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sale.aliexpress.com/country@US/__pc/New_Fashion_Arrivals.htm
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aliexpress.com/item/Firebird-Ganzo-G704-440C-blade-G10-Handle-EDC-Folding-knife-Survival-Camping-tool-Hunting-Pocket-Knife/32852360677.html
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I have 50 bucks on paypal but amazon doesn't seem to work with paypal.

I want to buy a pen tablet so I can draw my loli illustrations.

I'm on colombia, south america.

What do?

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kys

can I buy amazon stuff with neteller?

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Use ebay

Huion on aliex

Stay classy /csg/
Aliexpress dildos

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You can get an otg flash drive for a cent off Ali if you're a new user. Pretty sure the max storage size would be 32GB.

withdraw funds and pay with credit card?

I am a diamond member on aliexpress
Jelly poorfags?

>Mfw only platinum

Why even use paypal anymore? If you want your CC to be disconnected from online shopping use privacy.com.

Anyone bought one of these "31 in 1" Screwdriver sets? I think I'm gonna buy one (it's just damn cheap here) but I just need a T6.

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Chink tablets?

Just want as powerful as possible I guess for cheap.

Want to run Lightroom CC on it and show and maybe edit smart previews synced from cloud.

Courtesy and regards to the user who posted this in the last thread.
$5 off $35 AliExpress coupon.
sale.aliexpress.com/country@US/__pc/New_Fashion_Arrivals.htm
$2 off $15 AliExpress coupon.
sale.aliexpress.com/country@US/__pc/20190506_Fashion_Festival_MEN_CLOTHING.htm

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Mi Pad 4 / 4 Plus

Where would be best to look for a cheap watamote figures?

Anyone had any experience ordering extruded aluminium (1m+) from ali?

any bluetooth mp3 to pair with my bluetooth pods?
I want a small one and dont care if its chink, its only for [spoiler]running[/spoiler]

i got a "16-in-1" version and they got the job done, no complaints here
i like this better than my jeweler's at least

Ruizu x06

is using a locker cheaper than buying directly from amazon?

Elaborate

bluetooth keyboards anyone?

bless you, user

nice, got SFW loli to demonstrate for us? so we can better suggest what you should buy of course.

Looking to free some space on my desk. Any recommendations for small mechanical keyboards other than Ajazz AK33? And is stickers the only option to add languages to these keyboards?

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Im going to get a Ganzo G704
aliexpress.com/item/Firebird-Ganzo-G704-440C-blade-G10-Handle-EDC-Folding-knife-Survival-Camping-tool-Hunting-Pocket-Knife/32852360677.html

Sanrenmu LAND 9054
aliexpress.com/item/LAND-9054-12C27-Blade-Pocket-Folding-Knife-Outdoor-camping-Traveling-Venturing-Collection-Gift-Survival-Utility-EDC/33002763931.html

and a Sanrenmu Land 8103/8104
aliexpress.com/item/Land-8103-8104-Folding-Knife-8Cr14MoV-Blade-Outdoor-Camping-Survival-Hunting-Utility-Knife-Gift-Small-EDC/32920764170.html

Why shouldn't I?

yes. they are shit, but they work. however, if you put too much force on some of the bits (especially torx) they will shear

What type of knife is like a push button retractable? Like a fully automatic close and open knife?

Can anyone open the Ramadan page when logged in?

I'm really starting to regret the TRN BT10.
The hiss is a lot worse than I expected.
Should've gotten Galaxy Buds or something.

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Are the messages the seller send after an order automated or does he really care about me?

So how does the coupon bug works? If I get one cheap item and one expensive one and then do the thing will the coupon be divided in half so I pay cheaper on the cheap item?

If they're not automated, they're just copypasta.

The coupon is applied to the whole order, but in order to be fair, the % of discount is applied on an item by item basis. Thus, if you use a coupon on 2 items, should you get a refund on one of them, you'll get the amount - x% of the coupon, thus your other order will still have the "discount".

on what IEMs? I think ones with a BA driver are prone to those problems because they are more sensitive.

>ask chang 3 questions about a product,even put numbers before the questions to make sure
>only answers one
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fucking chinks are repackaging laptop CPUs as desktop CPUs

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It was bugged for some time, seems to work now for me at least.

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>And is stickers the only option to add languages to these keyboards?
you can learn to type without looking at your keyboard like a drooling brainlet
then again you want a tiny meme keyboard so i suppose that isn't really an option for you

Bought 2 sets of EO-IG955 earphones. One sounds muffled and the other is unbalanced. Fuck me. Is it worth it to open a dispute? I don't even know how to provide evidence to those fuckers.

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i have one, different case tho. it was like less than $2 iirc. bits are pot metal, cant even be case hardened. t6 is rather small but if the screw is not extremely tight it should work just fine without bending the bit

Buy minidsp EARS. It's only $100.
Measure the sets.
Send them measurements as evidence.

>$100

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That's already less than 1/10 the cost of a proper dummy head.

You like the new Ali design boys?

>buy $5 headphones
>spend $100 on a measuring equipment to get a $5 refund

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I will pay for itself in 20 faulty sets anyway.

I got this chinkphone for ~80$ and it's fucking awesome.
It's Vernee T3 Pro. I just wanted to share the joy with you.

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I ordered 16gb RAM for Intel but he sent me wrong RAM for AMD!

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Doesn't seem like a good deal senpai.

it's not exactly loli in my eyes but not bad

You know what i'm gonna say right? GO FUCKING READ LOOMIS

This reminds me, I was browsing for cheap chink RAM yesterday. Came across some cheap DDR3 with Hynix chips.
In the review section a guy posted pics of the chips but with the sticker peeled. Apparently the chips are fake.
Fucking chinks.

Buy the established Chink RAM brands retard

hold up, are you calling me a dummy head?

Yup, it's an interesting idea. I'm fine with this as long as they specify the correct chip in the listing

Linus tested one of those a while back, I think the only problem was that the heat spreader was slightly thicker than normal so the socket wouldn't quite close without some modification.

This is a really old /csg/ meme faggot
Even linus covered it
youtube.com/watch?v=tvXfgdyQxPQ

I've got this on taobao. no rgayb tho.

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im about to make a huge order from aliexpress ($400, about 30 items), is there any deals i need to be aware of coming up soon?

I'm confused, they didn't 'Dear friend' me, but I still feeled chinked.

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How large is it? I ended up going even smaller to try and see how I like it. If it will be garbage will get yours. Looks more functional.

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Ali link?

Nice.

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125x310 mm. I ended up ditching side printed keycaps tho.

how long does it take for your packet to go from china using alyexpress to South america (Colombia)?

>fell for mechanical keyboard meme
rolleyes.jpg

>Japanese erasers
Fat Man and Little Boy?

23days, 7hours, 22minutes

how bout amazon?

The important thing is, can it be forced to run at boost clock on all cores?
Because at stock clocks it's useless.

Doesn't this take care of that?

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I mean the turbo boost clock speed.
Normally that can only be reached on one core.

I misunderstood you, my bad.
But I doubt it can run that (multicore enhancement) on all cores.

Like one or two weeks, Amazon is pretty fast in general and because it's a delivery in the same continent.

How do I buy shit from amazon if I only have a paypal account and not bank debit account.

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>Diamond+
Wtf?

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aliexpress.com/item/32809077231.html

Get one of these, they are a lot better.
I have mine for over a year now and use it all the time.

I don't know about Colombia, but that doesn't work in Mexico yet.

Something new they started last year as a test or something.

I think it's only for the ones that really, really spend a lot on aliexpress.

I mean, looks at my points compared to yours, and it's only may..

I'm guessing he means getting something delivered to an Amazon locker rather than direct to your front door
In my experience, the answer is no

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Dude, I know that we have multiple spics here in /csg/ at least other 2 tacos besides myself, at least 1 peruANO and one weon chileno. Probably like 2 huehues, and none of us have issues buying from Ali (or the other one from bezos) how are you struggling so much?

I have no bank account, I need a fucking shitty debit card but everything keeps asking me for a fucking bank account.

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What are the specs?

Is opening a bank account that difficult where you live?

I can't even imagine on what you can spend so much money on. Like I'm at 2k and I struggle to find new shit to buy. Do you resell or give away 20 phones a month?

Every retarded employee in the bank office always asked me about some worker ID.

>Do you resell

Nah, dropshipping is most profitable in my slav country. There no risk of losing money and no need to buy stock.

So, is it hard to get a worker ID?

Other option may be one of those "vitrual" bank account, some of them give you a CC/DC too.

Can't you open a Revolut or any of these 100% online banks there are right now?

That's what I meant too. My friend has one of those revolut accounts and he got a DC of them too. Buys from online stores all the time with it.

I mean, I just google and the same shitty bank has a basic debit account, but the nigger employee always was asking about a plan more premium than the basic.

niggers.

women are mentally retarded, fuck that shit.

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What country do you live in that it is almost impossible to open a bank account and get a debit card?

Personally in my poorfag slav country every bank will gladly open an account for you and give you a visa electron or something similar. No matter if you have a job or are unemployed. :')

Does the hair growth spray work? Won't the doctors cut your hair anyway when you get skin cancer?

the issue was that the nigger employee was always talking about a less than basic master account, not the basic shitty account I needed.

I can literally open it on their bank website for free.

fuck those employees.

>I can literally open it on their bank website for free.

so why dont you?

I just had to google how to open a debit account in my shithole online for free five minutes ago.

I'm contributing to destroying the state by buying Chinese packages since the post office loses money from handing them. This way, one day we can all be free.

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>women are mentally retarded
Says the guy who can't even figure out how to open a bank account