>Dust Theory: This generally takes Aplel’s words at face value and don’t go deep into it.
>Heat Theory: This assumes that Dust Theory is bullsh*t and assumes that overheating causes the material to expand and warp enough to render the buttons inoperable (2018 TouchBar models in particular).
>Sh*t Design Theory: This assumes and accepts that it’s just awful design.
There was an industry cartel decision to stop producing quality laptops. The only way to get a decent laptop any more is to buy used or NOS. Apple just cheated out harder than the rest, but all chicklet boards are ass.
Dust could explain no input but wouldn't explain double input really. The design is bad. It's not even easy to undo the key caps for cleaning.
Jose Flores
@70787256
Cringe AND Bluepilled.
Enjoy your ban for spamming.
Austin Peterson
Grid and Dell Latitude still make good laptops.
Luke Green
/thread
Julian Long
Absolutely based and sataniapilled
Xavier Carter
Are you saying ALL new laptops are cuckass, or just Apple? Because I thoroughly enjoy my HP Spectre.
Justin Martinez
Design it is. Although it's not really shitty, just incomplete. They did absolute magic by making such a flat keyboard somehow still feel more responsive and provide better feedback, all that's missing is making it more wear proof or at least easier to replace.
Noah Russell
>16:9 It's cheap trash.
Jace Diaz
No, they don't. Dell stopped making good laptops around Sandy Bridge and the introduction of the Latitude E6420.
If Heat Theory were true you would be able to feel the key being noticably different when pressing it and I don't think people have repored that. It's just Shit Design.
Jaxon Richardson
this
Brayden Campbell
A and B are not mutually exclusive, and they both imply C anyway
Robert Walker
>all chicklet boards are ass.
Nothing wrong with my "Chinkpad".
Ryder Young
>People are retarded theory: most consumers pick thinness over quality, so they get thermal throttling pieces of crap with absolute shit key travel.
Jaxon Ramirez
It feels like ass and I don't want a flat keyboard. I like my laptops T H I C C
Justin Morris
SEETHING
Michael Torres
4. Not MY Problem Theory: I've never bought a business-class laptop with that problem.
Angel Morales
All could be considered shit design
John Nelson
>>Sh*t Design Theory this one
Adam Morris
>censoring Shit how fucking cucked can your publication get?