Future tech that would suck

Because you're legitimately retarded?

>what they say the future of air travel will look like.

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The billboards would be in low earth orbit, so they'd move. It would be very difficult to use for navigation.
It's not a projection system, it's a bunch of mirrors in space.

>what it will actually look like

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Home robots. Much of the computation could be farmed out to the cloud, meaning you have to pay for service continuously with the possibility of 3d models of your house and person being leaked

Based amerimutts taking the lard hit for us to ensure we don't have a canned sardine tier future of living.

Literally everything seem to get worse because of botnet

Absolutely disgusting. I can't even imagine the rage I would feel if I was camping out in the sticks under the stars and the whole sky was filled up with advertisements.

so basically you're standing

I don't want that part of a cyberpunk dystopia

No, standing would be more comfortable to your nutsack.

This looks really uncomfortable.

Peak anarchocapitalism

>thinking that achieving geostationairy orbit with massive billboards that you can see from earth is ever do-able let alone profitable
When the sun is up it's not/hardly visible. Putting it in low earth orbit instead means it will spend most of its time over the ocean or poor areas that don't even have fastfood chains to speak off. Putting it up in space will probably cost more than you'll ever get back from it in 100 years, during which it'll be needing costly maintenance from all the space debris that is penetrating it. Off all the dystopian future shit this has to be the most retarded one. I can confidently say that this will never ever be a thing in any form whatsoever.

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fuck you nigger, at this point we might as well be standing.
At least make it comfy like a japanese sardine-hotel (pic related).

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Why? it doesn`t make any difference.

desu most of the retarded shit in this thread is not likely to become a reality beyond demos.

If shit like that ever becomes mainstream I bet there will be entire groups of people 911ing planes just to get airlines to stop this shit.

>The billboards would be in low earth orbit, so they'd move. It would be very difficult to use for navigation.

But at least it would help, and is easier to know that Mc Donalds move to west to east, and Netflix such and such, instead of esoteric stars that nobody knows their names, even less where the fuck do they go.

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>hurr durr what are stars
even with McNavigation you'll still need to understand some of the "esoteric" stars. Like the north star (guess where that is dum dum), or the dipper constelation.

Can you stop shilling already? This shit is beyond DOA. It's literally a failed fever dream of some marketing cunt.

>stars
>go

Tell me, what is easier for normal people to do, follow canis menoris in opposition to the perihelion in declination or whatever or fucking Coca Cola?
I thought so

>normal people
The bane of any society, it seems.

important question will there be porn ads

I feel like people would find the projectors and dynamite them or something
Not that I would condone such an act of course

>opposition
>perehelion
lmfao
getting anally annihilated by astronomers from 3000+ years ago.

You still don't get it anyways, the illboards still require you to understand the constelations to get your bearings anyways, that or you would need to intimately know the orbital inclination, grade, argument of periapsis, longitude, etc of the orbit of each and every billboard to be able to figure out where the fuck you are. All of which requires a live knowledge from the internet that you would NOT have in the wild. Where as knowing 2 constilations and a star is somehow "hard" for you to do. Your IQ is lower than the orbital inclination of the ISS relative to the plane of reference of the earth.

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Before spewing jargon, pray tell, how would you place someting stationary above the north pole?

Advanced bioweapons technology that is cheap and available enough for individuals and small groups to manufacture powerful bioweapons in garages and trailers.

this is so weird
it's peak American but the typing isn't American
are you Chinese, urban Russian?

With a satellite with a GPS.

And if it is so difficult, how come China is lauching artificial moons?
astronomy.com/news/2018/10/china-artificial-moons

Anemic annular hydrocoptic plasmo-lithography is really gonna suck when it comes out.

I feel you on that one

wow, you're a retard:
astronomy.com/news/2018/10/why-chinas-artificial-moon-probably-wont-work

>Ryanair jingle intensifies

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I guess I wasn't clear. What sort of orbit do you envision, relative to earth, which will always be above the north pole?

Not telling ya nigga

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Man this'd be a great idea
>can fit a ton of people thanks to vertical space usage
>don't have to worry about space invaders
>don't have to worry about something embarrasing happening and people noticing
>could have multiple amenities inside like TV or headphones

Only downside I could foresee would be families but I bet 1 kid and 1 adult fit into one of those

>Tell me, what is easier for normal people to do, follow canis menoris in opposition to the perihelion in declination or whatever or fucking Coca Cola?
Probably to just follow the sun since they only need to walk one direction

i think the idea is to put a geostationary projector in orbit, then pull some science fiction magic hocus pocus to make it display a giant hologram

what happens when you fart

Digitized cursive.

>1 kid and 1 adult fit into one of those

What did he mean by this?

you get ejected from the plane

pretty much all IoT and interconnected devices that phone home. Exponentially increasing the attack surface of a house and spreading your data across tons of different companies is such a retarded fucking idea and yet normalfags are happily buying microphones and talking to them because it's faster than spending an extra 5 seconds to pull out your phone and look something up.

nah just use special glass that filters the light.

That would be based desu.
They should also have USB power plug every kilometer so you can stay connected when you go camping.

I would totally sit on that.
She looks like Lisa Ann.

a flying carpet?

>going camping
>when the mutants overtake the wastelands
lmao

came

Yeah you can fuck right off with space ads. I'm on the verge of suicide and I look to the stars for an answer and all I see are golden arches telling me a few slabs of beef between two beautifully crisp buns with fresh lettuce, onion, tomato, ever delicately drenched in the purest and finest sauces that human engineering, of which has solved most of the catastrophes encountered throughout the years can come up with?

I’m quite surprised this hasn’t happened yet actually

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4-pack family units with cradles for phones so you can teleconference with the family laying right next to you, or for really fat amerisharts. You'd lose concessions, unless they manage a feedtube system somehow.
Airtight so retards will Darwin award in their own noxious fumes. It's a win-win, except for the low wage cuck who has to pressure wash the unit afterwards

>one fucking airline does this to save costs
>All the customers stop using that airline
Problem solved? All I'm seeing here is "airline travel will become more expensive" which sucks but ok.

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Reality is you're going to get a lot of masterbators, sex addicts hopping in with each other, etc. There's a reason private first class is more expensive.

Id let her sit on my face

this

space ads?????????? bruh

Dumbass detected

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>weakens faith
>can't kill it

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>israel

pretty sure it's gonna happen soon

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we need NASA to get on this and make it as illegal as baby rape
YESTERDAY

>illegal
>implying NASA owns the space

When cloud become so ubiqoitus owning computing/storage device for other than accessing cloud becomes illegal

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

A non-keplerian one. I take it you've never heard of statites? Pic related

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this planet should come to an end soon, at least the human race i would like to see it

no but they have an open door at congress. They can talk the talk.

>implying humans own earth

the UN is in charge of space
no, all you need are some big fucking mirrors flying in formation. Those shiny antennas on pic related can be pretty goddamn bright and they're not even designed to do so.
The decreasing cost of space launch may eventually make this a profitable venture. Unfortunately.

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Why do you think Trump created the spaceforce? He is trying to regulate space advertisements.

Get a GPS you dumb retard

When digital currency become ubiqoitus and owning cash/preious metals becomes illegal

As a leaf I'd say the overuse of commas marks him as one of my countryman. Most likely from one of the clown colleges we call major cities.

what about the graves instead of apostrophes? is that like a quebecoise (aka idiot) thing to do

shut up bootlicker

who is doing this, manlet airlines? how the fuck would anyone over 5'6 fit in this

So if I could go to the moon it's already claimed? Like I couldn't go there and make my own new world? gay

Sorry that you want to be trapped on this hellhole with a fist yp your ass like a puppet.

I hope I die before this shit becomes a thing.

finally, now i can enjoy turbulence in my balls

have you been in an airplane? they're so airconditioned, if you take a breath of air with your mouth, it's like breathing cotton

>McNavigation
My fucking sides

>brains way
>brainsway
>brain sway

This would not pass regulations. Planes need to evacuated in under 90 seconds

This would be terrible and ruin space for us by creating a massive amount of junk that may crash into each other and create a ton of debris

The minute this shit becomes a thing is when I go to jail for putting together a sufficiently powerful laser to knock the thing out of orbit.

It will likely have a radio tranciever on-board to control it, change what it says, turn it on, off etc.
In a hypothetical situation, an attacker could find out what frequency it listens on and jam it, or if the manufacturer is retarded and doesn't use encryption, hijack it, hold it ransom.