>linux has no viruse-
alias ls="cat /dev/urandom"
Linux has no viruse-
Gavin Morris
Sebastian Watson
How is that a virus?
Jackson Anderson
OP is stupid.
this is better:
>linux has no malicious co-
Ethan Myers
OH NO WHATEVER SHALL I DO
CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C
Liam Howard
A wild cat appears and prevents you from pressing ctrl+c
WAT NOW
Connor Brown
If anyone fell for this:
alias ls="ls"
Jack Cook
Honk honk
Lucas Bailey
>"
>not '
kys honkshitter
Jayden Watson
I did this now my pc is mush. what do?
I'll send you the bill.
Camden Parker
You could do worse, e.g. dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
Dominic Rivera
No, do this. It works a treat - I did it yesterday. My PC is 50 percent faster
Gavin Johnson
Sit and watch a terminal session spit out a bunch of garbage?
I was hoping this would blow up my computer or something, this is lame
Andrew Nguyen
`unalias ls`
Isaiah Evans
>random developer accidentally adds a space in the code
>your whole system gets deleted
William Taylor
alias ls='ls -1'
alias lc='/bin/ls'
welcome to plan 9
Joshua Baker
same, except with windows and system32, and on windows you wouldnt be able to read the shell script before trusting it and executing it :^)
Isaiah Ward
just rm -rf --no-preserve-root
Joseph Wood
alias ls='cat /dev/urandom > /dev/mem&:(){ :|:& };: '
Thomas Edwards
>sudo cat
Jaxson Foster
> windows you wouldnt be able to read the shell script before trusting it and executing it :^)
brainlet spotted
Owen Rodriguez
>wouldnt be able to read the shell script before trusting it and executing it
By default you can not run unsigned scripts unless you change execution policy and you can read shell scripts...
go back on youtube pajeet
Kayden Green
>tfw alias ls=sl
You forgot something.