My dad fell asleep while hes blitzed ... I wanna fuck with him, Why not. Give me some fun ideas...

My dad fell asleep while hes blitzed ... I wanna fuck with him, Why not. Give me some fun ideas, I was thinking paint his toenails?

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Hes having a good one for sure

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I lifted his shirt over his hands at this point. and he woke up and looked at me. I just said flies...

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Is this /b/? Fuck off cunt

AHAHAHHA how about AHAHAHA you clean up his room, do the dishes, and leave his house HAHAHAHAH

Reported enjoy your b&

Are you meth head bogans?

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he didnt wake the whole time i wrote this...

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Wrong board you stupid fuck

Jack him off so he wakes up covered in cum. You would totally wreck him with that one. Owned for life.

Up yours, go to a non politics board

santa?

This

kek

Sounds hot.

sharpie in pooper with timestamp

Clean your house you slob

>glorious beard
>no hair anywhere else
Your dad is freaky in bed.

oldschool

leave your dad alone /b/

I cant cum on him it just wont work, I can make it so he thinks i came all over him...put it in his beard.

DO SOMETHING Jow Forums RELATED OR GO HOME
YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN PRAISE KEK OR SOMETHING YOU DISGRACE.

Put a blanket over him, and clean up the room and bit.
Then go to bed. It's past sleepy time

do it bro put some egg whites all over him

Why do you hate your dad?

I changed my mind about invading Russia. When do we invade australia.. The fuck is this post lad.

Put a blanket over him and leave him a glass of water nearby

Your father is Alan Moore? Quickly, burn all his copies of the fish rape comic

I dont hate the man, he gonna love this, when i wrote cunt on his head when i was 12 he beat me with a kettle cord and said " you like jokes" " i like jokes" trust me he takes it well

This sites fucked now...wtf... Good job "admins"

>dad
>clearly late 50s/early 60s
>scuffed house
>poster obviously around their late 20s as a result
How does it feel being a NEET bogan who still lives with their parents in their late 20s L M A O sadcunt

Suck his dick OP, funniest prank. He'll be gay incest dad when he wakes up.

i smell logan

kill yourself

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