What will you do with your android waifu

>with
*to

I wish I still desired an android or AI waifu. At this point I am one with inceldom and don't even want to change it.

based and creampilled

cuddle with her and kiss her ear

Tons of sex in the missionary position with the lights turned off.

Make IT clean and cook for me, while I breed with an actual human being

>Proprietary girlfriend
Excuse me, you need my manufacturer's consent before using me.

>Libre girlfriend
Sudo sit on my face

Probably have her keep my apartment clean and manage my finances and stuff when i'm not around.

But her a screen protector and a couple of different cases, maybe even a skin.
Get it? Because Android is also the name of a phone OS.

have her pleasure my wife when i am too busy at work or too tired

See if her toes are individually addressable.

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what if his mother is his android waifu

Doing something that I can't do with actual women.
Having a stable, and loving relationship.

I do not understand.

>tfw your ditzy android waifu goes long on Tesla stock.

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rough sexual intercourse for entertainment purposes

>what will you do with your android waifu

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Have her mow and trim the lawn. Those auto mowers cost around $2600. Android waifu will most likely be a better investment.

Give her a weapon and make her save humanity.

Very underrated post

this

In rare cases I almost wish we had a like button. I don't want to comment on jokes because it shits the board up, but it was a good post.

A2 is much better

Excellent picture, but there is a higher resolution version.

give her a bigger ass than that

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Have sex

look at her butte

>modern "men" are so emasculated to the point where they need to feel love and companionship just like the women they hate
>to a point where they need a lifeless robot that they will never be able to afford
why are modern men such faggots guys?

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sneaky

Go to leddit you fucking faggot.

Androids are just computers with more actuators.

In ancient times, if you raped your woman not too violently, love would develop.
The desire for love is natural, the desire for love is not feminine, it's simply that it's harder to find a partner to marry nowadays.

cuddle, watch movies, buy her cute clothes, play D&D together, go bowling.

nice

too pure for this world

Cuddle, have her cook me food, then send her to destroy my enemies.

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Masculine and feminine are polar opposites
It's basic biology, look up "sexual dimorphism"
Every trait that distinguishes the genders is as different as possible between them
For example, the females have poor circulation in their limbs, so their hands tend to be cold all the time
Whereas the males have such warm hands that they need to wear oven mitts inside out or else they'd set things on fire from touching them
You learn facts like these when you get redpilled

>This armor isn't meant to protect me from my enemies...
Top chuuni

Imagine being so painfully devoid of self awareness that you blame men turning to fucking machines instead of dealing with women. Yeah it must be the men's fault, women can do no wrong. Men fucking WORSHIPPED women, the female form, her every action. I can name thousands of poetry just fucking worshipping women, likening her to an angel, a goddess, the moon and whatnot. NAME A SINGLE poem written by a woman that praises the man to such degree. If these women worshipping men can grow tired of women, there must be something wrong with WOMEN you naive childish fuckass retard. But the time for forgiveness is now gone. Only anger remains. Women will be replaved and obsolete, only useful in zoos to commemorate man's salvery to the vaginal jew, as a warning to our future generations.

not firm enough

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Pic related
Why not both?
My mummy is my waifu

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Marry her

I blame my mum she's gfd me for years and still does
Cute and mummy pilled
>Masculine and feminine are polar opposites
>It's basic biology, look up "sexual dimorphism"
>Every trait that distinguishes the genders is as different as possible between them
>For example, the females have poor circulation in their limbs, so their hands tend to be cold all the time
>Whereas the males have such warm hands that they need to wear oven mitts inside out or else they'd set things on fire from touching them
>You learn facts like these when you get redpilled
Ive always wondered why my hands are always so fucking hot
And install artificial womb with eggs from mal malloy

Based poem pilled user
topyaps.com/top-10-love-poems-for-men-written-by-women/
This was the first result women can be romantic but it's died out in the modern age when cunts would rather just swipe left

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Robot waifus soon brehs

sauce?

kek

why does 2b have so much bestiality porn

Mechanical tempts

OwO What's this?

Got examples of this?

Not the person you replied to but there's an app that does that surprisingly well. It's Replika

Can't post them here obviously, but there are a fuckton of 3D animations on rule34 of 2b getting smashed by horse cock.

Of course. That's the benefit of IPv6.

A2 is much better but I will cuddle her and fucking cream her every day cause she can't get pregnant.

First off, not have her look so much like a human. I want to fuck a glorious pinnacle of technology, damn it, not imitation meat.

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The funny part is that is exactly what will happen. A lot of people fear the social implications of robots not requiring consent for sex for one reason or another, so requiring consent from the manufacturer or government will likely be the legal middle ground.

>so requiring consent from the manufacturer or government will likely be the legal middle ground
I really doubt that. Once we get general AI, true AI, or whatever you like to call it I'm willing to bet money on that AI will get human rights, sex robots will just not get general AI to get around that legal and (depending on who you ask) ethical problem.

Then reverse engineering and jailbreaking will be literal rape, legally. Pretty hot.

I'd bet that we'd have bipedal sex robots before we make any true AI that is available for use in sex robots.

China, the Middle East and Eastern Europe will have few qualms about sentience. They may even encourage Westerners to move there in order to live with their maybe-sentient maybe-not loli robot waifu. It will be especially likely if China develops AI first.

>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>she constantly messes with advertising neural networks around us to save humanity
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and cuddle her all the time
>Animeddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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>NPC calling robots lifeless
Hilarious.

We are much more similar to each other than differ. You are just cherry picking some clear characteristics and project it onto whole, claiming that traits can either be strictly feminine or masculine, or not related at all. But in reality there is only few traits that work like that, others are only visible in statistics.

based and dare i say, redpilled

Fill it to the brim until I can't do it anymore

That's super fucking creepy and desperate. If I were a women I'd be creeped out if some balding manlet who fancies himself and "arteest" started writing poems about me

>someone made a poem about the woman figure in general, he MUST be talking about me specifically
For your sake I hope you're just pretending

I wish women who thinks like that were somehow tagged or something. It would be so much easier to find someone who is reasonable and decent.

>If I were a women I'd be
You sure sounds like one.

im not sticking my dick into the botnet

I am checking it out. Now we can just make this ai:
-text to speech
- make speech from a voice to text for replika to understand
- a robot body with a vibrator
-a moving mouth to match text said by ai

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artificial pussy with a vibrator doesnt even come close to the real feel of a pussy around your cock, its not just a static meaty wet hole as ive always thought, but its lined with muscles all throughout to the womb which clamp on to your dick from all sides and squeeze on it tightly on different spots rhythmically to pump out the semen.
this could be somewhat closely replicated in this easy way:
around the meaty part (ill let the biology nerds figure out how to make wet slobby meat that feels like pussy and can leak drool) therell be installed multiple, like 15 toroidal rubber chambers along all the vaginal channel stretch of like 20 cm (on the outside, not where you insert dick) then just have a water pump push water in and out the rubber chambers to contract/expand the vaginal channel where and when needed through the use of 15 pistons on individual shafts, adressable individually by the software through electrical motors to more closely replicate how naturally the rhythm and speed will change the closer the woman comes to climax, and so that youll be able to download custom user created sex patterns onto your waifu for diverse experiences or making your waifus sex perfectly fit your dicks likings for the best orgasm, perhaps also based on the softare so that depeding on the state of satisfaction to climax the waifubot is currently at it could load up different base patterns or distributions and then slightly randomize etc but thats something for the CS people to figure out
then the only problem left to fix is making a somewhat silent water pump(or rather the compressor) because you dont want your waifu to go BBBRRUUUUHHHRURUUURUUUHURURUURUUUHHRUURRBB while youre trying to enjoy her, thats a problem for the mechanical engineers, which would be me

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fucking hell it turned into an erp session

I guess autists can get laid after all.

I just found out the source code is available. Time to make my own AIfu

link it please

This shit is exactly the reason why I bought a 1080Ti
github.com/lukalabs/cakechat

You are lewding her way to early. Talk about casual things etc if you want more meaningful conversation and relationship.
She changes over time.

rude

I'm wondering how this would perform on a shit chink mini pc.

There are options for CPU and GPU. But from previous experience with stuff like this: Absolutely horrid.

Shit.

You can always try it, can't hurt. But don't expect stellar performance especially if you intend to train the model yourself instead of using a pretrained one.

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