Enjoy your shitty hello world project faggot, I'm talking with this Instagram hottie on my MacBook

Enjoy your shitty hello world project faggot, I'm talking with this Instagram hottie on my MacBook

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Instagram only works on smartphones you dumb fuck.

b-bb-but... how many languages can u print hello world in chad?

shit posting level :
broken butterfly keyboard

at this point even owning a computer makes you beta.
Chads only have PS4 and cell phones at home, and either use a tablet or have a secretary at work...
maybe an old, way oversized (like 17") laptop from college that they pull out once a year to do their taxes or something.

How do these people sit up straight and type ?

Wait until you find out what I put in your synthol injections, Chad.

instagram.com/

You can't use direct messages on the web browser version.

I unironically started training a few months ago to look sorta like that (won't reach that level, but having solid abs is good).

Sex feels a lot better when you're mascular. Also if you don't have a gf, having a good body alleviates a lot of problems. Wish people here outside of Jow Forums would see that.

I've always been a recluse, nerdy, akward kidsince I was little. I got made fun of in elementary school and middle for my weight.

I wish that me could see me now. I swim for my highschool swim team, I have 2 state times, and weigh 30 pounds less than that me did (180.) My only regret is not starting sooner BAKA.

Other than that, I still build PCs in my free time, work hard, and have fun. If y'all are out there wishing you could just go out and get fit, loose weight, and grow strong, I only have one recommendation for you:

In the words of the great Shia Labouf (sorry if I misspelled that):
Just DO IT

I'd rather kill myself than look like that.

Do it. Nobody will miss you.

He's overbuffed a bit, but that may be a good thing depending on your country and social standing.

Normie scum GTFO out of Jow Forums.

No

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Nah, I'm good.

igdm.me

Even you Lincucks can dm those traps you secretly follow.

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You say that like I do it secretly and don't date one

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u can on windows store version retard

>nbjovredsfdhuo cnij iohjwaroj db
*Mashes keyboard*

>be fat homo
>tell your parents that you're fat gay
>be rejected
>go cry in a gym for next year
>barely can build muscles
>start doing drugs to get buffed
>have muscles finally
>realize that no amount of muscles will make you straight

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