How does one recover from getting told to have sex on Jow Forums?

How does one recover from getting told to have sex on Jow Forums?

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have sex

find a hooker and then refuse to have sex

by having sex

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don't have sex

Transition

do or do not do what you are told
there is literally no other way
so this case you can choose to have sex because you are told
or you can rebel and choose to abstain because you were told to have sex
see how simple this all is OP

I highly recommend having sex, then you'll see it's not a big deal and move on

by fucking their mom/daughter/ass

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Have sex with a tranny wearing programming socks

tell them you're not a pedo unlike them

By remembering you had a FFM threesome, and thus they can't magically know whether someone participated in copulation.
BTW, it's true for IRL too: women can't feel or know for sure whether a man is a virgin or not. I asked about it specifically.

H-how does one have sex on Jow Forums? Are there musky female programmers hiding here...?
Just curious haha asking for a friend haha

haha atleast I'm not a pedo like you guys please don't have sex haha with children no less

one just kills himself

Do it

It's a dumb insult that doesn't even bear recovery. I find the "cope" or "projecting" comebacks far more infuriating. They're also stupid, but they still have bite power.

I am cell by choice.

asking them to bend over

Have sex

Stay a virgin and cry in a ditch.


Sent from my BlackBerry - the most secure mobile device - via the EE Network

I heard installing gentoo works for some people, but ymmv

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This

There's only one Cell
You don't choose to be Cell, punny piece of shit.

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>be married with kid
>have sex with wife several times a week
>call out some dumb user for being a fucking retard, completely unrelated to sex or anything remotely close
>"have sex"

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>be married with kid
>have sex with wife several times a week

You know you are lying user. If you have a fucking kid running around, sex isn't happening near as much as it was before or it isn't as good. That's what happens to pretty much every millenial, they get cucked by their kids and their wives going full prude on them.

unironically filter the word "sex" on blue boards

>t. has never interacted with a woman in real life

yeah, you just keep thinking people laughing at you is from Jow Forums or incels or whatever man. Good luck with that kid too.

Cope

I take it as inspiration.

By remembering that Jesus died for YOUR sins, and you do not come from a culture/tribe of Satan worshipers.