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I'm balding and I'm only 20
what the fuck do I do
I have alopecia on the beard too

1. Stop jacking off. Do not ejaculate by your own hand ever again. Ever. Wanna keep your hair? Dont ejaculate by your own hand ever again and dont ejaculate for minimum 1 month and afterwards if you have a girl limit to 1 per week or 2 max.

2. Eat lots of vegetables, vitamins, high protein diet and oils.

3. Do daily cardio min 1 mile and 3-6x lifting sessions per week.

4. Get sunlight and fresh air.

5. No more shampoo. Avoid hot water on head. Take warm showers on the reat of ur body and only use cold water for your hair. Dont towel dry, air dry.

6. Do NOT smoke weed. This may be your main factor; if you smoke almost daily, it IS the cause. You have to cut for min 6 months to rebalance your hormonal profile. If cigs cut to 1 per day or 2 max. Better entirely

7. I am older than you. I am wise than you. I had alopecia on the head, legs, bears, and chest and fized every single one of these areas by doing the 6 easy fucking steps I just laid out. Step seven is that if you cant do these steps youre not a man yet and baby bitch with no self control and deserve your balding and lose confidence. Youre lucky I even wrote this out.

by the way in step 1 i meant once per 1 week or 2 weeks, not two ejaculations per week. If youre so degenerate and u employed that youre having intercourse with her 4 or 5 times per week guess what buddy youll have to not ejaculate during.

I have stopped jacking off since 1 week, I'm trying to eat a lot of protein and no carbs whatsoever and I've never smoked
Won't the no shampoo thing make my hair dirty tho?
Guess i gotta do cardio as well
Thanks user

>be me in 2013
>middle schooler
>school is making me depressed
>am also bullied
>taken out of school and homeschooled
>good at first, but causes me to become shut in neet and my already bad anxiety to worsen
>2018 and haven't left house in 5 years and am severely depressed and suicidal

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shave it all off. I tried everything to keep my hair started losing it at 24yrs old. its your genes

my head is fucking HUGE I can't shave it off

>falsely accused of sexual assault at uni this spring
>ancient boomer parents don't believe me
>yeet from university
>depressed and suicidal as fuck until about a month ago
>decide to go for the trade meme because what the fuck else am I gonna do
>leave for underwater welding school next month, scuba diving's been my shit since I was 14
>hope every day war will be declared on Israel so I can join the military
>have secret dream that underwater welding career + military = space welder

I know those last 2 points will probably never happen but a nigga can dream, it's pretty much all that keeps me going atm

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You look rich.

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the space welder thing is pretty fucking funny

Hold on user, you can do it, just hold and hold.

That sucks. At least you aren't that guy who is 25-50,000 in debt from a useless degree.

>called men's mental health line
>a well meaning woman told me to let go of my preconceived ideals of being a man
Help me plan how to let go fellas. Not gonna take anyone else with me btw

user, I...

>Be me in 2003
>Cute 8/10 Romanian cousin comes over.
>I was living with my parents.
>She enters the computer room and laughs that my head is shaved, she thinks it's cute.
>I'm playing COD 1 online I think, always top score no matter what, even on bad days.
>Somehow a minute later she's asking me to search something, and all of a sudden I notice there's pics of erect penises in image search.
>I get shy and I get the message, but I don't, but I do, but I don't.
>I recall just last week that her male friend was talking about how she had to buy a dildo since she's single now.
>Still don't get the message.
>She leaves the room, but still smiling.
>tfw 1000% soi brainlet

I think I fucked up.

My gf of 4 years put us on a break for 3 months because we weren't doing very well. I love her completely but she's fallen out of love with me this year.
The same day this happened, I started a new job that has a 3 month probationary period. The pressure is tremendous.
I caught a cold from the stress also have finals in a few days. I'm sick, can't take any days off, and alone. Everything is falling apart and just barely hanging in the balance.
She was the only person I regularly talked to so now I just go through my days alone while she's living it up with her friends.

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Just got back from University, it's not looking good you guys. There's more feminists with each day. I hate to admit it but it looks like it's over.

I’m 50k lol.. but I have a thriving professional career so I’m not worried

Hi fucker. I called you out on the other thread where you were in france and no one was at the rally. Go drink a large quantity of bleach shill

Go read 'I Am That' and start getting out of it.

My misanthropy makes me feel good only when I'm alone. At least the urge to punch random people is mostly gone.

Negative sir, not my picture, and I’m mad jelly of it too. Now THIS is a doomer feel.

people are dumb and annoying, they're always slow and in the way. they seem complacent and weak. i hate them and i hate having to deal with them

i know that feel bro

Advice:
Start playing harder to get, make her think that she is in danger of losing something valuable.

Don't chase people who don't want it. It's equivalent to a 400 pound woman hitting on you and not attractive to women at all.

Back to Jow Forums chink with your gay ass emo threads

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