Be american

>be american
>get shot

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>be shot
>get american

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>bang
>dead

k, nice trips mom. now go to bed

blow it out your ass
hi mom

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you insolent son! how dare you command me?!?!?!

>be canadian
>dont exist.

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you ought not be on Jow Forums so late, boys.

>be american
>literally have military bases in each country
>everyone is too scared to protest otherwise

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mom plz im writing my essay
stop embarressing me infront of the other countries

alright dear, just make sure you get to bed soon, otherwise you'll miss breakfast just like you did this morning. I know how much you look forward to your eggs and bacon.

>be american
>get shot
>immune to bullet because american

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check em
why you on Jow Forums mom?

>Be American
>get shot
>...at freedom!

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statistically (compared to developed countries) you are #2 to us in gun violence and police violence

REEEEE LEAVE MR ALONE MOM

>be american

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>get shot

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fucking americans man just
taahahahahaha
what the fuck man lmao

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based and red pilled

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How the hell did Canada wind up with niggers in the first place?

they came over here from america so they wouldn't get shot

>yeah shot by other black people

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So they're trying to avoid niggers? White people almost never shoot blacks

>niggers having the money to flee there ghettos in Detroit
>implying they would give up all 45 of there different types of sub machine guns just to live in the arctic Canadian wilderness

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feelsgoodman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Dumb Canuck Faggot

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SEETHING

SEE THING RUN
RUN THING RUN

based

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