Retarded corporate buzzwords

Internet of things open source machine deep learning AI computer science cloud computing big data blockchain elastic search end of support human rights for mudslimes

>security

IoT scrote!

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>GPLv3

>t. brainlet

>””””””””””secure”””””””””

Things that aren't buzzwords and have concrete, well-defined meanings, making these posters illiterate faggots:

(this is literally a product you dumb nigger)
Things that are actually buzzwords:

+ quantum crypto privacy raytracing async compute

+ cloud virtual reality biometrics crowd sourcing

>scalability

>computer

>double you double you double you dot
>small footprint

>diverse

>disruptive

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>floptane

>DevOps

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>cache hierarchy

>technology

>Penis Enlargement

>internet protocol

Everything in this image.

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>Software "Engineer"

>M
>H
>Z
I'm dead

GHz race and MHz race are stale and outdated, HZ race is the new shit.

144Hz master race reporting in

Data lake

>oportunity
>company values

CIA niggers

this post glows in the dark

How is elastic search a buzzword? It's literally a billion+ dollar company that's been around for like 10 years

>full stack (you do what used to be 3 jobs)
>team player (you will be surrounded by retards)

those aren't buzzwords.
machine learning means using a learning machine (usually an RBM, but can also refer to an SVM or NN)
deep learning means something (multiple layers in a CNN).
AI means something (usually used incorrectly, but this is a contentious point that I don't want to get into; BUT IT ALSO MEANS SOMETHING!).

>white hat

>Telemetry

>works well under pressure (you'll have too little time to do too much)

>unix philosophy

SaaS BaaS

T. Unemployed CS student who thinks there are cool data science jobs

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>Internet of things
That's simply embedded w/ internet, which makes it a buzzword, which renders you retarded.

This.
>logical compilation
>drawing implications from data
>changing course and gathering new data at step 1
>make a billion new buzzwords so (((investors))) give you money

>blockchain

>ITT: terms I don't like and/or am too stupid to understand are buzzwords

S E R V E R L E S S

remember, you can't spell idiot
without iot.

Very dynamic and intuitive

5G "Ultra Wideband" - Bullshit Verizon uses to avoid deploying FTTH when AT&T (and Altice) are doing it.

Verizon 5G "UWB" is the new BellSouth IFITL: fiber to the curb which ultimately got killed

A G I L E

I will circle-back with you offline to discuss tactical options for our containerized hybrid cloud.