>be american
>get shot
Be american
>be shot
>get american
>bang
>dead
k, nice trips mom. now go to bed
blow it out your ass
hi mom
you insolent son! how dare you command me?!?!?!
>be canadian
>dont exist.
you ought not be on Jow Forums so late, boys.
>be american
>literally have military bases in each country
>everyone is too scared to protest otherwise
mom plz im writing my essay
stop embarressing me infront of the other countries
alright dear, just make sure you get to bed soon, otherwise you'll miss breakfast just like you did this morning. I know how much you look forward to your eggs and bacon.
>be american
>get shot
>immune to bullet because american
check em
why you on Jow Forums mom?
>Be American
>get shot
>...at freedom!
statistically (compared to developed countries) you are #2 to us in gun violence and police violence
REEEEE LEAVE MR ALONE MOM
>be american
>get shot
fucking americans man just
taahahahahaha
what the fuck man lmao
based and red pilled
How the hell did Canada wind up with niggers in the first place?
they came over here from america so they wouldn't get shot
>yeah shot by other black people
So they're trying to avoid niggers? White people almost never shoot blacks
>niggers having the money to flee there ghettos in Detroit
>implying they would give up all 45 of there different types of sub machine guns just to live in the arctic Canadian wilderness
feelsgoodman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Dumb Canuck Faggot
SEETHING
SEE THING RUN
RUN THING RUN
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