>Work at Crapple store
>Last night at work
>Everyone doing their job, pretty normal night, normal pace
>Suddenly some balding fat man grabs our front door handle and swings the door open
>Yells SAMSUNG ROCKS as loud as he can
>He yells so loud that everyone thinks we’re getting held up for a second
>He then proceeds to walk away, as I noticed he is sweating from merely walking because of how fat he is
>He throws up a Shaka (I live in Hawaii)
The face of Samsung
Work at Crapple store
Elijah Wood
Dylan Harris
You deserved it, even Shamsung is better than crApple's garbage.
Ryan Hernandez
>Adults playing console wars.
Dominic Williams
I guess iToddlers BTFO then
Brayden Cooper
Based lardass yelling at applel basedcucks.
Lucas Brooks
based
Evan Hernandez
Probably one or two fags fainted for that, based Samshit fat fuck.
Jason Butler
>apple wagecuck vs fatass samtard
Aiden White
good thread
Gavin Edwards
At least he can use a loo.
Carson Diaz
SURVEY
If you had to sit next to that guy or Tim Cook on a flight, which would you suffer?
Ryan Roberts
Imagine being based enough to do something like that.
Elijah Roberts
Ngl that guy sounds based
Joshua Hernandez
Tim Cook. The SAMSUNG guy probably smells horrible.
Matthew Jones
Tim could likely treat you with a blowjob
Nathaniel Garcia
Based fat guy
Samsung made best DDR3 and DDR4 chips
Isaac Wood
Samsung Sam is less likely to smell like AIDs and/or dried semen.
Adrian Phillips
well, samsung does rock.
I bet all of you have some chips somewhere that samsung has made
Liam Cooper
unironically this.
you can argue that the galaxy phone lines are bad if you want but Samsung does make good products.
What was the last quality Apple product?
Colton Thomas
>He yells so loud that everyone thinks we’re getting held up for a second
>He throws up a Shaka (I live in Hawaii)
BTFO for eternity.. in their own store. based Hawaiian dude.
Charles Rodriguez
seriously, hawaiian dudes are always based like this.
Levi Perry
gon sasa yo muli haole ass mf
Jeremiah Gray
you like suck my boto?
Michael Wilson
haha no thanks mahu boy
Elijah Brown
based
Thomas Johnson
Based
Dominic Perry
Tim Apple for two reasons. First sitting next to a fattie on a plane sucks, they really should be made to buy two seats if they can't fit in one. Second so I can lecture Tim Apple on why he's a horrible degenerate who's going to hell.
Benjamin Reed
Based
Hudson Diaz
iFAGGOT BTFO
Angel Wright
>>Work at Crapple store
So you're gay, right?
Jack Cooper
I think that's implied.