Apple News

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BASED apple news spoils the avengers movie with picrel on the front page, manchildren everywhere are devastated.

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inb4 ban because jannies/mods are basedboys who care about capeshit spoilers

BASED Apple (for once)

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Who is Thanos and Iron Man and why do people keep telling me he dies like I'm supposed to give a shit?

If you legit do not know you must be a retard. I don't like capeshit and even I know.

stop defending söy culture.

Stay ignorant, my friend. Trust me, it's better that way

>marvel fans on the apple subreddit
unholy trifecta of sÒy

>even I know.
Then answer the question for the grown ups. Who is Thanos and Iron Man and why do people keep telling me he dies like I'm supposed to give a shit?

I though thanos was god of war character

>capeshit
based apple

>thanos
>god of war
How can thanos die if he's a god? I thought gods are immortal. Why does a god need help from a man even an iron worker? Why do they both end up dead? I'm even more confused. Are we sure this isn't wrestling? This sounds like some wrestling shit.

Imagine consumption of entertainment being a core aspect of your life.
Capitalism is fucking disgusting.

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technically reading Jow Forums threads is very that

Jow Forums is a medium for communication, making it a forum for public discussion.
Jow Forums is like the coffee shops and taverns revolutionaries used to gather at.

>Jow Forums is like the coffee shops and taverns revolutionaries used to gather at.
lol

Don't worry, I'm not a Jow Forumstard.

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Why do nromies get so excited over these superheros movies? They're simply CGI'ed trash.

I find them boring but why does anybody like anything?

no, coffee shops and taverns are the coffee shops and taverns revolutionaries used to gather at

>Don't worry I'm not a Jow Forumstard, I'm actually much worse, a delusional communist weeb

Already outing yourself as a tranny today, huh?

I'm neither a communist nor a tranny.
I'd rather pair up with a nazi or commie than a capitalist though.

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One theory I have based on witnessing someone I know suddenly become a 'fanboi' is that normies see a bunch of other people belonging to some sort of fandom, and they feel left out, so they decide to hope on board the next popular thing to be part of something. The big movie companies have the money to get this shit constantly in the media, and there's a whole 'cottage industry' on youtube of channels analysing and breaking down these movies in various ways for entertainment - so even though there's nothing there, people end up becoming involved to be a part of something.

Distributism > Nazi > Capitalism > Communism

mkultra programing, they just watch they same thing over and over again while giving their money to the Hollywood cabal.

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based & redpilled

>Distributism > Nazi
Tell me more about Distributism. It must be really good.

funny things is that the facts alluded to in the picture are declassified and freely available to anyone interested

Notice how (((they))) spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt with posts like these.

I literally have no idea who those characters are

truly peak "NPC" activity.

But aren't you spreading the fear, uncertainty, and doubt. I was just talking about mkultra and the CIA, and the other user said it was funny that the CIA declassified all their crimes.

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People say this but I read the report Freeway Ricky alluded to concerning crack-cocaine/Iran-Contra/Los Angeles and the CIA never really fessed up, only skirted around the point of interest.

not to mention the docs are buried in and surrounded by a sea of meaningless bureaucratic drivel (by design, obviously).

pewdiepie invented thanos and avengers

you may not like it, but thats what peak performance looks like

Has anybody compiled a “greatest hits” list of CIA-published documents that are the most damning?

That would be pretty cool.

congratulations on making the most reddit post i've read in fucking years

>You must be older than 18 to post here

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Keep implying the CIA is conspiring against you, schizo

Why does no one give a shit about Nat or Vision?

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Iron man is some superhero from basedvel books who wears a hi-tech iron armor. Don't know the other. They probably die in some future video adaption of basedvel's stories and possibly they know it from reading the comics.

i thought iron man already died ages ago, pic related

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thanks reminding them, agent johnson

>Jow Forums is like the coffee shops and taverns revolutionaries used to gather at.
revolutionaries? hardly. just a bunch of bored lads and women with nothing else better to do.

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yeah, jannies are the type of faggots to get worked up over a Disney film

It's more like a kindergarden playground, actually.

mkultra wasn't made to make normies watch disney movies. not everything is a psyop. people just like watching big flashy colors on a screen because their lives are boring.

a kindergarden playground for revolucionaries

>le prefix and fag suffix to make anything you don't like an insult.
>so much namecalling jannies make global word filters
far from a coffeeshop

CAPESHIT

Thermos and Iron Boy game on me Ninetado Switcher

>Who is Thanos and Iron Man
Just two dead guys now.

Fuckin Game of thrones isnt even out till tomorrow jfc.

MKUltra is a CIA asset and nowadays they use it for gaining extra dosh

Pray tell, when exactly does the CIA program people with MKU? At birth?

Not every knows who this Thanos is, Iron Man should be widely known but not some purple faggot in a söy film. I had no idea who he was until I kept hearing or reading about him and had to Google it.

>Jow Forums is a medium for communication, making it a forum for public discussion.
>Jow Forums is like the coffee shops and taverns revolutionaries used to gather at.
That's a little cringe, dude. Its just a place to shitpost anonymously without having my real name, email and photo ID attached to like other sites.

In only know Thanos from porn videos. His smile reminds me of the good old simple shrek is love times. His dong on the other hand makes me think he might be a basketball American.

MARVELTODDLERS BTFO

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MKUltra is long-dead now and most of the documents were destroyed. It wasn't even a psyop program. It was a program of experiments to see if people could be mind-controlled into giving up information. If the CIA was psyop-ing general population, they'd be doing it under a different name. The only psyop going on here is Disney's colossal marketing budget.

It could be a false flag for all I know but how out of touch with reality could you be to spoil a massively hyped movie for people?
I mean, I can see individuals doing it because it's the Internet, but there's no one person who decides things like this. This went through a process in one of Apple's divisions and they were okay with it.

because capeshit never makes sense and can get retconned in a second if a new author wants to

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Either so far up your own ass that you think that there's nobody who has not yet seen it...
Or you're so in tune with what's really going on that you can recognize a money making machine with no artistic merit for exactly what it is and therefore feel no qualms about pissing off people who got way too excited for high budget tripe.

This is the same tactic that Zuffa uses. Usually news outlets related to MMA will immediately spoil the PPV results within hours of it airing. This seems like a similar tactic.
>not subscribed or didn't see this in the opening weekend? TOO BAD SPOILED IMMEDIATELY
It's a FOMO tactic that assumes extremely heavy levels of dropoff from initial release. Better to spoil it for everyone then have people pirating and having a similar spoiler free enjoyable experience. A total burn the fields tactic. Same thing with threatening spoilers all over the internet. Panic your sheepbase into consuming the product before it gets "spoiled"

Can I be both?

This makes a lot of sense.

everything in this photo is easily searched and verified you absolute glownigger

>movies and tv shows

This isn't Jow Forums.

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So Iron Man dies too? In the spoilers I only see the big chin guy dissapearing.

>shitposting
>not even ironically
The
Absolute
State

Living your life for fun is literally and unironically the best and correct way to live your life.

I'm the Scarlet Pimpernel!

Don't forget the MKULTRA people entrapped several senators and congresspeople with child prostitutes and taped them so they could secure more funding and this came out in the hearings in Congress too.

Look up Family Jewels.

>taking YouTube e-celebs words as gospel unironically then posting a thread crying about theor opinion on a messageboard.
The
Absolute
State

One of /ourguys/ on the inside decided to BTFO söyboys worldwide

>destroying carefully cultivated Disney hype
oh no jeez why would anybody do it?

Linking to that site. The state of nu-Jow Forums.

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That's what Disney gets for daring to compete in apples locked down gay demographic.

>just a bunch of bored lads and women with nothing else better to do.
Literally what French revolutionaries were

Suigintou is cute. CUTE!

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The only thing I know about Thanos is he's a random purple man that started getting posted within the last month or two. I didn't know what movie he was from or what he does, or what the joke is.

Why would I know? It's like knowing the lyrics to an Arianna Grande song or watching every star wars movie that came out past the original trilogy like 25 years ago.

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any half decent movie wont be ruined by a spoiler

Socialism but drenched in delusional christianity.

>participating in consumerist spectacle = fun
Hahahaha no.