I don't want to be a programmer anymore - what are my options? Have a CS degree and 5 years of experience

I don't want to be a programmer anymore - what are my options? Have a CS degree and 5 years of experience

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Become a project manager.

>learn extremely specific job skill
>hate it

>what are my options?
Suicide.

Become an actuary.

perform a public mental breakdown at the workplace and be eligible for NEETbux
early retirement awaits you user

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Keep showing up to work drunk and get fired.
Collect neetbux.

How are your coffee-making skillz?

just climb the workplace hierarchy until you don't even touch code anymore

>just climb the workplace hierarchy until you don't even touch code anymore
Literally 10% of the the programmers or less, the rest will due coding and underpaid due to pajeet importing.

>Have a CS degree and 5 years of experience
>doesn't have enough to retire
What the fuck were you doing those 5 years?

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make video games. get into vr. make awesome shaders

switch to a deep learning career and release your anguish. Feels good making normies lose their jobs because of robots

Do what thousands of other people who hate their jobs and their lives do: go to law school.

At the very least, you can sit for the patent bar. Everyone needs patent attorneys. But it will crush your soul and you'll probably end up doing

Become a sysadmin for a business/network engineer.

This, but unironically. You can get good pay and the job is easier

Go into IT if you don't want to program but still want a tech job.
If you can't, invest in stocks. Also, how do you get NEETbux especially when I'm literally diagnosed with the autisms?

Buy some cheap land, live like its 1650

:(

get a PhD and a job in academia

OP go into business and management.

First year CS here and after going through Programming I, II and implementing Data Structures/Algorithms, while being raped with math I figured out I don't want to be locked inside of my room watching sun go up and down for the rest of my life.