Wagie, wagie! Your productivity is down by 4.697% compared to last month. You're fired

Capitalism and free market at its finest. Don't forget that socialism things like paid sick leaves, paid vacations, enforceable limit on working hours and paid parental leaves are going to make America weak. Top 1% just need more tax breaks, it'll surely trickle down to you.

What's that picture supposed to mean at all? Fucking Jow Forumstards, I swear to God!

It was made by a discord operated transvestite

What does it change?

the benis of course

My company is working in a project that secretly turns on webcams and makes sure employees are siting straight, and will send notifications if you have had a bad posture for too long.

Windows only tho :) Managers using Macs and turbonerds using Linux won't have to endure such shit.

I'm sorry wagies.

Why is firing an employee for bad performance wrong?

Then quit. You are not a slave to Amazon.

>"hey bucko, you've been working too slowly. push up the pace or else you're out"
>"I'm sorry boss"

>"BEEP BEEP ASSOCIATE ID ESMITH-8BA269C2 YOUR PRODUCTIVITY INDEX HAS FALLEN BELLOW THRESHOLD, YOUR EMPLOYMENT HAS BEEN TERMINATED; VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY OR SECURITY WILL BE CALLED /
ASOCIADO ID ESMITH-8BA269C2 SU EMPLOYMENTO HA SIDO TERMINADO, ABANDONE LAS PREMISAS O SEGURIDAD SERA LLAMADA"
>...

redpill me on Yang, I don't know much

The US has labor laws, that article is from Britain. Sounds like Britain is the issue here. Learn to read.

This.

Welcome to corporate feudalism, cuckolds. You made your bed, now lie in it.

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neets itt dont have a concept of value

he's got a tiny dick

Yang is our democrat.

What shithole do you work in where there is zero standardization of hardware

>2019
>value

found the subversive kike everyone

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idiot who is only popular due to autistic neets shilling him

except arent you going to say next "get a job" when they need food, i.e., no welfare for the unemployed? which is it then?

pls explain

>socialism isn't cuckhold

'power' then, same thing just different word. useful work over time

Yes, we need to cancel this silly experiment called The Welfare State.
If you are a loser, then work at whatever job your bettors deign to gift you with and be thankful that they gave you that much.
No free rides.

>an amazon warehouse in the UK is the only place on the face of the planet that is hiring, whose working conditions were written about in a clickbait article

this, sincerely

right, so no you ARE a slave to amazon, should they decide to not give you bathroom breaks, or pay you, for example

Fuck off Boomer

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If you have valuable skills then you should have little to no problem getting another job.

That was literally my first thought as well.

Considering that the average panhandler makes more than minimum wage, you're full of shit

Thanks.

You are not a slave. You are accepting YOUR PAY in exchange for YOUR LABOR. If you think that you are worth more than Amazon is paying you, then prove it. Quit Amazon. Go work somewhere else.

You guessed wrong, but what does it matter what generation I belong to? You're just throwing a personal insult. There's no argument in what you wrote.

where they wont pay you either, because if its a free market and the value of labor is $0, whose going to be the idiot that pays $1

My valuable skill is gassing hebrews

>value of labor is $0
the absolute state of neets

and amazon is accepting the LABOR LAW when SOURCING LABOR. if they dont comply why shall i?

Oh, then I've got bad news for you. The Free Market changes over time. Some skills become more valuable, others less.

Piss jugs are comfy though

t. seething slacker who works there because his boss pity him, no such luck with a computer boss

Why is it bad news? The current demand for a gassed hebrew is at an all time high right now.

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Where is Amazon breaking the law?

if the value of labor is $0 then come and paint my house for free

Baselines are a pipe dream. The execs *have* to use Macs or else there'll be a serious work stoppage!

lets play an rpg user

new hire: amazon edition

you are a new amazon hire

please choose a or b

>go to bathroom, which is your right, and be fired for not meeting productivity metrics
>piss in jug

Life literally is an rpg

Don't forget that The Law is just an opinion backed up by the threat of state violence. Most states have a monopoly on violence in their jurisdiction

sorry, i dont understand "life is literally an rpg". please choose a or b

>urge to pee increases by 15%
>please choose a or b

Ah. You must be a pre programmed NPC. My mistake sir.

if you cant do anything other than stack boxes you deserve to be fucked around by bezos

based bastiat

This is the whole point. If you don't like Amazon, then don't work for them. We got rid of surfdom hundreds of years ago in the Anglosphere.

alt+F4 and play a better game.

>Ah. You must be a pre programmed NPC. My mistake sir.
invalid command detected.

INVENTORY UPDATE: you have to poo as well.

please choose a or b

>a report by THE VERGE
oh please

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Different user here. I choose A!!1

I think I'm gonna be extra productive and just shit my pants

I love how you are literally taking the piss out of the Verge-reading SJW.

"serfdom"
Not that spelling matters on Jow Forums.

kek

ahhhhhh. you walk across the shipping floor and to the restroom. you unzip your trousers and undo your belt, and seat yourself on the porcelain throne. you began to piss and shit. once you feel better, you wipe (your dick too disgusting user) and flush. then you return to work AFTER WASHING HANDS PROPERLY. you are informed that you have not met metrics of productivity because your bathroom 'break' was longer than the alotted 5 minutes. :^(

YOU ARE FIRED
GAME OVER!

you now must seek new employment. this concludes the trial edition of 'new hire: amazon edition'.

please find solace in the fact Jow Forums will argue ad nauseam that you had a choice to work harder, or piss less, or something.

in the time you read this post jeff bezos made only another half-a-billion dollars.

> pic
oh boi, I love that video

>you begin to shit. it smells of foul taco bell induced diarrhea, and the viscosity lends itself to leaking out of your underwear and out of your cut off jean shorts where it drips onto the cement production floor. your manager happens to be conducting a performance metric based firing of at the very moment, and slips in your liquid feces, falling, and breaking their fibia in 18 places. you are immediately dismissed.

The game seems to end fairly enough. I wasn't able to meet my computer manager's expectations, so I was let go. I guess I wasn't a fit for Amazon after all

P.S. my guess is that the Amazon hiring questionnaire would have blocked me getting hired in the first place.

P.P.S. Ahhhh, now that's what a call relief!

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Absolutely based. HR an absolute shit

right because bathroom habits are often part of the hiring process

"ok greatim hearing you are a productive team player. now next question for you sam: how long does it take you to go number 2 (on average)?"

Thanks Satan! Very cool!

fuckin this

Its hard to believe these people have no concept of free will.

new hire: amazon edition is available on steam (lol you need internet to play a text game)

Go back to Jow Forums and go fuck yourself.
I want a fucking bathroom break because our human stomachs don't always agree with the corporate planning of the 21st century.
Just because a few "niggers" have taken bathroom breaks just to make phone calls doesn't mean we should completely revoke our rights.

I just can't believe how dumb some people in the US are... like, holy shit bro, your corporate overlord completely fucks up your hours, your rights, your work-life balance, your life in general, and when you complain, they point their finger to "but muh niggers", "but muh freeloaders". And you all buy it, all of it.

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Is there anything that I could write it that would change your opinion?
You seem to have worked up a real big head of steam here of moral indignation about the unfairness of people being measured for their work.
Do you prefer a socialist paradise? Is that you're so suggesting what we should do?

Sounds like I did the company a big favor. That manager was a fucking asshat.

The game hasn't ended. In that case, my next text adventure command is:
GO HOME. DOFF. TAKE SHOWER.

measuring metrics is ok and so is firing people for not meeting them but then what about maybe supporting the people who cant meet those metrics i.e. welfare

chink who bows to the ccp

just quit if you dont like your job, get a different one

No welfare. Losers have to find people willing to support them. You are not entitled to free money just because you exist.

In normal countries (not the us of a) employers can't just fire someone whenever they feel like it.

Based.
100% of the people get fired will be black and women.

You can fire people for cause.
It is true that it is easier to do in some places rather than others, but the principle remains true universally.

You can't possibly think this is a good idea can you?

>not mustering in your own shit for as long as possible

do you even use computers bro?

>Capitalism and free market
>high taxes
>concessions needed to start a business
>retarded tax law that favors corporations
yeah the only problem that world has are retards that don't recognize capitalism from socialism

based reminder computer can not be biased or racist

And you wonder why it's called yuropoor
You need to have the ability to cull the cruft to stay competitive
Stay mad poorfag

please pay your nations debt in its entirety now

Why would a manager intervene in terminating an employee. There's literally no reason to. In fact you have every reason to not intervene.

When you say "We should give losers free money" what you are really saying is that The Government has the right to steal from me at gunpoint. After the theft, what does it matter how the money is spent?

At least when socialism collapses you can start over, there is no running away from giant corporate overlords.

>can't save money, most of it goes to rent
>can't switch jobs, will lose benefits
>can't move, have little to no money
>can't get a line of credit to move, nobody will give any to me
>can't get sick, no money to take care of myself
>Amazon paid 0$ in taxes
Guess I should just pull myself up by my bootstraps.