What were your most frightening, shocking moments, that you can recall? Describe the stories.
Scariest Moments
Austin Reed
Gavin Richardson
Kidney stones
Sebastian Morales
Going to /b/ today
Kevin Murphy
One time I thought someone broke in my house, i grabbed my mossberg 500 shotgun and waited, nothing happened.
Another time someone shined a flashlight in my window, I grabbed a ruger LCP (tiny pocket pistol) and ran outside trying to catch the fuckers in the act, now that I think about it I should have grabbed something bigger like my mossberg, AK, AR, or mosin nagant.
Matthew Wright
Using a nugget as a self-defense weapon
Now that's something only a mutt would do
Tyler Cook
Well the moses nugget was used by moses to split the red sea and later by the Russians in both world wars and by many other nations so why not one as a self defense weapon.
Nolan Collins
this one time a someone i used to go to elementary school with said hello to me while i was forced to go outside to do chores by my parents
Landon Brown
TBHdesu the second one wasn't that frightning because I wanted to use my second amendment right on someone.
Dylan Green
I know this is a rhetorical question meant as a joke, but I can't help being upset at the idea
Joshua Hill
/b/ is a pretty vile place. The threads I make are clean, though.
Julian Barnes
when i was 6 and was on the monkey bars and was close to falling and i was terrified for my life
Isaac Rivera
I once saw a black person in daylight and everything. Literally shook.
Please stop talking this is just gross.
Noah Watson
>Be me, 2010
>Into Japanese tradition
>Liked the idea of seppuku
>Told myself that I would do it once my dad started another argument about my hiki condition
>Eventually the day comes and I recieve the biggest ass-blasting in recorded history
>Grab my hunting knife, unsheath it, and slice my stomach open without hesitation
>Don't feel anything except a pleasent warmth
>Vision goes grainy
>Eventually pass out from shock
>Suddenly jolt awake
>I'm in my bed, it's dark, and I check my stomach
>Literally no fucking wound, or even a scar
>Not sure what's going on
>Decide to sum it up to a dream even though I don't remember going to bed
What does Jow Forums think?
Kayden Anderson
The first thing that comes to mind is who are you quoting?
Jason Bell
The first thing that comes to mind is neck yourself retard
Jason Wood
why so cynical, dumb cynic?
Jaxson Young
Why so meta, dumb metaposter
Mason Phillips
not meta, only anti-cynical, dumb cynic
Josiah Long
>be me
>driving home from vacation
>car ahead is going 25 in a 45
>keeps doing this for 15 miles
[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
>yellow dashes on road
>time to overtake
>shit he's speeding up too
>seeing lights on oncoming lane
>speed up or slam on brakes
>can't slow down or guaranteed wreck
fuckit.mp3
>drop a gear and floor throttle
>overtake with a few feet to spare
>engine banging off redline
>check speedo
>going 115 in a 45
I hate slow drivers.
Benjamin Rodriguez
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Christian Barnes
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.
Jeremiah Perry
Nathan Brown
That was scary; I was concerned for your life. Don’t speed too much.
Joshua Jackson
Who is this bleeding loli and how do I save her?
Also how do I keep her safe from people that want to lewd her?
Nathaniel Foster
Spoopy anymore?
Isaac Murphy
in your impotent autistic rage you forgot to breathe and passed out on the bed
auto breathing set in and your mind had a tard fuelled dream
that's what I think
Jonathan Turner
one time i sneezed mid-climax and nutted so hard i was scared I'd have to re-plaster the ceiling.
Chase Diaz
but your dad survived
Christopher Barnes
>+pp+ ID
Jayden Harris
nearly drowned once because i rented a bike with no break
thats about it tb h
Jose Lee
*no brakes