How successful are you in life?

How successful are you in life?

> State your relevant education history
> Job Title?
> Salary in USD?
> Age?
> Are you happy in your job?
> How many "friends" do you have?
> Are you single?

Others will judge if you are successful.

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>Bachelor in Computer Science
> Data Operator
> 27,391.25 (USD)
> 22
> Meh.
> 2-3 Close Friends
> Not Single

>Others will judge if you are successful

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>Education
B.S. Finance
>Job Title
Valuation Analyst
>Salary in USD
85k base plus ~15k annual bonus
>Happy in your job
No
># of friends
Like 5 but none of them live in my city
>Single?
No

Forgot age, 24

>engineering dropout
>NEET
>0
>28
>could be worse lol
>0
>yea

I mean you sound pretty successful.

How come you're not enjoying the job? Regret doing finance or something?

Success is measured by how closely you live in line with what you want.

> State your relevant education history
Software Engineer
> Job Title?
Embedded Software Engineer
> Salary in USD?
Enough
> Age?
23
> Are you happy in your job?
S'okay
> How many "friends" do you have?
"Friends", like 20
Friends, 3
> Are you single?
Since a week yeah, I see no real future with her

> Barely got a high school diploma
> Technical support engineer
> $16750(It's eastern europe tho so it ain't that horrible)
> 19
> No
> 0
> yup

inb4 500 posts posting their 400k salary as a junior webdev in reddit inc

Lead developer
Full stack
Angular, .net, and mysql
32k.
22yo
Happy because I learned everything because I built a giant website from scratch. Dislike it because shit pay. Quiting next week.
I have tons of friends but only like 5 or 6 good friends
Just got into a new relationship

Also just became homeless and living on a friends couch.

>drop out
>neet
>$1,200
>24
>no
>4
>yes

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> State your relevant education history
BS Physics
> Job Title?
Software engineer
> Salary in USD?
$56k
> Age?
26
> Are you happy in your job?
I like programming but my job isn't challenging enough
> How many "friends" do you have?
2 that I talk to regularly
> Are you single?
Been dating my gf for 3 years now

Seemed good up until the end...

>Been dating my gf for 3 years now
Grow the fuck up.
Either dump her or marry. Thats a long ass time to "date"

I wish it weren't like that but I couldn't live at my parents home anymore. Pest problem was out of controls and im very allergic to that type of bug.
It could be worse

Not him but my cousin married after 6 years of dating, my parents after 5 and an uncle after 7.
Not dating for long enough before marriage is a crucial ingredient for a divorce.

>getting married before the 5 year mark
>getting married

You propose a life without marriage or a life with out a woman?

>school dropout due to depression
>neet
>0
>17
>no
>a few
>got a gf

>Education
High school and the internet
>Title
Cashier
>Salary
11.12/hr
>Age
20
>Happy?
No, not really
>Friends
7 that I hang out with irl, and 15ish more on the internet. I hang out with them multiple times a year.
>Single
As of right now, yes. Last relationship I was in, the guy was cheating on me.

He wants you to be gay
> Job Title?
Casino Field Technician (Vendor)
> Salary in USD?
$43k + OT (last tax return was like $58K)
> Age?
26
> Are you happy in your job?
Yeah
> How many "friends" do you have?
7?
> Are you single?
Married

i'm 34 and have negative success so far

except that i'm the healthiest human being in america, which is a success of its own i guess.

> State your relevant education history
Foundation Degree
> Job Title?
General Manager
> Salary in USD?
36.7k
> Age?
24
> Are you happy in your job?
Yes, very stressful but worth it
> How many "friends" do you have?
Close friends is probably like 20
> Are you single?
no

>MBA
>Branch Manager
>~105k
>31
>Yes
>10+
>No

B E R L I N

> State your relevant education history
IT Technician
> Job Title?
Self Employee, Technician and Sales
> Salary in USD?
$14,200 yr (more less)
> Age?
33
> Are you happy in your job?
Absolutely
> How many "friends" do you have?
Only 1, since he is married and had children rarely a see him.
> Are you single?
Divorced (Very happy actually)
(Don't marry thinking you'll fix something that never works)

State your relevant education history
> Job Title
Software Engineer
> Salary in USD?
200k
> Age?
32
> Are you happy in your job?
Happy enough
> How many "friends" do you have?
Why is the word 'friend' in quotes? Is it an inside joke? Are the friends implied?

Iunno, like 10 that would bail me out I guess
> Are you single?
Yes-ish. There's a few on the roster, so-to-speak.

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> State your relevant education history
University Junior Dropout
> Job Title?
IT Operations Analyst
> Salary in USD?
52k
> Age?
23
> Are you happy in your job?
Yeah, but I plan to finish my degree and move around in the company im currently at
> How many "friends" do you have?
2-3
> Are you single?
Yes

Well I will be easy to judge.
> State your relevant education history
High School Diploma
> Job Title?
NEET
> Salary in USD?
$40 (pocket money my dad gives me. I'm 25.)
> Age?
25
> Are you happy in your job?
I would be if I had money to continue living like this. But my parents have really increased their efforts towards getting rid of me. They literally went to a family member behind my back and asked him to use his connections to get me a office job.
> How many "friends" do you have?
0. Haven't had a friend since high school ended.
> Are you single?
Yes

> State your relevant education history
BS Computer Engineering
> Job Title?
Computer Engineer
> Salary in USD?
$67k
> Age?
22
> Are you happy in your job?
Eh, I like the company, but wish I would have negotiated for a higher salary. I have friends who are working at IBM and Intel making ~$80k
> How many "friends" do you have?
~4 or 5 good ones
> Are you single?
Yeah, broke up with ex-gf about 6 months ago. She had a lot of issues and I couldn’t deal with her bullshit.

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>all these people younger than me making good money while im a neet.
Man I really shouldn't have dropped out of computer science. It wasn't even hard.. Fuck me man.

>Something accounting dunno never used it.
>Hydroponics farmer.
>20k but I live in Hungary and it is HUGE money here - I don't even work all year, just 6 months and spend the other 6 living like a king.
>33
>Sure I am! It is a very chill and rewarding job.
>20+
>Married but my wife can't have children and we are not really into adoption either so having a kid is kinda out.

no point crying over a dead horse user

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> State your relevant education history
> Job Title?
NEET
> Salary in USD?
Roughly infinite/hour
> Age?
34
> Are you happy in your job?
Yes!
> How many "friends" do you have?
Around dozen, but I've been avoiding social contacts for years
> Are you single?
No

> State your relevant education history
Bsc. in Finance & apprenticeship in IT
> Job Title?
Business Analyst / Controller
> Salary in USD?
~60k in low-to-average priced surroundings (Germany)
> Age?
30
> Are you happy in your job?
Very. Collegues are nice, pressure is ok, tasks are interesting and perspective is good. Probably move to freelancing or SAP-consulting in a couple of years.
> How many "friends" do you have?
People considering "friend": maybe 5
Good acquaintances: many
> Are you single?
Nope. Married and trying to make a baby for a couple of months now.

Neetbux? Still with parents?

> Only faggots care about a degree, normal intelligent people can learn it on their own
> Don't need a job
> Don't need a salary
> 21
> Don't need a niggerlicious job
> 2 friends
> Not single

>dat pic
pussy

> State your relevant education history
Fuck off NSA
> Job Title?
None
> Salary in USD?
650k rubli a month
> Age?
11
> Are you happy in your job?
Dunno
> How many "friends" do you have?
A lot
> Are you single?
I fucj a new slut everyday with my 10 inch cock. Does that mean i'm single?

>Others will judge if you are successful.
Now that's fucking epic.

>education
a bachelors, two masters and now in a phd all in math
>job title
graduate student
>salary in USD
poorfag grad student 20k
>age
25
>are you happy
fuck yeah
>"friends"
sorta yeah
>single
just broke up with a crazy bitch ex so yes

>tfw 25 and college dropout

How successful are you in life?

> State your relevant education history
Bachelor of Computer Science
> Job Title?
Software Developer, working on distributed systems
> Salary in USD?
a laughable 67k (live in canada)
> Age?
24
> Are you happy in your job?
No, I'm getting fucking scammed for the output I generate
> How many "friends" do you have?
More than 40, close friends 5
> Are you single?
married

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>5.6k a month is laughable
what the fr*ck

Im sitting on my sofa drunk and actually scared that I will spend the rest of my life alone like this.

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>the guy was chewting on me
Are you a faggot, or a woman?

>only work half of the year
That sounds pretty great

Here's the median reported on levels.fyi for my level at my company. While I do love the team and mentorship I get, when you compare it to the averages it is quite laughable.

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Holy damn

Not very.
Currently doing IT support.

What's the best next step?

Moving towards sysadmin levels or becoming a web developer?

I already have some experience with the latter, and there seems to be more jobs for that role.

Greatly interested in hearing any advice.

give up, youll never catch up to the 130 iq 21 year old asians

Resumed CS bachelor after dropping out a year ago
None
None
24
No (assuming lifestyle instead of job)
None that I talk to regularly
Yes

KEK better just kill myself if this is average

> State your relevant education history
Bachelors in CS. Working on Masters in CS
> Job Title?
JavaScript code monkey
> Salary in USD?
62,000
> Age?
23
> Are you happy in your job?
No
> How many "friends" do you have?
0
> Are you single?
Kind of

bachelor's plus two master's
CTO in a startup
$50k/yr plus bonus (around $60k usd yr)
31
yes
4 or 5
married with 3 kids

not American btw

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> State your relevant education history
university dropout
> Job Title?
neet
> Salary in USD?
welfare so not much
> Age?
32
> Are you happy in your job?
I haven't been happy in almost 10 years
> How many "friends" do you have?
8
> Are you single?
yes

>Diploma
>IT Director
>42k€ (Italy)
>30yo
>NO
Other questions are irrelevant bullshit, as position and money will guarantee friends and bitches

> State your relevant education history
I’m pursuing a PhD in Political Sciences
> Job Title?
Still a student
> Salary in USD?
I get a no-strings scholarship of 1077 USD per month for living expenses on top of all tuition
> Age?
29
> Are you happy in your job?
Yeah, I get to travel all over the world for conferences and such for free. It’s dope
> How many "friends" do you have?
Like, ‘take a bullet’ friends? 5. I love them.
> Are you single?
No, I have a gf of 6 years

>PhD
>Wendy's Head Chef
>300k starting + stock options + bonus
>Yes, of course. I feel I could be more reasonably compensated though
>Friends? About the maximum amount humans can retain, 150. Heck, I have more than the max, 200.
>Yes, but I have a loyal thot that changes daily and a loving milk cow wife
>I forgot to mention I'm only ten years old, suck it Jannie faggots.

>High school diploma, working on my Bachelors in Computer Science at UMUC, Security+, no CCNA/P but I have taken bootcamps for both.
>Network Engineer in USAF
>around 30k not including benefits(free healthcare/housing allowance/food allowance/GI bill/TuitionAssistance)
>22 next month
>yes comfy desk job, good perks. Get to go do anything that I need to get done during the duty day. Get invited to golf and drink beer with generals and mayors.
>probably about 2 close friends at my duty station and 3 back home. Although we have a close knit shop that often hangs out on the weekend.
>yes, too bad I'm not attracted to black women or I would be in heaven.

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> State your relevant education history
BSc Software Engineering
> Job Title
Software Engineer
> Salary in USD?
145k + yearly 20k stock + bonus
(HCOL SF though)
> Age?
22
> Are you happy in your job?
Yea
> How many "friends" do you have?
Like 3. Maybe 20 I'd drink with but I just moved to SF so only a couple friends here now
> Are you single?
No, but probably soon due to LTR

D-did I make it gee? Hoping the tech market doesn't crash as soon as I get on the market.

Took a break from Jow Forums for like 4 years after growing up on Jow Forums and only come on once every 3-4 weeks or so now.

I reported myself for being underage. neck urself fucking jannie faggots

How do you get hired with that salary when you have the ultimate meme degree

Generals and mayors must be major faggots to waste time playing golf and drinking beer. What fucking losers.

How about trying so hard to integrate information that you don't even drink because it slows you down.

I mean they are human beings who need some R&R, and these events are meant to create comradery between the local community and the military base so it's not just play.

unironically grinding leetcode

Seems like you're not trying hard enough if you're drinking imo.

>t. student who can't drink because he has to learn a bunch of shit

I don't know, I don't beleive drinking once a month or less has a noticeable impact on performance.

> State your relevant education history
Dropped out of uni. Thinking of trying again
> Job Title?
Slavery (Production Assistant or some shit like that, but it's just a fancy name for slavery
> Salary in USD?
~$400/month
> Age?
21
> Are you happy in your job?
Fuck no. This job is boring as all hell. Sure, I have plenty of "dead" time to shitpost and shit but that's not productive at all. I feel like every day that passes I'm closer to becoming a living brainlet.
> How many "friends" do you have?
A few, but none of them at work. It sucks so bad
> Are you single?
Yes. And I'll probably die single. I can't be arsed to fall in love or marry, I'm too cool for that shit.

if you let others judge if you are successfull then you already failed in life... its not about pleasing others

you can't study as well in the morning so yeah it does

this

kill me

Once a month or less.

Tech primitive with a utilitarian outlook on Jow Forumsadgets here. I find low tech solutions to first world problems.
> State your relevant education history
Dropped out of HS, then dropped out of college
> Job Title?
Bicycle courier
> Salary in USD?
Money varies but it's more or less (usually less) than minimum because contract workers aren't protected by the same worker rights laws.
> Age?
29
> Are you happy in your job?
Yes and no. Riding 30+ miles a day makes me fit af so flirting with qt restaurant staff while waiting for order to deliver helps my mental well being but riding every day is hell on my body without making enough to consume the right food all the time
> How many "friends" do you have?
1, the rest disappeared because they're overburdened with work, married with kids, or dead
> Are you single?
recently single for the past 2 weeks, liberating yet sad. I bounce around so another will show up sooner or later

i watched videos about your kind in new york, seems like cool work lol

lol those videos needlessly glorify being a delivery boy. Yeah, almost dying on a weekly basis has some badassness to it but it's give and take. Shit tests you mentally and physically sometimes. Surprised I'm not roadkill and still doing it for 4 years. 4 years too long.
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> Job Title?
lifeguard
> Salary in USD?
haha
> Age?
18
> Are you happy in your job?
it's easy and cool B)
> How many "friends" do you have?
had 1 VERY close friend, but he got a gf and kinda stopped having time to hang with me :(
> Are you single?
yup

gonna go to college, wish me luck guys. life advice from boomers welcome

holy fuck

this is an Jow Forums thread if I ever saw one.

well yeah watching it and doing it are surely different things. well take care man.

this post gives me violently good vibes (except for the kid situation, I'm really sorry about that)

A life without marriage for sure. A life without women is a bit hard indeed.

thanks and same, what do you do anyways?

> State your relevant education history
Have dropout
> Job Title?
Sheet metal mechanic
> Salary in USD?
47.17/h+43/h fringe ( pension, medical, automatic 8/h 401k contribution, and other stuff )
> Age?
32
> Are you happy in your job?
It pays the bills and my coworkers are cool
> How many "friends" do you have?
20+ I actively talk to around the countty
> Are you single? Yesish

> State your relevant education history
a-levels accounting, business studies, computing
> Job Title?
temporary senior sales administrative process co-ordinator clerk manager executive
> Salary in USD?
$40,000
> Age?
40
> Are you happy in your job?
yes, its a challenge and due to circumstances my living costs are tiny so the shit wage is still plentiful
> How many "friends" do you have?
too many
> Are you single?
yes. little effort, little result

Does anyone have the pic with "you're hired" on the top half and an absurd list of requirements on the lower half?

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better add consultant to the end of my job title just to make sure
i turn up, i tell them the processes are bullshit and while working i amend them and make it all better

dropped out of EE at age 28, yikes. dont know what comes next yet. maybe i will try some coding bootcamp.

>State your relevant education history
BS CS
>Job Title?
Software Engineer
>Salary in USD?
~110k + bonuses
>Age?
25
>Are you happy in your job?
Sometimes
>How many "friends" do you have?
Just a couple unless you count internet friends too
> Are you single?
Yes

Ouch, coding bootcamp is a great though. I have a brother much younger than me that took a coding bootcamp for a few months then got hired at some tech company making web apps or something. He'd be what most would consider "successful" working a tech job in SF. Definitely the opposite direction I took in life, I can't handle the rat race, did it before and was an inch away from blowing my brains out.

>How successful are you in life?
Not very
>> State your relevant education history
BS in CS and Business Minor
>> Job Title?
Data Analyst
>> Salary in USD?
75k
>> Age?
23
>> Are you happy in your job?
Absolutely not
>> How many "friends" do you have?
Like 2 and I only games with them online
>> Are you single?
No. Been dating the same girls for like 6 years. She treats me like a king but idk if I should still be with her.

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>> State your relevant education history
High school
>> Job Title?
Cost Estimatot
>> Salary in USD?
68,000 AUD. Convert it yourself.
>> Age?
35
>> Are you happy in your job?
Yes
>> How many "friends" do you have?
4 close/best mates, 3 of them I've had since primary school and 1 since high school.
>> Are you single?
Married with two children.

homeless/gentoo

>Bachelor in Business Administration
>IT Consultant
>43k + 10% bonus, but I live in leafland, in Montreal, so I can do a lot with this money. In American company so if I want the high salary I can always move to one of the US offices but eh.
>23
>yes
>Real? Like 8 core friends that I can count on
>Engaged

I have literally 0 debt also, Canada rules that way.