What compels a m*n to do this?

asian genes and dick size

Gotta get some epic GAMER loot to fill the void in my soulless life and some EPIC KILLSTREAKS GAMERS UP AND ATOM

>"man"
Found your problem. Only children find comfort and pride in this.

what compels a m*n to do this?

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>What compels a m*n to do this?
onions. lots of it.

To carry traditional values (and our race) forward.

sex

Marry someone with kids? Loneliness.

>only 1 texture
>always smells
no thanks

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angry birds

Propagation of western civilization, which has uplifted man from the dirt better than any set of values before it.

I think they're just kids of other family members involved in the ceremony. Pretty common.

oops forgot image

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Sysadmin is cool though.

Angry birds is like 10 years old at this point which is just fucked.

Main Gengi? Tiny dick syndrome probrably.

Just turn off the lights and you've got a manly setup

>pastes a few LED strips
>"omg so rich!"

>plays in gold league

>those box of tissues
kek

>which has uplifted man from the dirt better than any set of values before it
Absolutely based

Why would you mount a tv above your monitor? It's above eye level. Neck strain for no reason.

>get old
>body and brain start getting fucked
>No kids to take care of you
>Die in a gutter somewhere
But you can use a egg donor to make kids. No need to marry a femoid.

I'd smash the fuck out of that soi station. you little faggots can't stop me

Why do people enjoy things?

I don't know man. It's like they haven't figured out it's all meaningless and that nothing matters and that the sooner the human race fucks off the better the universe will be.

A steady blade balazes da soul.

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Too old for this setup. If I sat on that floor for more than a few minutes, I might never get up again.

lol no. human race doesnt matter at all. the universe won't care if we died tomorrow. Its all pointless suffering.

Hahahha dood yeehhhh datss prety damnn deeeep mi niggreo

Where's the bull at? Or is Jamal only around when the man goes to work?

>m*n
fuck off, roastie. stay out of men's business and shut the fuck up.

see:

That looks dope, brah.

>>r9k

lmao 2 mouse

No concept of money or taste leads to scenes like these. Basically manchildren who've never had a job.

Yep, but how do you raise them alone?

You might not be, sysadmin is nearing/is in his 40s by now and I believe he still sits on the floor.

The red makes it run faster and hotter. I choose blue because I value the life of my investments.

Destroya #1. Much better than even a real vagina. Though the Meiko onahole is pretty great too.

um. mothers usually fuck up their kids psychologically. That's why so many black kids with no fathers become rebels. Would be better for the kid to not have a mother around. Except maybe for breastfeeding.

lack of pussy, I think (;

mental illness, lack of relationships both emotional and sexual. vapid consumerism and larping and cherry on the top is isolation.
Sauce: my "onions cave" a year ago. it was flooded in December. almost felt like the universe to tell me to fix my shit or kill myself. I convinced myself I was going to create something amazing but I was just vastly underemployed, bored, lacking in motivation and staying in that area as a shield mechanism.

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Are you a day trader? I wanted a setup like that when I was trying to get into forex trading. Didnt work out eventually.

Being gay

looks comfy to me. It's a shit world out there. Better a cope than a rope.

What is your setup now? A lot more simple?

>forbidden
>that tiny hole
I wonder what they meant by this.

Owning Funko Pops is peak bugman consumerism. At least get some high quality ones like figma or figuarts.

You're adorable and also this post made me laugh!

this but unironically

people do unbelievably cringy shit like drive excessively loud cars and wear knockoff designer clothing. wake up people they're not helping you get laid

>Not making sweet cash to buy shiny machines
Pathetic

Is my home theater anti pussy? :(

To realize that meaningful relationships are the only true source of happiness a human can achieve.

That the joy of seeing your children strive and succeed in this world will provide more joy than any material possession ever will.

That life is a continuum, and your duty is to pull your weight in a species destined to own the stars.

What do you mean? What’s wrong with pops? It’s the same as your anime figurines

Now zoomers hate loud cars too?

Enjoying his hobby.

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most people hate cars that sound bad. classier cars like ferraris are easier to tolerate as long as you don't modify the exhaust too much to make it retardedly loud and drive back and forth on a public road as if it's a race track.

You tell me

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No.
Fuck off nigger

usgamer.net/articles/funko-pop-figures-are-a-blight-upon-humanity

Nothing wrong with pops. Your anime gigs are the same. It’s like a mlp fag being condescending towards a Barney fag

anime figures maybe weebshit at least you know where the money goes. Funko looks like it has been designed by a 5 year old.

It’s the same shit corporations that don’t give a shot get your money

>meaningful relationships are the only true source of happiness a human can achieve.
Imagine being this much of a fucking girl. Relationships do indeed bring happiness, but so do success, money, one-time experiences and personal character development. Only a teenager thinks a relationship will get them out of the failure hole they're stuck at.

is it an ikea desk lmao

What about niggers and spics getting married, kekistani bro? The day of the rope can't come soon enough for them, praise kek.

I larped as one for a while and failed miserably.

all that shit is still there I just never use it user I bought a new mattress after my flood and merely post from my Chromebook at best when I'm not phone posting. what's sad is I have "onions stations" throughout my house it's definitely a mental disorder and I'm heavily depressed. here's onions station #2

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goddamn what do you do with all those screens

absolutely nothing anymore. they are never on. here's onions station #3

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Not everyone is entitled to do that. We live in a society, you know.

>16 monitors
Seek help.

you haven't seen the living room yet it's worse than what you think but I'm just gonna leave the thread with my "onions crash landing pad" where I lay when I'm not at work. see you space cowboys.

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>not explaining why you have 20+ monitors and leaving the thread
Why would you do such a thing

I worked for a vastly funded start up and played the role of an entire "department" single handedly for 8+ years. then quit. different setups for different organizations that then start-up supported (it wasn't a start up at the time I left) built their entire infrastructure and supported it 24/7 by myself without hiring a team and took in money as individual. had a spat with the cto, he had more political power even though I was senior in experience. we played chicken. I sperged out like a retard and quit. and that's how I lost a 160k/year contract boys. don't let your emotions get in the way of business especially when you have institutional knowledge.

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43 yo rich guy here.

The original guy is right. Money and success feel good, but the reward is always fleeting and temporary.

My children and wife always cheer me up, and are without question the most valuable things in my life.

Hopefully you learn this on your own before it's too late. Nobody on their deathbed wished theyd made VP of the local cracker factory 20 years ago. ALL want to be surrounded by family and friends.

Teenage girls got it all figured out breh.

>rich guy here.
Sure.

Nice..

Any tips for a 24 y/o retard who’s quals & training are in music? It’s too late to kill myself so

it's not too late at all. what would you like to do in the tech sector? there's more than enough resources out there now to master a skillset.

>manchild shaming thread

Time OP wasn't a faggot: 1

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Why would anyone put their tv so far up the wall?

A driven aesthetic sense.

Well, we know he likes Overwatch...

>it's fine if you end up poor but married because such is the power of love!
Yeah no. No amount of love is gonna fill up a starving stomach.

>Teenage girls got it all figured out breh.
Yeah, just suck money out of a man.

Poor is often a state of mind more than a lack of resources.

>insatiable lust

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Poverty builds character.
Wealth and comfort leads to decadence.

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Case in point:

itt larping "rich" guys and "well adjusted" human beans sharing their soi stations ™