnt ask to check shit.
This is the Jow Forums equivalent of penis inspection day

>This is the Jow Forums equivalent of penis inspection day
have a (You)

>So every time you open any file, it decrypts itself? yeah

This is how file based encryption works, yes.

>This is the Jow Forums equivalent of penis inspection day
based