Age

>Age
>Girls fucked
>Current status

>22
>0
>Single

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how the fuck u get a girl to fuck im completely clueless
where do u even go to get a girl

>69
>1488
>it’s complicated ;P

schizo spam

Honestly I find it so hard to chat up a stranger who's a girl. But if I know a girl or we have a mutual interest then I can speak to them no problem.

i can talk to girls no problem i just have no idea how to escalate it from "oh boy its a nice day today" to "lets have sex"

Work on it, Joe

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ok lad

excuse me but who are you quoting

>15
>0
>Single

Reported with the fury of 1000000 suns made of lions gtfo

>32
>±~90
>married

lol no

are you telling me you aren't going to listen to me nerd

yep

Fucking Chad

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this wasn't supposed to happen

>19
>Only myself
>Single

uh ok

>6000
>900
>single

>two, maybe twenty
>yes
>many
but who am I quoting?

26.
0.
Single and still with almost no desire for a gf.

>18
>2
>Single

betsides that two, i had a couple oportunities wasted (1st cuz i don't want to travel a hole state just to fuck, 2nd cuz she was 16 so dont want problems with the SEBIN [police in my shitty country])

but i still considering myself a fucking beta ugly piece of shet so i cant even talk with women anymore :/ i think my self-steem is under the earth cortex, anything i can do to improve my self-steem /bant?/

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>38
>15
>divorced but seeing two women regularly

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Nah it's not hard to bang em. Just be a 7/10 or better and constantly drink in rooms full of drunk people. It's keeping women that's hard.

>Just be a 7/10 or better and constantly drink in rooms full of drunk people

I am a 7/10 but where do you drink and who with?

>21
>5
>single

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18
1
single :]

i was raped once if that counts

pretty sure it does. welcome to the non-virgin club user

I'm 21 and the only girl I've fucked is my wife

respectable.
the real question is has your wife only fucked you?

This made me the night.

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She was a virgin on our honeymoon so I hope yes

I'm an incel.

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>±~
help am brainlet and dont wanna googele

22
±20
Single

They're using it wrong. Usually you do:
.02±0.001
which would mean the value could be from .019 to .021.
~ means approximately.

>36
>1 (when i was 14)
>just....
doobles and i die alone and afraid

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i have hope

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>18¨
>0
>contemplating becoming a hermit

>24
>1
>single considering to become a monk

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Science.

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>18.9days
>3 if blowjobs from your mum count 4
>back with ex

22
1 (when i was 12 mind you)
Single

>26
>10
>Volcel & Single

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35 soon to be 36 the 21

21 Women's
4 "Girls"
6 young boys (legal)

Single

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>29
>3
>gay single

>21
>1
>volcel and single

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>>Age
>>Girls fucked
>>Current status
18
0
EPIC

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19
7
single and depressed

>Age: 35
>Girls fucked: 0
>Current status: Single
>Bitches turned down because I have some standards: 3
Ain't incel if it's voluntary.

>26
>3 (2 girls, 1 guy but it was softcore)
>Single but an e-relationship with an older guy

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>4
>90
>Yes

>22
>6
>single

that's fucking gay

It's gay not-fucking, get it right.

I cant take you seriously if your answer to relationship status is yes.

provide proofs

It's true

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No, i can't take you seriously as a person

It's true

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>17
>1
>single and i'm not trying to change that any time soon

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goodbye

SHITPOST?

Are you that fem Saudi poster?

>if blowjobs from your mum count 4

>6 young boys (legal)
Kys

Grand wizard, what powers do ye have?

I see your flag, brother. Are you not also a Saudi poster?

>20
>0.5 (it was a blowjob)
>single by own decision

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salamakum my brother,
I am 96
I had sex with 8 12-4 year old girls who were all my wife
I have 96 wives and 189 concubines

Story checks out. Carry on brother.

Well user, we're the same age but youre beating me by .5. I need to step my game up

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>24
>0
>single

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Heh, OP here. So I received some texts last night from a girl I'm dating saying she really likes me, more than I think she likes me.
Also I saw a snapchat message from her asking when are we gonna do it, but she deleted it and she doesn't know I read it.

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better luck to the next, user

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>age
18
>Girls fucked
10 or so idk
>Current status
Single

normie here AMA

>10 or so idk
>idk

Fucking chad

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Chad looks and beta personality really gets you somewhere.

stfu chad, get away from here and never come back

Fuck off kike, if you had chad looks you'd manipulate women like I do too.
>Be me
>17 at the time
>On tinder with my bio stating that I'm underage
>Still get plenty of matches
>Women don't care about me being underage
>as soon as one of them starts to hint to anything sex related I call her a pedo
>say she should be ashamed of herself and call her a whore
Fuck roasties

I'm INFJ, I have such feelings to manipulated people

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21
0
single

not sure

>19
>0
>single
don't care much about it, i'll just get a hooker sometime

>23
>6 girls (5 if 69ing but no bepis in vege doesn't counts one) + I fucked a guy once and realised I wasn't actually bi
>single

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> 30
> 2
> Came out as asexual after being molested by nympho ex-gf. No more gfs 4 me ever again.

>Age
22
>Girls fucked
all of them